benderbender

So many positives from this game and the other ten loses, hard to find something negative

Agreed

Chick go

This is the point where Fitz would throw a pick and give the game away. Here’s hoping Allen is different

Caveman Allen chunking the ball as hard as he can

Better throw it way too hard just to be sure

I haven’t seen Josh Allen cry in a game yet. And his elbow was rearranged

I wouldn’t take that job if I were him. Stafford is getting pummeled. Out of the frying pan into the fire

You might be a redneck if your football team can’t win when they’re trying and can’t even lose when they’re tanking. Get ‘er done. Here’s your sign. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Why bother with hand? What else would toss it?

Yeah! We’ve won 3 games this season. It’s about time we give everyone a pass because things are going so swimmingly.

After tonight’s sad but free advertisement, the rest of the NFL knows we’re contending for top draft picks. KB, McCoy, and Lawson are obviously on the block. Other FOs are probably salivating over our defensive players. I have zero confidence McBeane and co could pass up picks for our best. Sounds like a process move to trade a Hughes for late round picks. Here’s hoping the fire sale nets us a profit and not a net roster loss.

Like this franchise, the rules of probability don’t seem to apply to us. We defied the odds for the playoff drought, Peterman defies the odds for bad luck/jitters/voodoo curse/whatever is wrong with him. Take the Texans game, he actually was on the way to actually winning one and putting one shred of doubt in people’s minds as to whether or not he was the worse QB ever when he had competency diarrhea. But I would agree with starting him once mathematically eliminated. Why not use him? Allen might actually do great. Then where would we be? 6-10 and back in the #16-18 pick like usual.

I’m thinking that as well. If Shady doesn’t have the game of his life, we let him go for a 5th

I don’t have smell o vision. I can’t tell!

Besides it’s only preseason

You said pp a lot. 3rd graders are rolling on the floor laughing

As it was repeated ad nauseam, I know it’s only preseason, and I’m still totally not panicking. But say, hypothetically, we don’t run the table and finish 11-5. At what point do you start taking back your Sundays?

The worst part is that all the talking heads were right from the beginning. So much for proving them wrong

Hard to be elite when you’re on the field for 80% of the half

It takes moxie to answer an open ended question with a yes or no. That’s just the sort of thing we need at this company. You’re hired!

Except one where the defense did everything but score

No. Let’s not. Instead let’s consider what a competent organization would do. Then maybe, by osmosis, the actual program would do it.

I’ve started using that in arguments with the wife. When she says “you always (or never) <insert complaint>,” I say “Well I’m going to look at the tape and make the best decision for our marriage right now.” Hopefully she thinks I’m doing the best I can with this relationship rebuild and give me another year without firing me.

Eli is your prize? Wow. Let’s not set the bar too low