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benderbender

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  1. If only the ball could be on a leash when he’s toting it.
  2. The Cowboys. Their always getting airtime is more than annoying. They are a default segment of any sports show because you can always scrounge some kind of legal charges at random. They are the Lakers of the NFL: coverage even their performance is not worthy of journalistic coverage. Add to that Jerry Jones gets a free pass on everything. If there was another owner who did what he has allegedly said what he has said, supposedly done what he’s done, has the politics he does, and with that accent to boot, they’d take his team out of an abundance of caution.
  3. You’d probably enjoy this shampoo as well
  4. The funniest part of the ones I’ve seen is the panther roar at 0:24 https://youtu.be/LCqxc_UDMl0
  5. After the Bengals took the lead more than one person in my group said something to the effect of “we need some Pancho power right about now!” Now I’m wondering how many of us asked him for help. RIP
  6. About 99% of the time, referencing grammar when debating topics is a waste of time. They don’t learn whatever you’re attempting to teach, and you’re not really trying to be helpful. Why the passive-aggressive charade? Besides, if you understood enough of what was posted to disagree with it, the grammar was obviously sufficient. The 1% of the time it isn’t a waste of time if when the mistake is hilarious and takes over the thread. The Fitz obsession after he left us to be another teams backup for less money still mystifies me. I’d be willing to bet there’s a Fitz specific thread every season since. Replying “no” to a topic without any explanation used to irritate me. Now that I’m a father, I assume that it’s either a dad joke or pure nihilism. I also put “it’s only preseason” in the same category because not a substantive response. It’s like typing the time and date. We’re aware. Unless it’s followed by facts or, at least a theory, we have clocks and calendars for that.
  7. You have to convert that to Yen
  8. Favored by Vegas, picked by most analysts.
  9. I’d be interested in the hoodie option specifically because I’m in VA and hoodies are usually all we need for the winter. I also have a custom design idea where it’s just a usual suspect replying to a complex question or multiple choice topic with “no.” It used to be a pet peeve, but I’ve come around.
  10. He’s got a doctor who isn’t an MD to make special potions for him
  11. When do we cut bait? It makes you wonder what he said to convince the staff that he wasn’t an injury risk after a career of being injured. It almost makes you feel bad for Cincinnati. When Eifert wasn’t injured, he was and vice versa. Meanwhile Eifert is supposedly good to go this Sunday.
  12. One of the concerns for me in the Giants game was how timely the penalties were for us. Particularly the gift of the one that turned a FG to a TD with another set of downs. Chalk it up to mental errors on their part or luck on ours, but don’t usually get those calls and I’m hoping we don’t need them to win.
  13. What’s truly sad is that everyone over the age of 25 doesn’t realize that this is modern viral marketing. Kap makes an innocuous statement and they count on crusty curmudgeons to grab their newly discovered wireless devices and take to the internet to crusade. All the while driving up google searches, kicking back to Nike, which in turn pats Kap on the back and he hands a wad of cash to his girlfriend. She’s laughs, sips a fruity drink with an umbrella in it, and says “Get back to work Colin.”
  14. Why would anyone fee bad for Fitz? He gets paid and doesn’t have to play? Real fitztragic ?
  15. Every time someone wishes a former Bill well, a baby gets a set of water wings
  16. His potential upside outweighs the effectiveness of a older FB in a pass first league.
  17. The best part of the Murphy return TD highlight was the mic picking up someone yelling “He’s got room!” as he fielding the punt.
  18. We either sign him or lose him. And it looks like we’re going to let him be another team’s highlight reel.
  19. McD is not a troll. He claps too much. It would give him away when he hides under bridges or caves. If he was a mythical creature, I’d go with centaur. He could clap and run simultaneously.
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