Just Jack Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I missed most of the game due to traveling for work. Plus I wasn't wearing my "The opposing team sucks" sweatshirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) I fell asleep before kickoff (I know, can you believe it?!?!) and missed part of the first drive and was late opening the game day thread. Â This one is on me. Â That's funny. When TYTT posted the thread to open the game day thread I poste "Beerball, wake up!" I had no idea you were really asleep. Â Oh and I didn't make cheese. Edited September 22, 2015 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I didn't get my order of wings until the end of the 3rd quarter. Then we promptly scored 3 TD's in about 7:30 of game clock. Are you trying to get us to send you wings? Because I think that will work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS 56 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 The button on my lucky shorts popped off and I couldn't get it sewn back on in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Nothing! I did everything "right"... They should have won! I even changed the neighbor's (older lady) tire (that's not a euphemism... You sickos) for her spare. The tire had screw in it and the tire was flat. I did it during the game. This act of good neighborly behavior should have bought the Bills a win, except I finished the change right before the final pick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I forgot to tell the Bills players not to sh*t the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloHokie13 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Are you trying to get us to send you wings? Because I think that will work... I mean, I won't say no to wings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 22, 2015 Author Share Posted September 22, 2015 It's good that you all are confessing your sins. Now sing 5 shout songs per transgression and the Bills will be saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) put out the flag check had my chips and salsa check   wore a new Bills T-shirt I got for my B-day (tomorrow) and didn't have my chicken wings for the game. Edited September 22, 2015 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I made love to my wife 4 times between 9am and 12pm (as opposed to the 6 times on a normal Sunday). My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Stop Billeiving Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Couldn't find my lucky socks...automatic loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filthymcnasty08 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I turned to my Dad after our first drive and declared this to be the dawn of something beautiful and amazing. Â Sorry everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I watched the game. Or most of it anyway. So sue me. I left after the first quarter to go to the store. Came back and they let the pasties**** score with impunity when I got back. I blame-a-myself. I should never watch them live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I tried everything to change their luck. Sat in like 6 different seats, changed TVs/rooms multiple times, changed clothes, took a walk and came back... and pregame I did everything the same as the week before. Â Wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 It's good that you all are confessing your sins. Now sing 5 shout songs per transgression and the Bills will be saved. Yeah, that's the spirit... I am just going tell the old lady down the lane: "Hit the road!" when she wants to go visit her husband in the hospital and she has a flat tire! Â That will make the Bills win! That's what Belicheat would do! He's a "winner." Suck it later, screw your sick husband! Â That's what "winners" do! The Patriot* way! ;-) ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 You can blame this one on me ladies and gents. Rex was nice to take the wrap, but it was what I didn't do that sealed Buffalo's fate on Sunday. Last week, my wife came out dressed in her 28 Spiller jersey. I promptly, as any real man would, got my roll of duct tape and sharpie and made a Darby nameplate. Well, this week I started drinking early. I forgot to re-tape the jersey. For this I am sorry. Â What did you do that caused the Bills to lose? I read your posts. I am solving by putting you on ignore and it is others' fault if they quote you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I didn't drink any alcohol. Not even a single beer. I haven't watched a game without a few beers in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's in My Blood Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) I got drunk b4 10..wandered over to the RV lot where my cousin's friends were set up. Indulged myself in their food and beer/shots and didn't even offer up a measly $20. Degenerate I am. Edited September 23, 2015 by It's in My Blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I said in the fist half thread that these weren't the "same 'ol Bills" after the opening drive TD. Then they promptly showed up. I grabbed my friend sitting next to me and yelled in his ear, "dude we're gonna f***ing murder them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Last week I gave up on believing that anything I do affects the Bills...what a dope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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