Who on this board is most likely to get banned from SW Airlines for this?

[DD4Bills]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/southwest-airlines-passenger-m*******ing-flight-feds

[WhoTom]

So, does that technically put someone in the "Mile High" club?

(Asking for a friend.)

 

[Augie]

10 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

So, does that technically put someone in the "Mile High" club?

(Asking for a friend.)

 

 

I think there is a separate “Half Mile, Super Creepy” club. If he likes super kinky, maybe prison will appeal to him? 

[RaoulDuke79]

At least he asked first. Who said chivalry is dead.

[Mike in Horseheads]

Better question is who here can pop 4 off in a few hours!

[ExiledInIllinois]

1 hour ago, Mike in Horseheads said:

Better question is who here can pop 4 off in a few hours!

All bets off if SW Airlines starts installing Davenports in their planes! I know just the candidate who's up to the challenge! 😉 😆 

[BuffaloBill]

Where does the kernel of thought leading to this act even begin? It is just hard to imagine that you don’t just smack yourself upside the head the moment the thought to do this even creeps into your mind. 

[gobilz]

Tickle it !

[TBBills]

I could have sworn this was just a thing on pornhub.

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

When you are on a plane trip for 31 hours from Rochester to Melbourne Australia 

 

you have to do something to kill the time 

 

ROC - CHI - LAX - KOA - AKL  - SYD - MEL 

[aristocrat]

What gets me is the lady took pics. Also how did nobody else notice?

[Mr Info]

1 hour ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said:

When you are on a plane trip for 31 hours from Rochester to Melbourne Australia 

 

you have to do something to kill the time 

 

ROC - CHI - LAX - KOA - AKL  - SYD - MEL 

Hopefully, that is not based on real life experience.

ROC-ORD-LAX-MEL would be much better…less time to kill.

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

3 hours ago, Mr Info said:

Hopefully, that is not based on real life experience.

ROC-ORD-LAX-MEL would be much better…less time to kill.

that happened to me for real back in June of  ‘92

bad luck on available flights I guess

 

31 hours there total time 

21 hours on the return 

no layover in Hawaii to drag it out. 

 

Sydney to SF direct was 13 hours IIRC.

Well, I did fly up to Sydney the previous day so I could be a tourist for a day. 
 

so technically add a few hours onto the 21. 

I just double checked

13h 45m To be correct 

[Just Jack]

Buffalo to LA to Sydney - I forgot how long of a flight it was overall though.

 

Longest direct flight was 20 hours, JFK to Beijing. 6 hours on the tarmac while they fixed the plane twice, then had to restock food and drinks before the 14 hours in the air.  

[Gugny]

20 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

Buffalo to LA to Sydney - I forgot how long of a flight it was overall though.

 

Longest direct flight was 20 hours, JFK to Beijing. 6 hours on the tarmac while they fixed the plane twice, then had to restock food and drinks before the 14 hours in the air.  

 

How many kittens did you kill, though?

[Just Jack]

44 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

How many kittens did you kill, though?

 

None, I kept it in my pants. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

On 4/6/2022 at 10:18 PM, Just Jack said:

Buffalo to LA to Sydney - I forgot how long of a flight it was overall though.

 

Longest direct flight was 20 hours, JFK to Beijing. 6 hours on the tarmac while they fixed the plane twice, then had to restock food and drinks before the 14 hours in the air.  

And pump out the head!

[Beerball]

On 4/5/2022 at 5:17 PM, DD4Bills said:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/southwest-airlines-passenger-m*******ing-flight-feds

Not @Gugny. Nobody would notice.

[DD4Bills]

1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

And pump out the head!

Isn't that what got this guy into trouble in the first place?

[Just Jack]

Pled guilty, gets 48 days in prison and 1 year probation.

 

https://nypost.com/2022/05/26/southwest-passenger-who-masturbated-on-flight-gets-48-days-in-prison

[Nextmanup]

On 4/6/2022 at 11:18 PM, Just Jack said:

Buffalo to LA to Sydney - I forgot how long of a flight it was overall though.

 

Longest direct flight was 20 hours, JFK to Beijing. 6 hours on the tarmac while they fixed the plane twice, then had to restock food and drinks before the 14 hours in the air.  

For years when I lived in DC, my hairstylist was a cute Vietnamese woman named Le.

 

She would go home to Saigon (Ho Chi Minh City nowadays) about once or sometimes even twice a year.

 

After a lot of trial and error, she concluded the best, most efficient way to get there  was Dulles to Seoul, S. Korea, to Saigon.  Total in-air time: 24 hours.  A full day in the air! 

 

I always remember her story, b/c I have not done one of these Far East long haul flights myself---the thought of it scares me to death.

 

 

[f0neguy]

When I was in the Air Force I could catch a “hop” from Athens Greece to Omaha, NE non-stop.  Refuel over Nova Scotia, 16-18 hours. 👍

[Greg S]