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  1. benderbender
    Really took the old adage “You miss every shot you don’t take” and made it into “Don’t miss a shot to give your hot take.”
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    Honkygate! ??
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    Three times when they trade that 3rd and a 1st for Mack
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    I’m assuming the same people on this board who said they’d swear off this team if we worked out Mike Vick after he did his time. I say let’s fuel up Ritchie’s car, load up his guns the police feel aren’t a threat to himself or others, a glamour headshot of his pops, and lets let him take out his inner demons on opposing DLs.
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    Yeah, they handed Incognito back his guns and I assume his father’s head so he’s in the clear.
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    More like Week 1 Football is back Week 2 Is CLE’s DLine that good? Week 3 nope it’s our OL
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    So we’re physically outmatched and outclassed talent-wise, but our gameplan is going to win games? We must have a Cheatriots-like supply of other teams playbooks.
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    I love the “too early to judge crowd.” I imagine they have the same reaction to their wife being in bed with another man. “Now wait a minute, too early to judge. She could just be having a conversation under the sheets.”
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    There has to be another side of the story that isn’t being told. Given Incognito’s previous behavior and psych hold, there is no logical reason why he wouldn’t be held again if only as a precaution. If everything went down as described, that is. In this era of Narrative News, I get the feeling this story is being sensationalized for webpage clicks.
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    Can’t let the Jets beat us before the regular season twice
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    I know this is sacrilege, but being unable to call it quits after their prime is common on our DL. KW, Aaron schobel, Kelsay, etc
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    You’ll have to remind all of us why he’s blacked-balled. Is it the kneeling, the pig socks, being pro Castro, tweeting about the Ravens when they were thinking of signing him, that he hasn’t played in 3 years, or that he wasn’t a starter when he was playing?
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    Can we send our Oline to train with Incognito at the funny farm?
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    I’m curious as to why Kelvin Benjamin was, for the most part, vilified by the national media for giving honest answers regarding Cam Newton, and yet the talking heads praise Jalen Ramsey’s trash talk. Stephen A Smith called his rant “compelling.” https://youtu.be/WeW5ngFzt8w
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    One of the most popular beers in the world, not to mention the number one selling beer in the US, that “no one” drinks. I mean, I don’t either. I pay $13 for a 6 pack of hop slurry so bitter it makes every orifice pucker.
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    Grind
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    Damn it, Norwood
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    It’s happened before
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    Based solely on allegations alone, LeSean was just fired as the host of The Talking Dead, the Nerdist, and was relieved of all of his Comicon duties.
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    Sure he might block well, but can he hurl dumbbells at gym patrons and make contract demands via Twitter?
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    I’m simply enjoying the scrum for Who Didn’t Believe in Peterman the Most Award. Much like the I Knew We Were Going to Suck Before Anyone Awards of the drought years which usually surface around week 4 - 6
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    “Everyone knows marijuana is a drug enhancement that can help you on track and field to come last in a team of 8 million other runners… who are all dead.” - Eddie Izzard
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    Why wouldn’t anyone predict a terrible year? We have a new starting QB, a new OC, a patchwork OL, and the bad news bears of receiving corps. Personally I like the direction of the team and the motivation of the coach. So I’m hopeful, but I don’t think it’s even a minor stretch for the media to not believe in the process like we do.
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    If stays retired, I wish his liver, kidneys, and most importantly his brain the best of luck.
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