BringBackFergy Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 . @mrags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Know when to hold them, know when to fold them. * NEVER click on a TBD-TSW thread link. It’s liable to be Peter Pan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: NEVER click on a TBD-TSW thread link. It’s liable to be Peter Pan. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The other Peter Pan...the high fructose one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: The other Peter Pan...the high fructose one... Oh, he looks high on fructose, alright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 . @mrags @Cripple Creek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 9 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: Listen to @mrags Do not listen to @Gugny, @BringBackFergy, @ExiledInIllinois, @ShadyBillsFan, @CountryCletus Whenever you are in doubt, ask yourself WWmragsD? # @mrags Suure trust a guy ( @Cripple Creek) with 2 bears humping as his avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 On 7/13/2019 at 4:43 PM, Seasons1992 said: But what if you believe in peanut butter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 minute ago, row_33 said: But what if you believe in peanut butter? I believe in creamy. ONLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: I believe in creamy. ONLY. You don’t like the effect when you bite into the toast shavings after someone wipes the excess off the knife into the jar? Edited July 14, 2019 by row_33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, row_33 said: You don’t like the effect when you bite into the toast shavings after someone wipes the excess off the knife into the jar? What MONSTER would wipe off the excess INTO the jar? That is just horrible. I need to run this past @Cripple Creek and @BringBackFergy to make sure they agree with me. @plenzmd1 may do this hideous act but I know that @Gugny is a really good person. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 30 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: What MONSTER would wipe off the excess INTO the jar? That is just horrible. I need to run this past @Cripple Creek and @BringBackFergy to make sure they agree with me. @plenzmd1 may do this hideous act but I know that @Gugny is a really good person. Many family member do it for a household jar service industry might do it behind the scenes odds are you won’t notice the extras if you are eating toast 31 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: What MONSTER would wipe off the excess INTO the jar? That is just horrible. I need to run this past @Cripple Creek and @BringBackFergy to make sure they agree with me. @plenzmd1 may do this hideous act but I know that @Gugny is a really good person. Many family member do it for a household jar service industry might do it behind the scenes odds are you won’t notice the extras if you are eating toast ————— at a local buffet place I see people picking out a bit of chicken or beef from the serving trays, with their fingers, to get a sample of how it tastes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 55 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: What MONSTER would wipe off the excess INTO the jar? That is just horrible. I need to run this past @Cripple Creek and @BringBackFergy to make sure they agree with me. @plenzmd1 may do this hideous act but I know that @Gugny is a really good person. A punishable offense around my place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Treat and think of people as individuals. Don’t make presumptions on people because of race/gender/age/sexuality/education, etc.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1. Don't tug on Superman's cape. 2. Don't spit into the wind. 3. Don't mess around with Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: A punishable offense around my place. If you make a fuss then someone will rebel, probably taking large swigs right out of the milk or orange juice carton Edited July 14, 2019 by row_33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills4everNY Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Always have a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much space and when it gets full you can just throw it out the car window... This is a Steve Martin joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Seasons1992 said: What MONSTER would wipe off the excess INTO the jar? That is just horrible. I need to run this past @Cripple Creek and @BringBackFergy to make sure they agree with me. @plenzmd1 may do this hideous act but I know that @Gugny is a really good person. 3 hours ago, row_33 said: Many family member do it for a household jar service industry might do it behind the scenes odds are you won’t notice the extras if you are eating toast Many family member do it for a household jar service industry might do it behind the scenes odds are you won’t notice the extras if you are eating toast ————— at a local buffet place I see people picking out a bit of chicken or beef from the serving trays, with their fingers, to get a sample of how it tastes 3 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: A punishable offense around my place. Any respectful family member would lick the crumbs off the knife before dipping back into the jar. That's etiquette, people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Just now, Gugny said: Any respectful family member would lick the crumbs off the knife before dipping back into the jar. That's etiquette, people. And make sure to floss their teeth over the kitchen table or the kitchen sink or the stove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 ... Never leave dishes in the sink at night. (the cats will lick them). /smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulus Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Once you turn your back, don't look back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Needle Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Avoid confrontation as best you can but be prepared when you can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Dirty B Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 6 hours ago, row_33 said: Many family member do it for a household jar service industry might do it behind the scenes odds are you won’t notice the extras if you are eating toast Many family member do it for a household jar service industry might do it behind the scenes odds are you won’t notice the extras if you are eating toast ————— at a local buffet place I see people picking out a bit of chicken or beef from the serving trays, with their fingers, to get a sample of how it tastes And that is why I don't mess with buffets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Paulus said: Once you turn your back, don't look back. Gatekeeper's #1 rule when running the lock... When locking PC (Pleasure Craft): Once you start the lock gates/machinery, signal red light, never look back, stop the gates for anybody, no matter how much they whine and cry on the marine radio that their great grandmother is dying, second baby-mama is in labor, or the beer is getting warm and they need more ice. Now... If it's @BringBackFergy or @Cripple Creek in a boat trying to pull some horseschit "priority" stunt... Then you close the lock even faster and go take a nice loooong break, preferably the one hour dump that's been brewing in your lower intestine since eating that football-sized "corn & black bean burrito suizo" you had for lunch! Those two need to "cool their jets" anyway and deserve the "quality time" thinking over and accessing the situation @ hand. ...Just saying! Edited July 15, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 51 minutes ago, Ol Dirty B said: And that is why I don't mess with buffets Known a few who hate potlucks, sometimes dramatically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Don't trust whitey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Life Rule #739 (Should be posted on TBD homepage in big, bold font): Never, ever ask @ExiledInIllinois a question that starts with “who”, “What”, “where”, “when” or “how”.....unless you have 45 extra minutes to kill and sufficient gigabytes remaining in your hard drive/memory. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 15, 2019 Author Share Posted July 15, 2019 - Cereal is a perfectly good option for dinner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 5 hours ago, westside2 said: Don't trust whitey Keep your eye on blacky. Not really, but F you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I have one simple rule I have tried to follow Don't F with me and I won't F with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 6 hours ago, westside2 said: Don't trust whitey Whitey Bulger? Some people learned that the hard way.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 6 hours ago, westside2 said: Don't trust whitey Pretty sure that was from the movie "The Jerk". Am I right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 15, 2019 Author Share Posted July 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Pretty sure that was from the movie "The Jerk". Am I right? No...he's talking about the Asian culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Pretty sure that was from the movie "The Jerk". Am I right? No, I just don't trust whitey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Pretty sure that was from the movie "The Jerk". Am I right? Take it for what it’s worth but I think Michael Moore has been quoted as saying that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: No...he's talking about the Asian culture. Understandable. Ever since we dropped a bomb on them they’re very skittish. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 42 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Pretty sure that was from the movie "The Jerk". Am I right? Actually, I think it was a Josh Allen tweet from when he was in high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 15, 2019 Author Share Posted July 15, 2019 50 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Understandable. Ever since we dropped a bomb on them they’re very skittish. Luckily I'm not Japanese....I might not exist if otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: Understandable. Ever since we dropped a bomb on them they’re very skittish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 mmmmm Anna. She's adorable (and can sing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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