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On 12/7/2020 at 6:40 PM, Warcodered said:

that is the appropriate reaction Woodstock.

That is violent over reaction by Woodstock. Snoopy grew up not knowing his father and is obviously mixed race. Woodstock comes from priviledge, who else would name their child Woodstock. (Actual name is Woodstock III.)

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As I watched a dog play and chase its tail, I thought how easily amused dogs are, then I realized I was watching a dog chase it's tail.....

 

Do you remember that before the internet, the theory of the cause for stupidity was the lack of information,.....it wasn't 

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An actual google review of Anderson's of Williamsville:

 

"Going to this particular Anderson’s was one of the best moments of my life. It brought joy that I have never had. The young sir cleaning the tables was very respectful and cleaned our table with great pride. The problem is I went to this Anderson’s a few to many times and now I’m 350 pounds"

 

I'm guessing it's not for real but it's still pretty funny!   

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Just heard this on tv

What did the bear say to the bear hunter......wait for it.....MOOOOO

 

 

Never in my life did I think my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!

 

I told my wife how thankful I was to be in quarantine with someone I like,

She answers...must be nice

 

I have not tried yoga but I have tried to bend over to pick up my keys, so I pretty much know I would hate yoga.

 

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During the cold war, the east and west competed on many levels.

There was a weather forecast competition between two meteorologists in Germany, Wilhelm, from Democratic West Berlin and Rudolf, from communist East Berlin. 

Berlin was expected to be at the 32 degree isotherm line with precip in the offing.

Wilhelm was adamant that the precip would fall as snow, and Rudolf just as sure that it would be rain.

 

When the event began they continued to argue.

 Eventually, Rudolf won the battle, and Wilhelm admitted to his wife that "Rudolf the red knows rain dear."

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Some New Year's Humor

 

  • They say New York City has the best New Year's celebration, but I say it's overrated. Every year they drop the ball.
  • My New Year's resolution was to read more, so I turned on the subtitles on my TV.
  • "Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to." - Bill Vaughan
  • I was going to give up all of my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that no one likes a quitter.
  • At the beginning of the year, I made a resolution to lose 15 pounds. Only 20 more to go!
  • I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer.
  • We can't let this year end: That would be admitting that 2021.
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