Call_Of_Ktulu Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Yeah. 3 added strokes on that hole. I told her if she calls me on the golf course then that gives me permission to buy new golf gear as needed. Most likely Mizuno HMB iron set. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMF2006 Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 NO I CAN"T PICK UP THE MILK AND EGGS.............I"M BUSY 😠 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTLBillsfan Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 Also at a Bills game. I think the Patriots IT dept. is not going to like playing us He probably heard from the NFL about that one because of the multi million contract with Microsoft. BTW, I think the Gofundme to buy them a new phone is awesome, especially since the money will (should) end up going to charity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thronethinker Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 “I told the announcers that Allen was MVP and I stole signals for SB25. We all know Thurman Thomas was the real MVP of that game”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCbillsfan Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 "I'm sorry sir but your credit card is maxed out due to prior payments to the refs, you will be unable to pay them off tonight. Try earning it outright and trust the process!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLbills Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 On 12/29/2020 at 10:36 AM, Limeaid said: F U THOMAS 🤬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVilanch Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 "Hello, I'd like to schedule a massage for my boss as a late Christmas gift, he has a favorite girl....she's not in? what about his second favorite girl? she's not in either? and the other girls don't provide the same service?!?! *****" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 (edited) On 12/29/2020 at 9:36 AM, Limeaid said: For suggestions on how to further tarnish your legacy press #1, to inquire about available NFL head coaching vacancies press #2, for ways to stop Josh Allen and the Bills offense press #3... #3... you have selected #3, if this is correct, press #1... #1... please stay on the line, there are... T-H-I-R-T-Y... callers ahead of you, your wait time is... T-E-N... to... F-I-F-T-E-E-E-N... seasons... please stay on the line (annoying muzak begins to play). Edited December 31, 2020 by transient 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGun12TD Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Sorry Bill, but those weren’t Buffalo’s plays we gave you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsbackto81 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 That was the best pass we've thrown all night! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 On 12/29/2020 at 10:36 AM, Limeaid said: What do you mean my calls to Kraft are not be answered? How can he put me on the do not call list? “We’re on to irrelevance.” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 I told you NO MORE PRE-GAME JELLO SHOTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 “I don’t give a ***** about your tan Tom!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo03 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Call comes to phone Bill: Hello Brady: Guess who Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 No I don't need my ducts cleaned right now dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Hey Bill, Adam Gase here. I heard you defended me as a good coach, I'm looking for a job next year and see you're struggling with a former 1st Round QB....*click* Bill? Hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndonvilleBill Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 More like. Hey Bill it's Adam. Even I could see his feet were in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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