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  1. benderbender
    You said pp a lot. 3rd graders are rolling on the floor laughing
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    As it was repeated ad nauseam, I know it’s only preseason, and I’m still totally not panicking. But say, hypothetically, we don’t run the table and finish 11-5. At what point do you start taking back your Sundays?
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    The worst part is that all the talking heads were right from the beginning. So much for proving them wrong
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    Hard to be elite when you’re on the field for 80% of the half
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    It takes moxie to answer an open ended question with a yes or no. That’s just the sort of thing we need at this company. You’re hired!
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    Except one where the defense did everything but score
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    No. Let’s not. Instead let’s consider what a competent organization would do. Then maybe, by osmosis, the actual program would do it.
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    I’ve started using that in arguments with the wife. When she says “you always (or never) <insert complaint>,” I say “Well I’m going to look at the tape and make the best decision for our marriage right now.” Hopefully she thinks I’m doing the best I can with this relationship rebuild and give me another year without firing me.
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    Eli is your prize? Wow. Let’s not set the bar too low
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    Warm up some crow because I’m starving to eat it. Nothing would make me happier than to be wrong about Peterman and him to be anything more than a punchline. Lets be real: the odds of us winning 7 of our remaining games are low and the McBeane regime obviously believes it with how they’ve handled the QB situation. So Peterman is starting if only because he’s a warm body.
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    The real question of this thread is “Do you start Peterman or Anderson?” Because Allen is definitely hurt and I think worse than they’re letting on to prevent tank mode talk.
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    I don’t fault anyone for not having a crystal ball and passing on Mahomes. I do however fault the entire organization at every stage for not recognizing what Peterman is.
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    And Santa isn’t real
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    A couple of things have me optimistic about the game: the right side of their OL was a turnstile and the team doctors took a look at Watson after that drive at the end of regulation. He’s got to be feeling that cumulative effect of all of those unnecessary hits.
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    Only if we could get a water boy and 15 stadium shovelers in return
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    Update: Multiple News Outlets Publish Titans Win Titans win? I had terrible reception so I couldn’t follow at work. But NFL.com says the Bills won. Someone help clarify.
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    He knows we’re not going to pay him so he’s Le’Veon Bell-ing it without losing game checks
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    At least the Generals usually have the lead in the 4th qtr
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    I’m still not panicking because it’s only preseason
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    McBeane’s motto isn’t win now obviously
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    One of the Bills Video Yearbooks from the 90s had this awesome slow mo of a perfect Jim Kelly spiral with Right Now by Van Halen intro that was amazeballs.
  23. benderbender
    Terrible. The helmet is misshapen, the face mask is odd, body isn’t proportional. If you’re going to get a permanent mark on your body on purpose, pony up the dough for a good artist. Upon further review, the baby arm holding the ball at once sad and hilarious. The positioning of the Buffalo’s eye is surprisingly close to its chin. Man the more I look, the worse it gets.
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    Has it taught Clay Matthews anything? ?
  25. benderbender
    Piling it on? We didn’t score the entire 2nd half.
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