sleeby Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Riddle us this: who took more crap from coworkers this monday - kelly or the homeowner guy? Homeowner got their backup QB arrested after beating him with a vacuum cleaner for sitting on his sofa. Kelly left teammate's party sideways, shared a family room with some stranger and yer child until her husband beat him up with a vacuum cleaner attachment. I think those two should go have a beer and share monday office horror stories. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, NewDayBills said: You can always tell by the eyes. They occupy 2 different latitudes.. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 6 hours ago, ColoradoBills said: Colorado Law FWIW 1. What is criminal trespass in Colorado? 1.1. First degree trespass -- 18-4-502 C.R.S. 18-4-502 C.R.S. provides: A person commits the crime of first degree criminal trespass if such person knowingly and unlawfully enters or remains in a dwelling of another or if such person enters any motor vehicle with intent to commit a crime therein. The keys to first degree trespass are: The property is someone's home, or The property is someone's motor vehicle and you are entering it to commit a crime (such as auto theft). Because these are places in which people are likely to be present, this is the most serious form of trespassing. The "knowingly" is tough if someone is drunk. I know people who have stumbled into wrong home after being dropped off by friends. In one case they had key for they used to live there and when they moved to new apartment next tenant never had lock changed. The "remains" is bogus since you need to enter to remain so it is superfluous. In this case it appears he stumbled into wrong home and the door was locked so no idea how he got in. The story is incomplete and we should wait for facts to come out before convicted in social media. 1 hour ago, boater said: Someone needs to be fired over drafting Chad Kelly NOW!! I suspect the Bronco's Boards are raging. But really ought not be, Kelly was after all Mr. Irrelevant in the 7th round, oui? The fire threads are out of control. Anytime someone posts such a LAMP they should get a week detention (two weeks during bye week or off season) to stomp this fire out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBear Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Augie said: A buddy of mine did that in college. He woke up to a lady and her grown son standing over him. And.....let’s just say.....I bet they threw that couch out. Same thing happened to my brother-in-law. Got black out drunk and tried to find his way back to his friend's pad. Ended up at the elderly neighbors and woke up in the morning on her couch. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 11 minutes ago, Limeaid said: The "knowingly" is tough if someone is drunk. I know people who have stumbled into wrong home after being dropped off by friends. In one case they had key for they used to live there and when they moved to new apartment next tenant never had lock changed. The "remains" is bogus since you need to enter to remain so it is superfluous. In this case it appears he stumbled into wrong home and the door was locked so no idea how he got in. The story is incomplete and we should wait for facts to come out before convicted in social media. Posters asked questions about Colorado State Laws concerning trespassing and stand your ground. I provided some answers. I have not commented about Chad Kelly's situation with any speculations or opinions. FTR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Just now, ColoradoBills said: Posters asked questions about Colorado State Laws concerning trespassing and stand your ground. I provided some answers. I have not commented about Chad Kelly's situation with any speculations or opinions. FTR I put my comments in a separate paragraph from those on the law; did not mean to imply you were speculating. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boater Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 35 minutes ago, Limeaid said: The fire threads are out of control. Anytime someone posts such a LAMP they should get a week detention (two weeks during bye week or off season) to stomp this fire out. Strongly agree. I was being facetious in my comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 This isn’t a serious offense. * No grape Hubba Bubba left on the scene * No leather glove(s) * No hair dragging through elevator doors. Send him to Arapahoe Community College to refine his game and come back next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 1 hour ago, BuffAlone said: Eyes look a bit bloodshot. But its ok, that's legal in Colorado✌trespassing however is not His eyes aren’t on the same plane. That’s super effing weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 7 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: Mugshot Hey you guyyys! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 40 minutes ago, Limeaid said: The "knowingly" is tough if someone is drunk. I know people who have stumbled into wrong home after being dropped off by friends. In one case they had key for they used to live there and when they moved to new apartment next tenant never had lock changed. The "remains" is bogus since you need to enter to remain so it is superfluous. In this case it appears he stumbled into wrong home and the door was locked so no idea how he got in. The story is incomplete and we should wait for facts to come out before convicted in social media. Dunno exactly Colorado statutes but 'knowingly' probably denotes general intent, and thus voluntary intoxication probably isn't a defense. 'Remains' probably covers someone who stays beyond what's reasonably expected if they were initially invited into the dwelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalftimeAdjustment Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Dunno exactly Colorado statutes but 'knowingly' probably denotes general intent, and thus voluntary intoxication probably isn't a defense. 'Remains' probably covers someone who stays beyond what's reasonably expected if they were initially invited into the dwelling. While this is probably true legally, it really depends how he acted in the process as to whether a prosecutor will pursue it seriously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffAlone Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, Mango said: His eyes aren’t on the same plane. That’s super effing weird. Hmm, maybe his hairline is crooked? But you're right...he's been unbalanced somewhere along the line lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 7 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: Mugshot That was actually my first thought I don't know. He looks perfectly normal to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, inaugural balls said: I don't know. He looks perfectly normal to me. The camera adds 10 pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Hate it for that kid and the whole Kelly family—really thought he’d worked through his off-field issues already. Hope something good can still be salvaged from his incredible potential Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Kelly the Dog said: I'm more worried about wearing a red scarf, and being forced off by a vacuum cleaner attachment. chuckle.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: Hate it for that kid and the whole Kelly family—really thought he’d worked through his off-field issues already. Hope something good can still be salvaged from his incredible potential 21 , 22 and got too “high” on something. Johnny football was waaaaay worse imo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, HalftimeAdjustment said: While this is probably true legally, it really depends how he acted in the process as to whether a prosecutor will pursue it seriously. I think the DA wrt trespass as defined by the guy who quoted Colorado law last page wouldn't be concerned with how he acted in flagrante to be honest. Sounds like he fulfilled the unlawful entry part, and it was private property so that's pretty much right on the standard. Whether a prosecutor takes trespassing seriously has more to do with a bunch of other things like how they feel the day it ends up on the docket, their particular caseload, whether they're Broncos fans, etc...legally it's pretty cut and dried imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: I think the DA wrt trespass as defined by the guy who quoted Colorado law last page wouldn't be concerned with how he acted in flagrante to be honest. Sounds like he fulfilled the unlawful entry part, and it was private property so that's pretty much right on the standard. Whether a prosecutor takes trespassing seriously has more to do with a bunch of other things like how they feel the day it ends up on the docket, their particular caseload, whether they're Broncos fans, etc...legally it's pretty cut and dried imo. Always use the buddy system leave no friend behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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