YoloinOhio Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 (edited) They do this every year, in order of worst to first. I just spit out my water twice reading the Browns write-up. Yesterday was Chargers. Great for a laugh - and the fan comments are priceless. Browns http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-cleveland-browns-1784308358?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow Chargers http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-san-diego-chargers-1784386785 Titans http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-tennessee-titans-1784250380 Edited July 28, 2016 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 They do this every year, in order of worst to first. I just spit out my water twice reading the Browns write-up. Yesterday was Chargers. Great for a laugh - and the fan comments are priceless. Browns http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-cleveland-browns-1784308358?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow Chargers http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-san-diego-chargers-1784386785 Titans http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-tennessee-titans-1784250380 This series is one of my favorite things about the lead-up to the season. Always very funny. My god, that Browns one is brilliant. The animated gif of the Ravens' kick-six, I almost forgot about that play. I had the Ravens defense that week. That one play single-handedly won me fantasy football that week, and kept me in contention to eventually win the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxy312 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 These bring tears of hilarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 one of the browns fans comments tells a story about how a guy selling peanuts and water outside of the game didnt pause between words so it sounded like "Penis Water" - and that was the highlight of that game, haha love these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 How do I submit a comment for when they do the Bills edition? CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I love these so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 28, 2016 Author Share Posted July 28, 2016 How do I submit a comment for when they do the Bills edition? CBF you could tweet @drewmagary and ask. Post it here first so we can say we knew you when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 you could tweet @drewmagary and ask. Post it here first so we can say we knew you when... haha I Tweeted him earlier this morning. Just waiting to see if he responds CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Always the best preview of the season. The Chargers one is the best--Marmalard!! SPot on about that scumbag Spanos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I think I missed the chance. "Submissions for Deadspin NFL previews are now closed" That sucks CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 28, 2016 Author Share Posted July 28, 2016 I think I missed the chance. That sucks CBF Get your comments ready for next year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I think I missed the chance. That sucks CBF You can still comment on the article. A lot of guys leave great comments (i.e. "The Browns may not win the Super Bowl this year. They might not be AFC champs. They might not even take their division. But with RG3, they’re bound to overthrowsomebody"). But of course comment chains get started and it ends up being a lot to read through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 We don't need Deadspin to tell us why our team sucks. We read this forum every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemp2Warlick Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Deadspin @Deadspin 3m3 minutes ago They are everything bad about modern sports. The Dallas Cowboys suck: http://deadsp.in/wYNmRdH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 (edited) We don't need Deadspin to tell us why our team sucks. We read this forum every day I was going to say - when the Bills write-up comes out, even with the "fan voices" unsigned, we'll know who they are just by the rationale behind the reasons we suck Edited July 28, 2016 by Heitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 My fav from comments: "..The fans in Cleveland are too depressing to make fun of. They have this incredible ability to sense a lost game way before it should be possible. At half time of this game, they were down by a touchdown, yet walking around the concourse you got the idea that 60,000 people had witnessed Jim Brown f*#% their mother while wearing a Ravens jersey. They just knew that there was no way for them to mount a 7 point “comeback” on the Ryan !@#$ing Mallet led Houston Texans. You could taste the depression. It rubbed off on you like Marcus Allen at the Playboy mansion." Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewgetz Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 My favorite from the Browns... "Mostly, though, I remember my brother whipping up our section in a “Belichick Sucks” chant for most of the second half. He turned around about the 2 minute warning and flipped off our section. Good times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 (edited) Jags http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-jacksonville-jaguars-1784511114 Edited July 29, 2016 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 (edited) one of the browns fans comments tells a story about how a guy selling peanuts and water outside of the game didnt pause between words so it sounded like "Penis Water" - and that was the highlight of that game, haha love these that comment made me laugh too. the kick six videos are hilarious. im surprised they havent done Buffalo yet....or maybe there waiting for one of us to frog splash someone thru a table off a ladder during TC Edited July 30, 2016 by Marty McFly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 (edited) that comment made me laugh too. the kick six videos are hilarious. im surprised they havent done Buffalo yet.Bills will be 19th. They do it in draft order. They just did the 5th team today. This year's Bills write up should be epic. #fullypregnant Edited July 30, 2016 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Bills will be 19th. They do it in draft order. They just did the 5th team today. This year's Bills write up should be epic. #fullypregnant hell yeah. Fully preggo Ryan brothers having a baby hope its not a still born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 The write up on the Niners is glorious @drewmagary http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-san-francisco-49ers-1784694100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 reading the fan comments makes me glad to root for a team with the Pegulas as owners..maybe they never get it right in terms of GM and coach but they could never be as idiotic as Haslam and York Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Despite the recycling of some of the set up rhetoric, entertaining read none the less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincec Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 These bring tears of hilarity. It may not look so funny when they do the Bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemhoff Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 The write up on the Niners is glorious @drewmagary http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-san-francisco-49ers-1784694100 no kidding, that was great. The comments on this one were hilarious. The one guy that sent the link to the halftime score of the Steelers game was priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 The Dolphins one is up... I'm two paragraphs in and already laughing. Adam Gase, sixth in line for the British Crown. Ha! http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 This Browns video makes me laugh so hard. http://deadspin.com/browns-fans-shot-the-saddest-goddamn-videos-as-their-te-1745415079 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 This is not a city known for its collective brainpower. These people are easy marks. We’re talking about a city that has all the grace and charm of a Margaritaville chain restaurant on its best day. They took literal paradise and turned it into a paved-over Navy base, filled with aggressive douchebros in pooka shell necklaces grabbing asses outside a bunch of overpriced Gaslamp Quarter fusion restaurants. This place is Colorado Springs on the Pacific. It’s frat finishing school. I'm dying. San Diego is the macaroni grill of coastal towns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxy312 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 It may not look so funny when they do the Bills. Considering that it's all tongue in cheek, and not a real opinion piece, I think they're all funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 It may not look so funny when they do the Bills.I can already predict something about Rob Ryan getting the job because Rex is the only person dumb enough to hire him. Not to mention karlo's and the other off field issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 Considering that it's all tongue in cheek, and not a real opinion piece, I think they're all funny. he can pretty much lift his Bills content right off of TSW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 The Dolphins one is up... I'm two paragraphs in and already laughing. Adam Gase, sixth in line for the British Crown. Ha! http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113 The Dolphins writeup is pure awesomeness. "South Florida is where America goes to fall apart. It is our national case of jock itch." Best comment: "People got better things to do down here, like mortgage fraud, identify theft, Medicare fraud, and social security fraud." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 The Dolphins writeup is pure awesomeness. "South Florida is where America goes to fall apart. It is our national case of jock itch." Best comment: "People got better things to do down here, like mortgage fraud, identify theft, Medicare fraud, and social security fraud." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 The Fish writeup may be the best yet. One amusing NFL tradition is when a horrible team’s season is over and the interim guy gets a token interview for the permanent job. I guarantee you that Campbell thought he had a chance. I guarantee you that he stormed into that conference room with a vein bursting from his dick and a PowerPoint presentation that consisted of nothing but scans of GNC product labels. WE’RE GONNA PLAY !@#$ING DOLPHIN FOOTBALL, MOTHER!@#$ERS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 4, 2016 Author Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) Tampa Bay is hilarious when they get done with Jameis they address Glennon's giraffe neck and say they hand out safari gear to stadium patrons when he takes the field http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1784819402 Edited August 4, 2016 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Tampa Bay is hilarious when they get done with Jameis they address Glennon's giraffe neck and say they hand out safari gear to stadium patrons when he takes the field http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1784819402 That Jameis GIF remains priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 hell yeah. Fully preggo Ryan brothers having a baby hope its not a still born. careful buddy. not some thing to break chops about probably. Now if they birth some antichrist or something equally malevolent !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 The Dolphins one is up... I'm two paragraphs in and already laughing. Adam Gase, sixth in line for the British Crown. Ha! http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113 This stuff is really magnificent ! Considering that it's all tongue in cheek, and not a real opinion piece, I think they're all funny. they sure are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 The Dolphins one is up... I'm two paragraphs in and already laughing. Adam Gase, sixth in line for the British Crown. Ha! http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113 Classic! "Gase helped Cutler cut down on his interceptions, an accomplishment so widely heralded you would have thought Gase built the f'n pyramids by hand." I'm pretty sure the Bills one is just going to be a cut and paste of a Sully article! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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