4merper4mer Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 It's not a caption but they could easily change the name of the publication to: Encyclopedia Asshatica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 At this point I wonder how the last 2 seasons would have gone with this dick. Complete !@#$ but maybe that is ok in your coach. It works in ne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cba fan Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 4 million dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 ..can I marry your daughter?...........think about an NFL HC as a father-in-law........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FitzShowUsYourTitz Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 "These pretzels are making me thirsty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Dougie Soprano, Mob Boss of Podunkville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I need exlax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Me and Nate got the best Stragedy! It won't take long till he can't Hackett... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Featuring Danny Aiello as Saint Doug Marrone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boco357 Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I treat preseason games like a Super Bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dayman Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 2017 Media Guide - Jacksonville Jaguars ... is actually the perfect caption for that picture and expression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Stay Douchee my friends excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgrochester55 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) "Excuse me, I specifically requested flavorless ice cream!" "Ok team, no more funny words, we are doing mad libs MY way!" "Yes sir Mr. Coughlin!" Edited July 2, 2017 by dgrochester55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stads Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) I picture the photographer saying, "Okay Doug now let's mix it up and do a silly one." Edited July 2, 2017 by Stads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbobbob Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Caption: Douche in a Suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsaikotic Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Who took my chaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Age of Aquarius Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I am proud to be a Doug Marrone supporter. What did he do that was so wrong? That hasn't been completely vindicated? Doug: Said he would turn the Bills around. Result: Immediate turn around, winning record, best season during the drought, and drop off when he left. Doug: Hated EJ, wanted a real QB, and said management wouldn't get him one/support him with one. Result: Used a post-training camp QB acquisition to post a winning record. Doug: Argued with Whaley, couldn't get along with the entire organizational structure of the Bills, thought the organization was dysfunctional. Result: Whaley's been canned, the scouting department's been canned, and everyone here wants the holdovers (Brandon, Overdorf) gone as well. Doug: Thought the players lacked discipline, and wanted to run a tight ship/accountable team. Result: I'm still reading articles on the front page of this very site about how that fat piece of sh*t Dareus is going to get his act together this year because he's mature. Our team is full of idiots that are constantly coddled. Sammy's best season was with Saint Doug. Doug: Hated the Buffalo media. Result: Everyone on this board passionately hates the Buffalo media. Doug: Wanted to leave because he was unsure if there would be a massive house cleaning because of new ownership. Result: Massive housecleaning 2 years later, because of new ownership. The only difference between you and Doug is that he got paid a few million bucks to bag on this sorry organization for the same faults that you idiots come on here and write about in your spare time. He's literally a multi-millionaire message board poster that has insight into the inner workings of why this organization has failed for a decade and a half, but because he walked away from it, bet on himself, got a new job, and now runs a team that will probably make the playoffs before the Bills (lol) he's the bad guy. Go Doug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 I am proud to be a Doug Marrone supporter. What did he do that was so wrong? That hasn't been completely vindicated? Doug: Said he would turn the Bills around. Result: Immediate turn around, winning record, best season during the drought, and drop off when he left. Doug: Hated EJ, wanted a real QB, and said management wouldn't get him one/support him with one. Result: Used a post-training camp QB acquisition to post a winning record. Doug: Argued with Whaley, couldn't get along with the entire organizational structure of the Bills, thought the organization was dysfunctional. Result: Whaley's been canned, the scouting department's been canned, and everyone here wants the holdovers (Brandon, Overdorf) gone as well. Doug: Thought the players lacked discipline, and wanted to run a tight ship/accountable team. Result: I'm still reading articles on the front page of this very site about how that fat piece of sh*t Dareus is going to get his act together this year because he's mature. Our team is full of idiots that are constantly coddled. Sammy's best season was with Saint Doug. Doug: Hated the Buffalo media. Result: Everyone on this board passionately hates the Buffalo media. Doug: Wanted to leave because he was unsure if there would be a massive house cleaning because of new ownership. Result: Massive housecleaning 2 years later, because of new ownership. The only difference between you and Doug is that he got paid a few million bucks to bag on this sorry organization for the same faults that you idiots come on here and write about in your spare time. He's literally a multi-millionaire message board poster that has insight into the inner workings of why this organization has failed for a decade and a half, but because he walked away from it, bet on himself, got a new job, and now runs a team that will probably make the playoffs before the Bills (lol) he's the bad guy. Go Doug! Winning record? Nope! He had seasons of 6-10 and 9-7. The winning record in '14 is only because the Pats didn't care about the result in the season finale. Marrone and Hackett ran a terrible, conservative offense with most of the 2nd season success being attributable to the Jim Schwartz defense. Marrone's weak kneed propensity to punt inside the opponents territory is classic play not to lose thinking. He's proven nothing other than having an oversized ego despite proving nothing at the NFL level. He's just another meathead who's fortunate to be an NFL HC. Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 This is the dawning of The Age of Aquarius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I picture the photographer saying, "Okay Doug now let's mix it up and do a silly one." this one also cracked me up. so many gems !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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