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1 minute ago, Doc said:

 

Looks more like a beer bottle opener.  Far more appropriate.

 

It probably was meant to be.  Labatts were the first owner of the Blue Jays, and went with that name, hoping people would call them the Blues. 

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15 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Please see thread title, here's another one going right over my head.  What am I looking for?  Just the lighter blue to the left of the maple leaf?

 

it's drinking out of the eyeball

 

 

17 minutes ago, Doc said:

 

 

 

At 8:58 mark.

 

Bob...... 

 

 

 

we'll try an easier one...

 

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13 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

I see a penguin on the left and a dove on the right .... and my neck hurts now.

 

not a penguin, that's a jay, all that's missing is the loud shriek it cries out and clumsy landings on railings

 

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2 hours ago, Gordio said:

I coached my sons little league team one year.  His house team, not the travel team he played on.   They were 11 years old.  I told everybody at the first practice everybody will get a chance to pitch as long they could show me in practice that they could throw strikes on a semi consistent basis.  This one kid, who was by far the worst player on the team(he had a decent arm) but couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, his mom kept bugging me every game for him to pitch even though I knew if I put him in there it would be a disaster.  I told her bring him 45 minutes before each game & I will work with him pitching & if he shows improvement I will throw him in there.  Sure enough he would get there 2 minutes before every game.  Finally I had enough of her bitching & moaning & the last game of the season I started him just to shut her up.  His first pitch he hit a kid, his second pitch he hit another kid & they kicked him out of the game.  I walked over to the mother & said "see I told you, he is not ready."  She told me to go f*ck myself in front of all the other parents & pulled her kid from the dugout & took off.  Me & my two assistant coaches couldn't stop laughing the entire game.  

 

Some parents are complete a-holes.  About 20 years ago, I became a referee for wrestling.  Started with modified (Grades 7-8).  This one kid was heavily favored over his opponent.  Underdog gets the kid in a cradle and the kid is doing everything he can to not be pinned.  It was close, but I called him pinned.  This kid was PISSED.  After the entire match was over, the mother sought me out.  She found me and proceeded to rip me a new one for saying her son was pinned.  I told her, "he might be upset and a little embarrassed from being pinned; but I guarantee he's a lot more embarrassed that you're yelling at me about it."  She just stormed off.  That was my first and last year of refereeing.  Way too many of those parents made it unenjoyable.

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6 minutes ago, bbb said:

 

It probably was meant to be.  Labatts were the first owner of the Blue Jays, and went with that name, hoping people would call them the Blues. 

I did not know that!  

 

One Bills related story when I was 5 years old I asked my dad where they "make" or print money in Buffalo, because I assumed the Bills were named after dollar bills, ala the Pittsburgh Steelers, Houston Oilers or whatever. I Bill to me had mean we had a US mint somewhere in the city.  

 

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10 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

Some parents are complete a-holes.  About 20 years ago, I became a referee for wrestling.  Started with modified (Grades 7-8).  This one kid was heavily favored over his opponent.  Underdog gets the kid in a cradle and the kid is doing everything he can to not be pinned.  It was close, but I called him pinned.  This kid was PISSED.  After the entire match was over, the mother sought me out.  She found me and proceeded to rip me a new one for saying her son was pinned.  I told her, "he might be upset and a little embarrassed from being pinned; but I guarantee he's a lot more embarrassed that you're yelling at me about it."  She just stormed off.  That was my first and last year of refereeing.  Way too many of those parents made it unenjoyable.

 

but the joy of being a ref is totally sticking it to a jerk out there

 

i guess it's really the best for the pros

 

 

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1 hour ago, Gugny said:

 

Some parents are complete a-holes.  About 20 years ago, I became a referee for wrestling.  Started with modified (Grades 7-8).  This one kid was heavily favored over his opponent.  Underdog gets the kid in a cradle and the kid is doing everything he can to not be pinned.  It was close, but I called him pinned.  This kid was PISSED.  After the entire match was over, the mother sought me out.  She found me and proceeded to rip me a new one for saying her son was pinned.  I told her, "he might be upset and a little embarrassed from being pinned; but I guarantee he's a lot more embarrassed that you're yelling at me about it."  She just stormed off.  That was my first and last year of refereeing.  Way too many of those parents made it unenjoyable.

        Ump's and Referee's in any youth sports take so much abuse it is a wonder anyone volunteers.

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3 hours ago, row_33 said:

 

but the joy of being a ref is totally sticking it to a jerk out there

 

i guess it's really the best for the pros

 

 

I was reffing City league "adult' recreational basketball years many years ago. The guy I was reffing with swallowed  his whistle and wasn't making any calls. A guy in the stands starts berating us all through the 1st half. I was calling a good game for my areas of responsibility but did not cover for the other ref. So at halftime we go to the scorer's table and this guy in the stands is just screaming at me. I looked up in the stands at him and stated, "Go home and beat your wife."
Needless to say that was the 1st topic of conversation at our next referee's meeting. My supervisor had the biggest smile telling me not to let that happen again,

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A friend on my softball team had his teeth knocked out playing college hockey.  He was the 4th guy in sitting on the bench.  The puck rocketed up the glass towards the bench, the first 3 pulled their heads back and whammo!

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42 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I thought J.P. Losman would turn into a franchise QB."

 

"Go in peace, my son. Your penance is to watch the Bills every week."

 

 

 

 

My mother has a line of thinking that Hell is right here on earth, and for surviving this we get to Heaven. Bills fans get an express pass. 

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1 hour ago, WhoTom said:

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I thought J.P. Losman would turn into a franchise QB."

 

"Go in peace, my son. Your penance is to watch the Bills every week."

 

 

 

 

There are actually some idiots who thought EJ Manuel was good.  Can you believe that???

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9 hours ago, Gugny said:

 

There are actually some idiots who thought EJ Manuel was good.  Can you believe that???

 

If that were the highest level of idiocy, I'd feel a lot better about humanity.

 

 

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10 hours ago, Augie said:

 

My mother has a line of thinking that Hell is right here on earth, and for surviving this we get to Heaven. Bills fans get an express pass. 

 

all exemptions for Bills fans was lost by all the jagoffs boasting about hitting an opponent with a beer can

 

even if the opponent was a total ass-hat

 

 

17 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

 

If that were the highest level of idiocy, I'd feel a lot better about humanity.

 

 

 

EJ was the last Bill (maybe ever) to take the team down the field like a boss on the road for a last second TD win

 

 

 

 

16 hours ago, Greybeard said:

        Ump's and Referee's in any youth sports take so much abuse it is a wonder anyone volunteers.

 

Italian soccer refs are truly a breed apart for embracing abuse

 

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25 minutes ago, row_33 said:

 

all exemptions for Bills fans was lost by all the jagoffs boasting about hitting an opponent with a beer can

 

even if the opponent was a total ass-hat

 

 

 

EJ was the last Bill (maybe ever) to take the team down the field like a boss on the road for a last second TD win

 

 

 

 

 

Italian soccer refs are truly a breed apart for embracing abuse

 

 

The beer can incident was shameful, no doubt. 

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10 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

The beer can incident was shameful, no doubt. 

 

i can't see any justice no matter how apt it was

 

not a good precedent to set from a team usually begging for mercy on road trips

 

 

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1 minute ago, row_33 said:

 

i can't see any justice no matter how apt it was

 

not a good precedent to set from a team usually begging for mercy on road trips

 

 

 

....or just trying to be a decent being...

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9 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

....or just trying to be a decent being...

 

sometimes a crowd lets our your inner demons, hopefully all in rowdy fun

 

the jagoffs on the other thread applauding the beer can thing are the worst form of internet mom's basement tough guys

 

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I think it was Ken Burns' "Baseball" I remember catching the part where up to the late 1890s, fans were encouraged to embrace their American birthright and "fight tyranny" and abuse the umpires.  It started getting out of hand when fans (a fan?) brought hand guns to the games.  I guess things had to change.

 

Even earlier... Fans would line up on the baselines (especially in NYC) to intimidate the opposing fielders.

 

So reallly, all the really embarrassing stuff is not new.  I guess that's where terms like "Bush League" get their start... Well sorta.  Reading some of those old-time stories make today's game seem tame.

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14 hours ago, Pete said:

A friend on my softball team had his teeth knocked out playing college hockey.  He was the 4th guy in sitting on the bench.  The puck rocketed up the glass towards the bench, the first 3 pulled their heads back and whammo!

               My freshman year in college I had a friend from Massachusetts  who upon returning from Christmas break said his two brothers were playing hockey in the driveway with a tennis ball and his older brother had his two front teeth knocked out.  His older brother was playing goal, his younger brother was shooting.  I found it hard to believe a tennis ball would do that and asked how did that happen.    He replied, his younger brother took a slap shot, hit his older brother in the balls, he passed out, fell forward and the driveway knocked his two front teeth out.

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25 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

I think it was Ken Burns' "Baseball" I remember catching the part where up to the late 1890s, fans were encouraged to embrace their American birthright and "fight tyranny" and abuse the umpires.  It started getting out of hand when fans (a fan?) brought hand guns to the games.  I guess things had to change.

 

Even earlier... Fans would line up on the baselines (especially in NYC) to intimidate the opposing fielders.

 

So reallly, all the really embarrassing stuff is not new.  I guess that's where terms like "Bush League" get their start... Well sorta.  Reading some of those old-time stories make today's game seem tame.

 

"kill the ump" is a major part of fan enjoyment, actually running onto the field and whaling on the first base ump (like the Comiskey Park father and son did) isn't honestly part of the deal...  :D

 

most people I've watched football with love to sit there and say at least 20 times a game:

 

1)  this is really boring

2)  holding, holding ref, you missed holding

3) this is all fixed anyway

 

making me wonder why they are torturing themselves on 4 hours watching this if all they do is complain

 

then i realize that they enjoy complaining about doing unnecessary things they don't like in the first place

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Greybeard said:

               My freshman year in college I had a friend from Massachusetts  who upon returning from Christmas break said his two brothers were playing hockey in the driveway with a tennis ball and his older brother had his two front teeth knocked out.  His older brother was playing goal, his younger brother was shooting.  I found it hard to believe a tennis ball would do that and asked how did that happen.    He replied, his younger brother took a slap shot, hit his older brother in the balls, he passed out, fell forward and the driveway knocked his two front teeth out.

 

And now the American Dental Association recommends wearing a cup.  ?

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, row_33 said:

good thing it was a mere tennis ball, if it were one of those orange hockey balls (frozen) that would have been a true nightmare

 

 

 

A frozen tennis ball can definitely do some damage too.  We use to leave them outside and they definitely became more rock than tennis ball.

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9 minutes ago, shrader said:

 

A frozen tennis ball can definitely do some damage too.  We use to leave them outside and they definitely became more rock than tennis ball.

 

yeah, i took one there with a tennis ball, but that is still chemically composed to do less damage than an orange hockey ball

 

 

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Just now, row_33 said:

 

yeah, i took one there with a tennis ball, but that is still chemically composed to do less damage than an orange hockey ball

 

 

 

No doubt.  We never used the orange ones so I don't really know how well they froze.  The one wild card a tennis ball has going for it is that it can absorb water, which leads to some fun when frozen.

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reminded of around 20 years ago when a "miracle Chinese hockey puck" entered the market for 1/3 the cost of the usual suppliers

 

the suppliers were told to take a hike despite many many decades of loyal low pricing for the sake of the game

 

sadly the Chinese puck easily smashed through arena plexiglass

 

so when the leagues went back to the original puck suppliers they found the cost of a new puck had increased dramatically :D

 

 

9 minutes ago, shrader said:

 

No doubt.  We never used the orange ones so I don't really know how well they froze.  The one wild card a tennis ball has going for it is that it can absorb water, which leads to some fun when frozen.

 

true, frozen is frozen, but a ball by definition is always safer than a puck "with an edge on it"

 

 

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37 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

I am pretty sure a hard ball, tennis ball, etc... Traveling fast and square in the kisser will lose a few teeth.

 

The number of how many is not really that important except to the dental professionals replacing them.

 

i didn't lose any teeth from that,

 

for contact sports I had my orthodontist mold a mouthguard

 

in addition to protecting the teeth it provided a cushion when i took elbows or other hits to the jaw, saving me from damage

 

 

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