CowgirlsFan Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Paper boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, CowgirlsFan said: Book stocker at the library BTW, the position is called a "Page" in a library. And no that is not the kind of boy Page that Boyst likes to take back to the barn when he's feeling lonely. Okay, maybe it is, if Fergy wants to be Boyst's Page for the day. Anyway: Goal Judge and Zamboni Door opener for the NHL. (CGF, I just know you would have done the right thing seeing that it really was "No Goal.") Edited December 8, 2017 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DC Tom Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Dallas Cowboy cheerleader (It’s Shady because I’m sneaky.) Cat burglar. Because you're sneaky. Give me back my cat. Just now, /dev/null said: Trustworthy Patriots fan Now that's a contradiction Holcomb's Arm's math tutor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Trustworthy Patriots fan Now that's a contradiction OUCH. 2 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Cat burglar. Because you're sneaky. Give me back my cat. Holcomb's Arm's math tutor. Cat claw remover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CowgirlsFan Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 A spy for his high school football team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CowgirlsFan Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 7 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: ^^^ Founding member of the 1980’s garage band “Crockpot Dolls” - a Supremes tribute band where CGF sang vocals and played the triangle. Sang?? Elementary School Milk Specialist. Never paid just took milk off the "I don't want milk table " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 (edited) Tour guide for the house used in Dallas near McKinney Plano (I used to live less than 5 miles from that house) Edited December 10, 2017 by ShadyBillsFan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CowgirlsFan Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) Card counter at a casino Edited December 11, 2017 by CowgirlsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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