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Caption: Douche in a Suit

Ralph is cheap.

The healing will start with one Bills marketing weasel executive named Russ getting ****-canned.

I'm glad that Whaley is finally gone. It was well earned and overdue. Now Whaley and EJ can get a condo someplace and they can bask together in their "It Factor". Whaley did well with veteran FA pickups, but blew chunks on the most important task of finding a real franchise QB. And of course, the Sammy deal in a draft loaded with really good WR's. Jezzus, those two things set the franchise back 4 years alone. It also seems that Whaley can't get along with coaches. He doesn't play well with the other children? Was somebody not starting his favorite QB because he sucked? Pegs still half-assed it by not doing a real clean sweep and canning Overdork and Brandon the sales weasel. Pegs is well meaning, but clearly a doofus that has to screw up over and over to learn things the hard way. Overdork is a contract/cap expert? Holy ****, good job on the Dareus contract. Russ is probably still spiking Peg's Geritol with some voodoo brainwash juju **** leftovers from the Ralph era. Marrone and his college offense? WTF. Don't let Rex leave the building! WTF. We still need to see a real clean sweep in One Bills Drive to exorcise the demons and the causes of the playoff drought.

2017 Buffalo Bills: "We're gonna suck less than before, we think."

Whaley is running the port-o-potties near the practice field.

Nice move. I smell McD all over this one...

Wow. Can't believe the Bears gave up so much to move up one slot. I thought Whaley was the biggest idiot GM in the league, but maybe he's only #2 after all.

I'm quite sure I would recognize Detective Nordberg if I saw him. And so would you!

Brandon and Whaley need to go. Preferably to the Patriots. The sooner, the better. If another teams picks their brains about our draft strategy, it's not like they'd get anything useful. And yes, jeffismagic's post is on the money. Butler's last draft was a clown festival. Sure did seem like Butler tanked that one as an FU to Ralph. I see no reason to keep B&W around. If McD is gonna run the show, let him bring all his own guys and let's get on with it.

Bo Jackson

I voted poorly to reflect the anticipated poor draft by Whaley. I expect him to draft somebody who is either injured or a total reach, but yet somehow has the "It Factor" and lights up the room with his mere presence. Anybody remember Whaley's slobbering man-love video about E.J.? Sheesh. They both should be taking orders at the Burger King drive-through window.

1) WhaleyBlewItAgainAndShouldBeFired 2) RalphIsCheap

Going by our fairly recent Bills draft history, the selection process will be very straight forward. With the 10th pick in the draft the Bills will chose somebody who has the "It" factor, lights up the room with his mere presence, has a high motor, and needs major surgery before he can catch a glimpse of the field. I'm sure Doug will find us a good one. Likely, this person will somehow be the BPA at a position of great need, with a track record of friendly encounters with both law enforcement and various THC enthusiasts. Hands-on ownership will oversee the selection process to ensure a quality product is delivered to the fans. There will be wine involved, no doubt. Our most tenured and experienced executive, Brandon, will also review the new face of the franchise and ensure proper marketability both here and across the border. Alternatively, Doug may package our next five 1st rounders and trade up a few slots. We are really close, as he recently said.

Instead of sitting on the toilet, just sit on the edge of your bathtub and make sure your ass/balls are hanging *way* over the edge into the tub. Sure, your wife might get upset when she realizes that you're crapping and pissing in her bathtub. Just ignore her and keep doing it. The safety of your nads is the key thing, eh? You may need to come up with a way to flush your tub.