\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Dear American Express customer,We have recently detected that a different computer user has attempted gaining access to your online account and multiple passwords were attempted with your user ID.Hence it is necessary to re-confirm your account information and complete a profile update.You can do this by downloading the attached file and updating the neccessary fields.Note: If this process is not completed within 24-48 hours we will be forced tosuspend your account online access as it may have been used for fraudulentpurposes.Completion of this update will avoid any possible problems with your account.Thank you for being a valued customer.© American Express Customer Service 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I'd call them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 7, 2015 Author Share Posted April 7, 2015 I'd call them. I think that I need to click on the link and fill out all of the information and e-mail it back to them ASAP. After all, it has the copyright symbol on the last line, so the e-mail is obviously authentic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 if you aren't comfortable doing it yourself, give me the info, i can do it from my ip address and you will be safe....just pm me all your account and personal information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I think that I need to click on the link and fill out all of the information and e-mail it back to them ASAP. After all, it has the copyright symbol on the last line, so the e-mail is obviously authentic. Would'ya?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I think that I need to click on the link and fill out all of the information and e-mail it back to them ASAP. After all, it has the copyright symbol on the last line, so the e-mail is obviously authentic. Better than clicking the link, you should definitely download the file as they suggest. Nothing could go wrong there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Better than clicking the link, you should definitely download the file as they suggest. Nothing could go wrong there. Damn spooky. If it's me I'm getting on the blower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Good thing you got the E-mail in time. Make sure you follow the instructions. Chef did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Phishing, phishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ricojes Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Dear American Express customer, We have recently detected that a different computer user has attempted gaining access to your online account and multiple passwords were attempted with your user ID. Hence it is necessary to re-confirm your account information and complete a profile update. You can do this by downloading the attached file and updating the neccessary fields. Note: If this process is not completed within 24-48 hours we will be forced to suspend your account online access as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. Completion of this update will avoid any possible problems with your account. Thank you for being a valued customer. © American Express Customer Service 2015. You're so screwed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkAF43 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 make sure you add your SSN and mother's maiden name in your reply for faster service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 My job is internet technical support and I get a couple of these every week. "They found thousands of malicious files on my computer and charged me $299. Now my computer is locked." Hey, the bad guys can't get in unless you open the door! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 if you aren't comfortable doing it yourself, give me the info, i can do it from my ip address and you will be safe....just pm me all your account and personal information. No need to PM; just hit reply - I promise I won't look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What a Tuel Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 (edited) Before she came to work, my coworker just fell for the "The files on your device are corrupted, please call this number to have us repair it, or else you will lose access to everything on your device" scheme. She called, and she paid them $70.00 with a credit card to "fix" it. They actually fixed it for her by restoring her Ipad which I find hilarious. Money well spent am I right!? Luckily her bank recognized it was fraudulent and stopped it, as it tried charging $100 separately in addition to the $70.00. Then it went on to attempt to charge different dollar amounts 5 more times. She is getting a new credit card, and is no worse for wear besides feeling very dumb. Edited April 7, 2015 by What a Tuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Follow these instructions: 1. Unplug your computer immediately. 2. Place it in the sink or a large bucket. 3. Run cold water on it until it is submerged. 4. Remove from water. 5. Towel dry the exterior and then immediately plug it back in and power it on. Will fix you right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 By the way, man...thanks for the new boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 By the way, man...thanks for the new boat. Power trim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Follow these instructions: 1. Unplug your computer immediately. 2. Place it in the sink or a large bucket. 3. Run cold water on it until it is submerged. 4. Remove from water. 5. Towel dry the exterior and then immediately plug it back in and power it on. Will fix you right up. Wouldn't hot water work better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 You should definitely contact Chef Jim for advice. Yes. Definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Follow these instructions: 1. Unplug your computer immediately. 2. Place it in the sink or a large bucket. 3. Run cold water on it until it is submerged. 4. Remove from water. 5. Towel dry the exterior and then immediately plug it back in and power it on. Will fix you right up. You're not very good at tech support are you? You're supposed to turn the circuit breaker off first, then put the computer in a bucket of water, then turn the circuit breaker back on, then power the computer back on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I am excellent at tech support. I am not very safety minded. Your approach seems entirely too safe. You must be a an Apple guy. Am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I am excellent at tech support. I am not very safety minded. Your approach seems entirely too safe. You must be a an Apple guy. Am I right? Easy now... Apples are counter cultural ... No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I am excellent at tech support. I am not very safety minded. Your approach seems entirely too safe. You must be a an Apple guy. Am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 No you are so screwed. This one is very different from mine. There is no mention of $8m and no rich Nigerian offering to help you. BTW there's been a delay on the wire transfer for some reason. BTW in another topic any advice on how to approach a spouse that is spending too much money? As soon as I deposit money in the bank it's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 No you are so screwed. This one is very different from mine. There is no mention of $8m and no rich Nigerian offering to help you. BTW there's been a delay on the wire transfer for some reason. BTW in another topic any advice on how to approach a spouse that is spending too much money? As soon as I deposit money in the bank it's gone. Get another account. Deposit paycheck in said account. Then transfer funds as needed to joint account. Alternatively, you can follow the steps in post #17. They are applicable here as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Get another account. Deposit paycheck in said account. Then transfer funds as needed to joint account. Ok I did that. However when I transferred funds to pay the mortgage today the mortgage check bounced. Oh she's in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 you can follow the steps in post #17. They are applicable here as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Follow these instructions: 1. Unplug your computer immediately. 2. Place it in the sink or a large bucket. 3. Run cold water on it until it is submerged. 4. Remove from water. 5. Towel dry the exterior and then immediately plug it back in and power it on. Will fix you right up. I tried this, and now theres a funny smell coming from the computer and the outlet, and it won't turn on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I tried this, and now theres a funny smell coming from the computer and the outlet, and it won't turn on. Stick your tongue on the outlet to make sure you have power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 BTW in another topic any advice on how to approach a spouse that is spending too much money? As soon as I deposit money in the bank it's gone. Whose spouse is it ? male/female ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Whose spouse is it ? male/female ? Seeing we're talking about spending money I think that's pretty obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Follow these instructions: 1. Unplug your computer immediately. 2. Place it in the sink or a large bucket. 3. Run cold water on it until it is submerged. 4. Remove from water. 5. Towel dry the exterior and then immediately plug it back in and power it on. Will fix you right up. I recall reading a story where idiots followed advice they found online about 'fixing' an iphone by putting it in the microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 http://www.cnbc.com/id/102029217 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 (edited) a new one on me. I am 52 and been in software sales for 25 years, so apparently an excellent candidate for Admin Assistant position. I deleted all the links and put in the ....... This is in regards to a job opening in our company. Your resume has been reviewed for a Customer care, Data Entry, Admin Assistant Position that you are yet to occupy. Your details has been forwarded to the Human Resources Dept and the Head of Operations Mr.Patrick Moore JR whom will be available to brief you about the opening position, pay-scale and benefits. This is an immediate hire position, the interview will commence From 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM your time Today. To participate, You are required to setup/create a yahoo mail....... or Gmai..... account and you are to have a yahoo instant messenger ..........) or a Hangout application installed into your computer or phone so we may proceed. After this process is done,you are to add............... to your yahoo messenger application or invite........................ to your Google talk/Hangout application. He will be online to waiting for you. JOB DESCRIPTION: • Establish working relationships with company's staff, business partners and • Organize orders received either through customers to ensure all requirements are met for order entry (set by Management). Enter information into Business Finance System. • Responsible for Order Entry and Control of information related to job files and internal systems up to invoicing. I wish you the best of Luck with the Interview. Regards, Human Resources Dept. Gintech Energy Corporation ............ Edited December 4, 2015 by plenzmd1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkAF43 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 a new one on me. I am 52 and been in software sales for 25 years, so apparently an excellent candidate for Admin Assistant position. I deleted all the links and put in the ....... This is in regards to a job opening in our company. Your resume has been reviewed for a Customer care, Data Entry, Admin Assistant Position that you are yet to occupy. Your details has been forwarded to the Human Resources Dept and the Head of Operations Mr.Patrick Moore JR whom will be available to brief you about the opening position, pay-scale and benefits. This is an immediate hire position, the interview will commence From 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM your time Today. To participate, You are required to setup/create a yahoo mail....... or Gmai..... account and you are to have a yahoo instant messenger ..........) or a Hangout application installed into your computer or phone so we may proceed. After this process is done,you are to add............... to your yahoo messenger application or invite........................ to your Google talk/Hangout application. He will be online to waiting for you. JOB DESCRIPTION: • Establish working relationships with company's staff, business partners and • Organize orders received either through customers to ensure all requirements are met for order entry (set by Management). Enter information into Business Finance System. • Responsible for Order Entry and Control of information related to job files and internal systems up to invoicing. I wish you the best of Luck with the Interview. Regards, Human Resources Dept. Gintech Energy Corporation ............ Best of luck in your new role! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Sounds like an awesome opportunity! Go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 (edited) Dear American Express customer sucker, You can do this by downloading the attached worm file and updating the necessary fields. Note: If this process is not completed within 24-48 hours we will be forced to hack suspend your account online access as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. Completion of this update will avoid any possible problems with your account. Thank you for being a valued customer. © American Express Customer Service 2015. Never do this chit online w/o calling them first Edited December 4, 2015 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Sounds like an awesome opportunity! Go for it. Just applied! Hope I am qualified! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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