Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Small auto claim last year. Paid $500 to get car fixed and now Progressive recovered it from the old lady. Im not broke at all, but not rich either. All my bills are paid and I only have $360 in total credit card debt. Really just cause I bought a laptop last week from Dell. This is like finding $500 since Progressive told me that the old lady would most likely not pay for the damage, even in collections... Now someone might say, pay the laptop and you still have $140 to take your kids out to a nice dinner. BORING BORING BORING Any other NON BORING suggestions? Ps. As the loveable husband that I am I tell my wife EVERYTHING. Except I didnt tell her this. Not yet anyway. I'll tell her later this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 How Non-Boring do you want to get? That'll pay for a 8-ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Invest it? Get a baby sitter for the kids and you and the wife spend a weekend in a really nice hotel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Buying your wife a dozen red roses.....$30 Taking her to a nice restaurant for dinner....$100 Ordering dessert.....$30.00 Letting your wife go to bed and pocketing the remaining $340...priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 That will buy ya 4 delivered dominos pizza's to a box at Jerrah's palace. minus parking, the cost of the box. Applicable taxes, and tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Hire someone to kill your cigarette smoking neighbor, so you don't have to say hi to him anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Invest it? Get a baby sitter for the kids and you and the wife spend a weekend in a really nice hotel? Wife and I are going to to a 7 day cruise in October. So nice husband/wife thing out the window. Hire someone to kill your cigarette smoking neighbor, so you don't have to say hi to him anymore. I dont want to hurt his feelings remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Small auto claim last year. Paid $500 to get car fixed and now Progressive recovered it from the old lady. Im not broke at all, but not rich either. All my bills are paid and I only have $360 in total credit card debt. Really just cause I bought a laptop last week from Dell. This is like finding $500 since Progressive told me that the old lady would most likely not pay for the damage, even in collections... Now someone might say, pay the laptop and you still have $140 to take your kids out to a nice dinner. BORING BORING BORING Any other NON BORING suggestions? Ps. As the loveable husband that I am I tell my wife EVERYTHING. Except I didnt tell her this. Not yet anyway. I'll tell her later this week. Take it to the casino and blow it on the "Walking Dead" slot machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Ha ha. Stupid uncle sam took 1100 from me last year. They're NOT getting this $500. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Ha ha. Stupid uncle sam took 1100 from me last year. They're NOT getting this $500. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Buy airfare to Toronto so you can attend that big cripple orgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Send it to me, I'll add it to the $1000 I'm sending to a Nigerian prince who promises to double it once he frees up his inheritance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Payoff the computer and then you have $140 left for a supper out. I know... Boring... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Cheap hookers and blow. Just remember to bag it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 $500 on red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 $500 on red. Not boring. But too risky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Not boring. But too risky. Fine, put it on black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Fine, put it on black. Dont trust the black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Payoff the computer and then you have $140 left for a supper out. I know... Boring... And after supper, you can kick your feet up in the parlor and watch the picture tube for a spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Pretty sure there's a small country store that is out around $500 in groceries from a camping trip mixup from a couple years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 When I surprised my wife with the cruise it was the weakest delivery EVER. Monday night a month ago I told her I wonder how much is it to go to Cabo. I checked Carnival website that night. "Hon it's pretty affordable, I think I will book it" Then tuesday morning I booked it and told called her. "Honey I got them" She said, "Cool" Then we hung up very soon after. Replace "cruise" with any household item that you pick up before heading home. No happy sex. No surprise sex. But that was all on me. What if I just give her the $500? All of it. Lame? Boring? Cool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 How Non-Boring do you want to get? That'll pay for a 8-ball. How do you know he even likes to play pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 (edited) How do you know he even likes to play pool? Don't be stupid. They were obviously referring to the old toy that children used to play with where you would ask it a question like, "Am I the reason my parents got divorced" and it would respond with "Signs point to yes." Edited June 9, 2015 by LBSeeBallLBGetBall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 What if I just give her the $500? All of it. Lame? Boring? Cool? No way, she will make it dissappear faster than a batch of cookies at at weight watchers meeting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 And after supper, you can kick your feet up in the parlor and watch the picture tube for a spell. He he... Glad somebody picked up on it! I can always count on you! :-) Oh... No picture tube. Just the wireless. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 You could just about buy a share of Google stock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 add 50$ get a glock43 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Don't be stupid. They were obviously referring to the old toy that children used to play with where you would ask it a question like, "Am I the reason my parents got divorced" and it would respond with "Signs point to yes." That makes sense. I was wondering about the other 14 pool balls and the cue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 No way, she will make it dissappear faster than a batch of cookies at at weight watchers meeting That's true. Still an idea. add 50$ get a glock43 Not a gun person. I dont really like killing too much. You could just about buy a share of Google stock. I already invest in other stuff. Is Disneyland worth it? I will spend the entire $500 there in one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Buy a new suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Buy me wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Buy a new suit. I thought of this. Good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I thought of this. Good idea. That is a good idea. Just don't wear it out anyplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 send me a PM I will gladly take is after being on unemployment for 2 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 ouch...what field are you in?(not to hijack the thread) send me a PM I will gladly take is after being on unemployment for 2 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Buy me wine Now here's the question. Would you prefer one $500 bottle of wine or 20 $25 dollar bottles? ouch...what field are you in?(not to hijack the thread) I don't know but I hear he's out standing in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 send me a PM I will gladly take is after being on unemployment for 2 months I said NON BORING suggestions. Now here's the question. Would you prefer one $500 bottle of wine or 20 $25 dollar bottles? I don't know but I hear he's out standing in it. How about 10 $50 dollar bottles? You always have to add a medium Chef. Always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Are you into watches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Are you into watches? Nice watches start at 1000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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