Foxx Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 a doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. ‘the material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago… red meat is awful. soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. high fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. however, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’ after several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘wedding cake.’ 8 19 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 A midget walked into a bar. All the bartender heard was "owwwwww!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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plenzmd1 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 (edited) whats Irish and stays out all night????? Patio Furniture Edited April 7, 2019 by plenzmd1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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/dev/null Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "hey we have a drink named after you!". The screwdriver replies, "You have a drink named Stanley?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChevyVanMiller Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) What do you get when you cross LSD with the birth control pill? A trip without the kids. Edited April 9, 2019 by ChevyVanMiller 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 A Florida man was arrested on Saturday for shoplifting $300 worth of household goods at a Kmart, just days after he purchased a multi-million-dollar private island off Key West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 If Bruce Willis ODed on Viagra, the headline could read "Bruce Willis died harder" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NoHuddleKelly12 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 50 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Officers respond to a burglary call with their guns drawn only to find a trapped Roomba In all fairness, the Roomba was going rogue and trying to join the Decepticons, so crisis averted! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: In all fairness, the Roomba was going rogue and trying to join the Decepticons, so crisis averted! Edited April 10, 2019 by ShadyBillsFan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Q) What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw?A) Outlaws are wanted. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 A Buddhist goes into a pizza place and says, "Make me one with everything." 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 hour ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Officers respond to a burglary call with their guns drawn only to find a trapped Roomba we all know @DC Tom owns quite a bit of stock in Roomba. the question becomes, is he culpable? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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/dev/null Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 10 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: A Florida man three words that never end well 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 17 hours ago, /dev/null said: On 4/10/2019 at 7:44 AM, ShadyBillsFan said: A Florida man three words that never end well https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/florida-man-threatens-to-release-army-of-turtles-upon-arrest-report/ar-BBVNMtR?OCID=ansmsnnews11 A Florida man threatens to release army of turtles upon arrest @fl az fan anyone you know? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flaz Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 6 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/florida-man-threatens-to-release-army-of-turtles-upon-arrest-report/ar-BBVNMtR?OCID=ansmsnnews11 A Florida man threatens to release army of turtles upon arrest @fl az fan anyone you know? No but it is a novel idea. Falcon heavy is on schedule. I have a clear blue sky 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coloradobillsfan Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 42 minutes ago, fl az fan said: No but it is a novel idea. Falcon heavy is on schedule. I have a clear blue sky 3 for 3 on booster recovery - awesome accomplishment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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