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Breaking News: Adriana Lima ditches Pats, is FA


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Her face is too thin with cheek bones that do not compliment her tone

They're pudgy cheeks

Looks like she skips leg day or doesn't do the whole squat, her thighs are just not right

She's too wide at the hips.

And she has a funky smile

 

She's like 7.5/10. Would not bang

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This thread reminds me of Howard Stern when they used to bring in hot chick's and have Ralph and the boys use a laser pointer to find the slightest flaws and bring them back to reality.

I... I... Don't like talking chairs
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I guess I need to remind everyone that no matter how hot you think that woman is, somewhere in the world is a guy who's sick of her schitt.

 

Apparently, Julian Edelman. I'm willing to take on that problem, though.

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http://nypost.com/2017/03/09/supermodel-back-on-the-market-after-splitting-from-patriots-star/

 

This Brazilian supermodel is now a FA. Sign her up Whaley!

 

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The criticism of Adriana Lima (of all people) in this thread has shown me that I still need to take a break from this place.

 

I really hope some of you guys are joking. Let's just say that when I see the woman in the pictures above, I have an entirely different reaction . . . .

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Her face is too thin with cheek bones that do not compliment her tone

They're pudgy cheeks

Looks like she skips leg day or doesn't do the whole squat, her thighs are just not right

She's too wide at the hips.

And she has a funky smile

She's like 7.5/10. Would not bang

Too wide at the hips ?! Get out of here!!

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