SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Tampon recycler. (Removal optional) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 flosses with tampon string Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Foxx said: flosses with tampon string Not a job Made floss from Tampon strings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 minute ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Not a job Made floss from Tampon strings labor of love? Aunt Dots caretaker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Buffalo Bills SB Champion T-Shirt Artist Currently unemployed Broke Lives under a bridge Forgot what work is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Arby’s chef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Taster for Boone's Farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Is actually Steve Ferrone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Fry cook at Burger King..."But I'm this close to selling my script, honest!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 6 hours ago, /dev/null said: Sperm bank ATM technician ATM??? An ""idiot apprentice" ( He had to go to school so he could learn to call us idiots ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, CowgirlsFan said: ATM??? The withdrawals are fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Puppeteer hand model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Obviously, a chicken plucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 (edited) Health Club Assistant Edited December 7, 2017 by CowgirlsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Rodeo star/Annie Oakley/Emmy Lou Harris (It's the Avatar CGF...LoL) I heard her sing once at the rodeoShe wore a rhinestone suit of white and goldAnd as she sang and playedShe stole my heart awayShe's looking for, she's looking for me somewhere... EDIT: Sidebar anybody catch this before they change it! LMAO! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Oakley First paragraph: "Annie Oakley (born Phoebe Ann Mosey; August 13, 1860 – November 3, 1926) was born in United States of trump. Her "amazing talent"[1] first came to light when she was 15 years old, when she won a shooting match with traveling-show marksman Frank E. Butler, whom she eventually married. The couple joined Buffalo Bill's Wild West show a few years later. Oakley became a renowned international star, performing before royalty and heads of state." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Lazy government employee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Well ... since Slash ruined it and wrote the previous poster's actual career, where do we go from here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 ^^^ Traveling whale oil salesman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Edible Glue taster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Armpit and body oder sniffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 minute ago, BuffaloBill said: Armpit and body odor sniffer (women only mind you) Buffalo Bill Crab Apple picker at the local orchard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sig1Hunter Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Genital delouser apprentice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 ^^^ Senior Moderator at the www.vegetablerights.com message board where his handle is "HaveYouWalkedYourAsparagusToday?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Under Table Gum Removal Specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Chewing Gum Lobbyist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Chewing Gum Lobbyist incoherent rambler (would that make him a congressman?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 ^^ Inventer of "Digital Braille" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Urinal Cake replacement "technician" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Lawn darts goalie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Immigrant smuggler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 (edited) SWATeam manual bilge pump operator 9 minutes ago, TakeYouToTasker said: Lawn darts goalie. with the pointy end or round hard plastic end? Edited December 7, 2017 by ShadyBillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: SWATeam manual bilge pump operator Unemployed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 that's a previous career? You can do better than that Internet patrol officer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 (edited) Professional point-misser. It's the previous poster's career, not the previous career of the above poster. Edited December 7, 2017 by LeviF91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Marriage counselor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 ^^ TV Spokesman for Old Bay seasoning and “StayDri” undergarments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 24 minutes ago, LeviF91 said: Professional point-misser. It's the previous poster's career, not the previous career of the above poster. Either way works ^^ Fergy TV Spokesman for Hair Plugs for Men and Women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: ^^ TV Spokesman for Old Bay seasoning and “StayDri” undergarments. Thank you for mentioning Old Bay! Gugny had never used Old Bay in tuna fish sandwiches until I mentioned it one night in the Shout Box 2 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Either way works ^^ Fergy TV Spokesman for Hair Plugs for Men and Women Stand up comedian apprentice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Peyton Manning's forehead polisher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Ben-Gay saleswoman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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