Nextmanup Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Took the blue ribbon in the hog calling competition at the New York State Fair in nine consecutive years (1984-1993). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^ Is the fastest “French fry technician” at McD’s this side of the Mississip’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^ Is the life of the party at tailgates ... until he takes a nap in his truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gugny said: ^^^ Is the life of the party at tailgates ... until he takes a nap in his truck. Drinks wine cooler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, BarkleyForGOATBackupPT5P said: Drinks wine cooler (SIDE NOTE: That is a real slap in the face...similar to saying he throws like a girl) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: (SIDE NOTE: That is a real slap in the face...similar to saying he throws like a girl) Drinks.. an impressive amount of wine cooler and isn't fazed. Really holds his liquor, er, wine cooler.. and more than makes up for the stigma by drinking so darn much of it.. And ONLY Mad Dog 2020 Habanero Lime-a-Ritas. Edited March 5, 2019 by BarkleyForGOATBackupPT5P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Can suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^ Founder and CEO of “GardenHoseSucking.com” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^Can whistle in up to 5' of standing water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^sighs audibly over kale salad at dinner parties after his puns fail to elicit laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^ Only person in Hawaii who can't get lei'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^is reliably unintelligible by perpetually mismanaging posts relating to previous comment by neglecting the quote option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) Dyes his pubes pink and refers to that area as pinky, and the brain. Edited March 5, 2019 by Jay_Fixit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^has the unabashed ability to relate almost any topic of discussion to male genitalia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^was uncomfortable hitting the showers full of genitalia in highschool football. Stank like all get out all 4 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Judging you by your avatar..you know a quality guard when you see one..you're scout material.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^ Picks really original avatars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Gugny said: ^^ Picks really original avatars. ^^Can tell the difference between yogurt, mayonnaise, and cool whip in a blind "taste" test using only his bare feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Has mapped out every glory hole in the tri-state area 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Is an avid map collector. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Is hired by firms to come in and fire people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 squaffing copious amounts of vino. Don't attempt amateurs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Recently lost all but his last tooth and plans to move to West Virginia soon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 The rules to this game aren't very complicated, and half the answers here are still wrong. You're supposed to be referencing a hidden talent. 26 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Recently lost all but his last tooth and plans to move to West Virginia soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 is currently in training to compete in the Olympics as a transgendered female. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^ also training to compete in the Special Olympics after self-identifying as "special." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, Foxx said: is currently in training to compete in the Olympics as a transgendered female. Can transform fiat currency into a digital bubble with the wave of a finger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 56 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: The rules to this game aren't very complicated, and half the answers here are still wrong. You're supposed to be referencing a hidden talent. That’s a talent moving to WV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 6, 2019 Author Share Posted March 6, 2019 ^^^ Single-handedly brought a multi-billion dollar company (GE) to its knees due to his COLA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Able to flick his snots Olympic distances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 used to eat his snots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 6, 2019 Author Share Posted March 6, 2019 ^^ Can recite every line from “Cagney and Lacey” Season Four, Episode 11. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Guesses well on where people vacation in Jamaica ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: ^^ Can recite every line from “Cagney and Lacey” Season Four, Episode 11. In fairness, it sounds riveting! Edited March 7, 2019 by Golden Goat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 16 hours ago, Golden Goat said: In fairness, it sounds riveting! What kind of guy goes by Dory??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Can identify to the ingredient what you ate last night based on your gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Mixes a fantastic appletini. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Knows how to build things from scratch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Another Fan said: Knows how to build things from scratch Knows the name of every character that played on the set of "The Wonder Years". Edited March 7, 2019 by Misterbluesky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Can justify why the Mets trading Nolan Ryan and three other players for Jim Fregosi was not one of the worst trades ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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