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This is yet another planted Patriots non-story in a slow news day. File this one behind “”Is Brady Playing This Season?” and “Gronkowski Seriously Considering Retirement.”

It would HAVE to be for this season because any season after, they wouldn’t be rookies. Still pretty brazen considering AJ’s national champion OC is the current OC. AJ will probably have a considerable leash. Especially since everyone’s plan is to sit Allen.

What really tickles me is how many mock drafts have Allen going number 1. But when we draft him, suddenly he wasn’t good enough.

Peter King seems to think that his affluent upbringing scared some teams away.

The only thing Allen needs to do is be more productive than Tyrod, when called upon, and he’s a success. You’re welcome to measure his inseam and debate the statistics of his wins in beer pong until the season starts. In fact I encourage it. It seems forever until September.

You don’t have to sell me on the bill of rights. I’m all in

Their primary goal was to get the dead cap off the books and winning was secondary. Last seasons success was not planned or expected

That’s why I have a ton of respect for the Browns fan who knew the cameras were on him and took off his jersey and threw it on the ground. I believe it was for the Mayfield pick.

You can’t blame them. It was a slow news week last week.

I come here specifically for the high level business meeting minutes

Jags need a tarp colored uni to match their stadium seating

Slow news day

We need a Wendy’s style Twitter presence. He deserves a snappy comback to every dopey post. I.e. Would love to release you but like your liver, our twitter feed is shutting down due to stress

His reasons for retirement were bogus. He passed his post season physical without an issue. He stood with Woods at his retirement. It’s my personal opinion that someone told him he could void his contract by retiring. Then after finding out he could not, is trying to act like a headcase so the Bills will release him from his contract. McBeane and Co. need to treat him just like Boldin: if you want to play, play for us. If not, bye Felicia.

Agreed. Manziel + XFL is the best case scenario for him. He would be a great name for them to get and he would easily become one of their top QBs by default (by not having actual NFL caliber competition).

The answer is “yes but not enough.” No one hated seeing them. Hell, most often the turnout at local events to meet the Jills seemed to exceed the turnout to meet the players during the drought. But no one misses them enough to pay them what they would demand to come back. Clearly someone felt the conflict coming by contracting them out long ago.

So now the options are to fill holes in the draft and protect our mediocre qb, or hopefully draft the diamond in this class of rough only to have him tenderized with subpar protection?

I want to know what Incognito found out. What news did he find out that would make him contemplate retirement? I ask because his reasons for retirement are 100% grade A bull flop. He was there for Woods retirement. He himself had a post season physical. His major health concerns suddenly surface three months later and mysteriously just before the draft? I don’t subscribe to conspiracy theory weekly, but something is definitely going on.

For those who wondered what it would be like to see an NFL team in an Arena League uniform

The answer is somewhere between Rosen and Saban.

It wouldn’t surprise me if he caught a case of the Rousey-itis. Where if it’s not easy winning, then why try? Fair competition is hard and grueling. You’ve already made some money and won empty titles. Take the easy route and join the WWE.

Beane will wait 24 days to do anything to keep anyone from leapfrogging us. Wake me up Thursday April 26th at 8:59pm

I live in the area and worked with a guy who ran track against Harvin. He admitted that he never beat him. But the kicker is that his older brother used to run track against Plaxico Burress. His brother didn’t win either. Better than losing to complete nobodies, I guess.

How dare everyone do anything!