Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) Why can't freaking people remember the passwords to accounts they use DAILY? Is it really that taxing? /end rant Share your rant. Edited June 5, 2019 by Joe in Winslow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Why can’t techs simply reset my password when requested to do so? / end rant 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 How is it possible that I lose my remote right after I just used it? I mean I didn't even move anywhere. I don't watch much live TV, just DVR...I'll start something I recorded, press play and then can't find the remote when the commercials come to fast forward. Now I have to watch the commercials. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Why do most of you mouth breathing morons think all your wildly inconsiderate, dangerous, me first actions are clever? Everyone is out to game the system in some way. Whether its leaving your shopping cart to free float around the parking lot, parking in spots that aren't spots to avoid walking 20 feet, taking a full cart through the express lane for shorter lines, etc. it seems like most of the general public has found some type of "life hack" where they save precious seconds at the expense of decent society. Its not only the pinnacle of asshattery but its extremely short sighted due to basic game theory. The more you inspire other dumb ***** to pursue similar actions the less the advantage for bad behavior. The end game is a scenario like Idiocracy with a bunch of morons in a pile desperately trying f@#$ one another first. When no one plays fair everyone is worse off. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Why do passwords have to include a number, capital, a symbol of some sort, not be any password you’ve ever used before, and an act of god that password isn’t already being used? i say FU to you tech people and your stupid passwords. If I want 1,2,3,4 to be my password and it’s super easy to break into, then so be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 If you went too far and can't get in the turn lane, don't be an ass and block traffic in the straight lane with your blinker on. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 17 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Why do most of you mouth breathing morons think all your wildly inconsiderate, dangerous, me first actions are clever? Everyone is out to game the system in some way. Whether its leaving your shopping cart to free float around the parking lot, parking in spots that aren't spots to avoid walking 20 feet, taking a full cart through the express lane for shorter lines, etc. it seems like most of the general public has found some type of "life hack" where they save precious seconds at the expense of decent society. Its not only the pinnacle of asshattery but its extremely short sighted due to basic game theory. The more you inspire other dumb ***** to pursue similar actions the less the advantage for bad behavior. The end game is a scenario like Idiocracy with a bunch of morons in a pile desperately trying f@#$ one another first. When no one plays fair everyone is worse off. Because we as a society don't shoot people as much as we should... You think anyone ever parked their horse in Doc Holidays reserved spot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Why do most of you mouth breathing morons think all your wildly inconsiderate, dangerous, me first actions are clever? Everyone is out to game the system in some way. Whether its leaving your shopping cart to free float around the parking lot, parking in spots that aren't spots to avoid walking 20 feet, taking a full cart through the express lane for shorter lines, etc. it seems like most of the general public has found some type of "life hack" where they save precious seconds at the expense of decent society. Its not only the pinnacle of asshattery but its extremely short sighted due to basic game theory. The more you inspire other dumb ***** to pursue similar actions the less the advantage for bad behavior. The end game is a scenario like Idiocracy with a bunch of morons in a pile desperately trying f@#$ one another first. When no one plays fair everyone is worse off. Do you do anything besides hang out at the grocery store? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Why won't my wife play with me and let me play with her like she used to years ago.....sick of this bull####! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) Because DoD passwords have to be 15+ characters, change every 60 days, can't repeat and a whole slew of other things... Like caps, special characters, etc... I just cut-n-paste from a Word file. Real secure, right? I clear my clipboard ASAP. Edited June 5, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 1) At my golf course we have a local rule entitling the player to relief from French drains. How am I supposed to know which drains were made in France and which were made in the US? And why am I not entitled to relief from the drains made in the US? 2) People who don't cover their mouths when they yawn. 3) People who use your and you're interchangeably. They have totally different meanings. 4) People who say something is very unique. If something is unique it is by definition one of a kind, no need to quantify how unique it is. Let's face it, bad grammar in general annoys me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 28 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: How is it possible that I lose my remote right after I just used it? I mean I didn't even move anywhere. I don't watch much live TV, just DVR...I'll start something I recorded, press play and then can't find the remote when the commercials come to fast forward. Now I have to watch the commercials. Because your getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Just now, ExiledInIllinois said: Because your getting old. I'm only 15. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Just now, Royale with Cheese said: I'm only 15. Then somebody is going to jail for statutory rape. Who is he! Tell me! ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 People who clip their nails in their cubicles should be shot on sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 24 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Why do most of you mouth breathing morons think all your wildly inconsiderate, dangerous, me first actions are clever? Everyone is out to game the system in some way. Whether its leaving your shopping cart to free float around the parking lot, parking in spots that aren't spots to avoid walking 20 feet, taking a full cart through the express lane for shorter lines, etc. it seems like most of the general public has found some type of "life hack" where they save precious seconds at the expense of decent society. Its not only the pinnacle of asshattery but its extremely short sighted due to basic game theory. The more you inspire other dumb ***** to pursue similar actions the less the advantage for bad behavior. The end game is a scenario like Idiocracy with a bunch of morons in a pile desperately trying f@#$ one another first. When no one plays fair everyone is worse off. This here is TRUE quality in ranting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 People running red lights at light up the road. How am I suppose to make a left (onto same road) if traffic never stops. /smh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Then somebody is going to jail for statutory rape. Who is he! Tell me! ?? He had a tickly mustache. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 28 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Why do most of you mouth breathing morons think all your wildly inconsiderate, dangerous, me first actions are clever? Everyone is out to game the system in some way. Whether its leaving your shopping cart to free float around the parking lot, parking in spots that aren't spots to avoid walking 20 feet, taking a full cart through the express lane for shorter lines, etc. it seems like most of the general public has found some type of "life hack" where they save precious seconds at the expense of decent society. Its not only the pinnacle of asshattery but its extremely short sighted due to basic game theory. The more you inspire other dumb ***** to pursue similar actions the less the advantage for bad behavior. The end game is a scenario like Idiocracy with a bunch of morons in a pile desperately trying f@#$ one another first. When no one plays fair everyone is worse off. Cue @Gugny and his smoker... Rolling down Highway 41! 1 minute ago, Royale with Cheese said: He had a tickly mustache. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 20 minutes ago, whatdrought said: You think anyone ever parked their horse in Doc Holidays reserved spot? I have two guns.........one for each of ya. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Just now, Seasons1992 said: I have two guns.........one for each of ya. One of the best characters ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Why is it that when he starts a thread that's supposed to contain rants, @Joe in Winslow instead crafts the OP to be basically the same as a pet peeve thread? Does he not understand what a rant is? A rant is a goddamn tirade, an abusive, long, angry speech of criticism. But what does he give us? Some compact complaint about the morons that he works with, as if that's not a direct indictment of him as simply another representative of the same hiring pool. Double dumbass on him for not only the self-indictment, but also doubling down with an ill-titled thread. And the results of this ill-titled thread? Exactly ONE ***** RANT from ONE QUALITY POSTER. That's it. The rest of them I could cut and paste into the pet peeves thread, but I won't because they're shitposters. ***** you, Joe. *****. You. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 22 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Because your getting old. Really? You post this right after my rant about your and you're being used interchangeably? Ahhhhhh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, LeviF91 said: Why is it that when he starts a thread that's supposed to contain rants, @Joe in Winslow instead crafts the OP to be basically the same as a pet peeve thread? Does he not understand what a rant is? A rant is a goddamn tirade, an abusive, long, angry speech of criticism. But what does he give us? Some compact complaint about the morons that he works with, as if that's not a direct indictment of him as simply another representative of the same hiring pool. Double dumbass on him for not only the self-indictment, but also doubling down with an ill-titled thread. And the results of this ill-titled thread? Exactly ONE ***** RANT from ONE QUALITY POSTER. That's it. The rest of them I could cut and paste into the pet peeves thread, but I won't because they're shitposters. ***** you, Joe. *****. You. You know what I can't stand? Overly wordy lawyers. As if there were any other kind. t(-.-)t 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: You know what I can't stand? Overly wordy lawyers. As if there were any other kind. t(-.-)t Stop confusing me with Rob's House. I'm not edumacated enough to be a law-yer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Steve O said: Really? You post this right after my rant about your and you're being used interchangeably? Ahhhhhh Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Why can't there be a universal rule for passwords? As some sites require a minimum 8 characters and some you can't have two numbers in a row and others must have a character. /End rant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: If you went too far and can't get in the turn lane, don't be an ass and block traffic in the straight lane with your blinker on. And don’t be that guy in the turn lane already, who pretends not to see the guy with the blinker on desperately trying to merge into said turn lane; I mean really, is it a matter of life or death if you’re the 4th car in line or the 5th??? Will the mac n cheese taste any better or worse if you eat it 20 seconds after you first could have otherwise??? Edited June 5, 2019 by NoHuddleKelly12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: If you went too far and can't get in the turn lane, don't be an ass and block traffic in the straight lane with your blinker on. I will be an azz when peolp are running red light up road and the only way turn left onto the road is for that light to stop traffic. I will block that ***** -er and wait for traffic to clear in my direction! The whole ***** -ing lane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 24 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: And don’t be that guy in the turn lane already, who pretends not to see the guy with the blinker on desperately trying to merge into said turn lane; I mean really, is it a matter of life or death if you’re the 4th car in line or the 5th??? Will the mac n cheese taste any better or worse if you eat it 20 seconds after you first could have otherwise??? How do you feel about lane closures? I generally put on my blinker on once I see the "Lane closed ahead" and start trying to merge over. I see a lot of people who will wait to merge until the last possible second and it causes a bottleneck up front. I generally won't be as open to letting those people in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 hour ago, LeviF91 said: Stop confusing me with Rob's House. I'm not edumacated enough to be a law-yer. This is definitely a Pet Peeves thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I will be an azz when peolp are running red light up road and the only way turn left onto the road is for that light to stop traffic. I will block that ***** -er and wait for traffic to clear in my direction! The whole ***** -ing lane! I've blocked the shoulder a few times with people trying to pass. I remember I pissed off about 10 cars, honking at me like crazy a few years ago. There was construction happening on an exit. I was waiting to get off the highway like others. Then the people behind me decided to start driving on the shoulder to pass everyone. This caused a major bottleneck up front because you've got the shoulder people trying to merge. I moved my truck over where it was half on the shoulder, half on the highway.....blocked enough where people couldn't pass on the shoulder. Now all the people trying to pass behind me were furious. What was great is the people behind me that didn't get in the shoulder, they all moved up so the people trying to pass on the shoulder couldn't get back over. They were literally stuck. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Gugny said: This is definitely a Pet Peeves thread. OH COME ON! How can someone who's a METS fan possibly be able to differentiate between pet peeves and rants? I mean they root for a team that plays in FLUSHING. FLUSHING! *kicks dirt at gug* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Joe in Winslow said: OH COME ON! How can someone who's a METS fan possibly be able to differentiate between pet peeves and rants? I mean they root for a team that plays in FLUSHING. FLUSHING! *kicks dirt at gug* And everything flushed goes right into Jersey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Gugny said: And everything flushed goes right into Jersey! Oh what? now you're gonna try and be geographically correct? *kicks more dirt, throws hat* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: Oh what? now you're gonna try and be geographically correct? *kicks more dirt, throws hat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGee Return TD Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I've blocked the shoulder a few times with people trying to pass. I remember I pissed off about 10 cars, honking at me like crazy a few years ago. There was construction happening on an exit. I was waiting to get off the highway like others. Then the people behind me decided to start driving on the shoulder to pass everyone. This caused a major bottleneck up front because you've got the shoulder people trying to merge. I moved my truck over where it was half on the shoulder, half on the highway.....blocked enough where people couldn't pass on the shoulder. Now all the people trying to pass behind me were furious. What was great is the people behind me that didn't get in the shoulder, they all moved up so the people trying to pass on the shoulder couldn't get back over. They were literally stuck. I have wanted to do this before but just the thought of someone in a real emergency who needed to use the shoulder to get off the exit discourages me from doing so. I'd hate to hold up an ambulance or similar to get a few laughs. My biggest driving pet peeve is when the person you are passing in the right lane speeds up while you pass so it takes longer to pass them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Just now, McGee Return TD said: I have wanted to do this before but just the thought of someone in a real emergency who needed to use the shoulder to get off the exit discourages me from doing so. I'd hate to hold up an ambulance or similar to get a few laughs. My biggest driving pet peeve is when the person you are passing in the right lane speeds up while you pass so it takes longer to pass them. People are just jerks and ruin it for everyone. I hope I didn't block anyone that had a real emergency. I just got tired of people causing more traffic. Yep...I hate those people too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: OH COME ON! How can someone who's a METS fan possibly be able to differentiate between pet peeves and rants? I mean they root for a team that plays in FLUSHING. FLUSHING! *kicks dirt at gug* I resent this! But yeah @Gugny, YOU root for a team in FLUSHING! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Why do smoke detector batteries only die in the middle of the night? Thanks a lot, smoke detector. I don't have a spare 9 volt in the house and all stores are closed. I know your battery is dead and I can't fix that. There's really no need to chirp at me all night. And since you're hard-wired into an electrical source anyway, how the hell are you draining that batter so fast anyway? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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