Ya Digg? Posted April 21 Author Share Posted April 21 38 minutes ago, without a drought said: With all the fumbled snaps and dropped shotgun snaps, it would really cut down on the number of attempts to have the passes batted down at the line of scrimmage. Do we get to deal with wind and weather also or is there a roof? The game will be played in the downtown indoor stadium 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nedboy7 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 More like what percentage of people would crap their pants 2 seconds into the first snap. I say 98%. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 I’m thinking that I can complete quite a number of the traditional puff puff pass options…, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lightning Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Had to go with 0. Pushing 70 with five right shoulder surgeries (Right handed) and a slightly torn meniscus. As Clint Eastwood says, "a man has got to know his limitations." 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoTier Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 1 hour ago, Neo said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_Lion I read this in middle school a million years ago. Great book for “everyman” fans. Athletic culture, teamwork, personalities, and the real gulf between pro athletes and the rest of us. I loved that book! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schoolhouserock Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Wait. Are we counting passes to the other team or no? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Stonada Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Upon reflection, thinking I could go 1-50 was being way too kind to myself. I don’t think I could complete a pass against an NFL defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Positive Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 This reminds me of that former Syracuse player Matt Tomaszweski who tried to play Brian Scalabrine in one on one. This guy played in the Big East, but only could manage one point against the very definition of an NBA journeyman. To paraphrase scal, Nathan Peterman is closer to Mahomes than you are to him. 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logic Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Based on the results so far, there are at least 26 highly delusional people on this forum. I mean...past history indicates its much more than that, but...staying on topic. As for me? Maybe, MAYBE one simple swing pass thrown laterally and a short distance, immediately upon receiving the snap. Anyone watch the Kendall Hinton game? Yeah. And that dude's at least an actual NFL player. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Boo Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 I might be able to complete a 5 yard out as long as the corner gives a 10 yard cushion and doesn't jump the route. I'd then be on a 800mg Ibuprofen diet for the rest of the week due to my aching shoulder. 2 hours ago, Low Positive said: This reminds me of that former Syracuse player Matt Tomaszweski who tried to play Brian Scalabrine in one on one. This guy played in the Big East, but only could manage one point against the very definition of an NBA journeyman. To paraphrase scal, Nathan Peterman is closer to Mahomes than you are to him. "I'm closer to LeBron than you are to me." - Brian Scalabrine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 with 2 good TEs in the middle and a great pass catching RB, and the best OL I could get 1 or so. Now, I’d likely have 10 plus ints and a 0.0 passer rating. 2 hours ago, Low Positive said: This reminds me of that former Syracuse player Matt Tomaszweski who tried to play Brian Scalabrine in one on one. This guy played in the Big East, but only could manage one point against the very definition of an NBA journeyman. To paraphrase scal, Nathan Peterman is closer to Mahomes than you are to him. a slight difference would be if our sole goal is to complete a pass. now if we are playing to win with route variety including deep passes, those outside the hash, etc. and not running a high number of plays for a completion, its likely 0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 14 hours ago, ClemsonBills said: Am I in the chiefs offense? Yes, and I think you'd thrive in it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 5 hours ago, JJGauna said: 6 foot 4, large hands, already checking a few boxes. Nothing but shotgun, slants and curls. Against the worst defense and with guys like Kincaid and Kelce I definitely believe I would complete some passes. Scoring might be another story. Plus I’m sure I’d snap a leg before it was over with. If Peterman can do it anyone can. You think you're about as good as Peterman? Hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 (edited) I reckon if I throw 40 law of averages I complete 1. And that would be your lot. Edited April 21 by GunnerBill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babulator Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Pretty good question and funny topic! Sadly, nothing more than a shuffle pass here. I couldn't generate enough zip to hit on a little slant or curl. At 5'10" I couldn't even see over the line to hit anyone. The thought of what that might even look like is side splittingly funny to me. Yeah... No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 17 hours ago, Ya Digg? said: We've all thought about it, so how many passes do you think you could complete in an NFL game? For the sake of argument, let's say the pass must travel pass the line of scrimmage, so none of this jet sweep just give a touch pass to your wide receiver type stuff. Today at 47 going on 48 and still dealing with my COVID body haha...maybe a couple as I could use my 6'4" height to get a couple short ones like a TE or RB release off a block uncovered. In my prime, I think I could get some completions in the middle area under 20 yards, but nothing to the boundary which would probably have a near 100% pick 6 ratio hahaha...probably the only outs to the sideline that wouldn't be a pick 6 would be ones that were uncatchable by anyone haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr-Bills Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Honestly the hardest part of this would be playing four (4) quarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 7 minutes ago, Starr-Bills said: Honestly the hardest part of this would be playing four (4) quarters. Id be out of the game hurt first time someone tackled or hit me right now haha 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 17 hours ago, Simon said: Just go with the 'ol Archie Manning That is the ONLY way I could do it due to a tear in my rotator cuff that just won’t get better this time. I would “have a catch” with my son in high school, but I would punt it to him (or go underhand) and he would throw it back to me. He was the QB and punt returner so it worked out great. He never muffed a punt, even if I think he briefly went brain dead a couple times and forgot to call for a fair catch. Yes, I still give him a hard time over that when I can work it in. 😋 I’ve got one throw in me then I collapse in pain, so it had better be for a TD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billykay Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Aw, cmon guys. You're too hard on yourselves. I could definitely throw a few int's and I'm only 83. Oh, sorry. It has to be completed passes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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