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NFL Draft Haiku


Dan Darragh

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4 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

In the draft you must be a hunter

Go for home runs you can’t be a bunter

Our GM named Beane

Is the best that we’ve seen

Ain’t no way he’s taking a punter

You should start running

Haiku police abounding

Mind your grammar too

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On 4/20/2022 at 7:58 AM, JDHillFan said:

Bills score a draft coup

Draftnicks score them A plus plus

scottlaw still pissed

 

Your third line needs work.

It is one syllable short.

Otherwise, good job!

 

On 4/20/2022 at 8:26 AM, The Firebaugh Kid said:

Dream scenario 

We need a corner back but....

Jameson Williams. 

 

Long gone by our pick…

McDuffie, Booth, or Gordon.

Let’s go cornerback!

 

23 hours ago, Dan Darragh said:

Kiper Mel Kiper

Mel Kiper Kiper Kiper

Kiper Kiper Mel

 

Super lazy, Dan…

You write haikus like Kelvin

Benjamin runs routes.

 

 

21 hours ago, K-9 said:

You should start running

Haiku police abounding

Mind your grammar too

 

TWO BILLS DRIVE POETS:

we are counting syllables

and will impose fines.

 

21 hours ago, GoBills808 said:

No first round RB

ill say it again dummy

no first round rb 

 

I enjoyed this one!

The third line is redundant,

But it made me laugh!

 

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Trade three first rounders?
Callahan was a sure thing.
but he had no friends


Weaver wrote a note
Vontae Mack no matter what.
overpaid for pick

Bo starts to fall fast
Jaguars GM is raw
Takes seconds for first

Seattle on phone
Three firsts and David Putney
pancake eating f#*$

Ray Jennings is here
Second generation back
New head coach happy

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