DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I honestly believe that there are very knowledgeable people on this board and if we had the chance to choose a head coach from here, that he would do a better job than our 4 previous head coaches... I don't know you guys by name that well but I know the old timers on here know each other well so, this is what I propose... If Ralph Wilson stated that he's getting rid of all the coaching staff and wanted them replaced by members from TBD, who would you guys want to be Head Coach, OC, DC, etc... And why? Oh... I nominate myself to be a part of the training staff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself for" the position of" Buffalo Jills talent evaluator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsrcursed Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 But if we take jobs at OBD, we can't come on here and complain about how bad they're doing... I smell a trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills Fan888 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 There's a pretty big step from being knowledgeable about football to being a head coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewildrabbit Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Being an NFL head coach is darn hard work, 15+ hours a day hard work.,,too much work! Bills fans are people who love to tailgate, party, eat all the wrong stuff and have fun. All the while imbibing enough alcohol to forget who won or lost until long after the game ended. I could be a tailgate supervisor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Búfalo Blanco Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Can I take Ralph's job....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 C'mon people. Get in the spirit of this. I'll nominate Buffalo Barbarian for strength and conditioning coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieScooby Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 So says the guy who has Madden video game as his avatar. If I could choose our organization from top to bottom I'd go with PTR as the head ball coach, No Saint as my offensive coordinator, beerball as the defensive coor, and DC Tom would be the equipment manager. Oh yeah, and nevergiveup will be the owner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself to be in charge of the concession stands. Particularly dispensing of an ever growing variety of beers. O-Line: I nominate John from Hemet to hold sway in this category. GM: In addition to his duties of enhancing the Jills' role, I nominate San Jose Bills Fan. Marketing: Nomination for The Senator due to his untiring devotion for the goal of undefeated seasons. Security: DC Tom has this one wrapped up. A volley of words will be good enough to keep unruly fans in line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 It already happened. Why do you think crayonz is missing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 (edited) Assistant Head Coach: PTR would be giving SJBF a run for his money here. Head Scout of Asian theater: Bowery4 has this one in hand. Edited October 11, 2012 by Pilsner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I honestly believe that there are very knowledgeable people on this board and if we had the chance to choose a head coach from here, that he would do a better job than our 4 previous head coaches... I don't know you guys by name that well but I know the old timers on here know each other well so, this is what I propose... If Ralph Wilson stated that he's getting rid of all the coaching staff and wanted them replaced by members from TBD, who would you guys want to be Head Coach, OC, DC, etc... And why? Oh... I nominate myself to be a part of the training staff... I nominate myself for HC bc I know everything Let the Norman Invasion begin!!!!! C'mon people. Get in the spirit of this. I'll nominate Buffalo Barbarian for strength and conditioning coach. If Chan can HC and OC I can strengthen these whimps up and were hitting practice too you friggin pussies!!! Wonder why you get hurt all time and can't tackle for S#!t it is bc you clowns only do it in a game. It already happened. Why do you think crayonz is missing here? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 Hahahaha... Great answers... I see a lot of the same names being nominated... Looks like the head coaching job could be a race between Buffalo Barbarian and Promo The Robot... I personally would prefer PTR to be the nation scout of talent and also choose our draft picks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsRUs Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Captain hindsight for Russ Brandons job....just to watch him answer every question with,"In hindsight, we should have...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsrcursed Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 It already happened. Why do you think crayonz is missing here? whaaat? He told me he was manning the Mars Rover.... That dude just can't be trusted. And doesn't Scott get any love around here? He should at least be allowed to sell suites. Geesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 C'mon people. Get in the spirit of this. I'll nominate Buffalo Barbarian for strength and conditioning coach. NO WAY! BB has to be the QB coach. He loves him some QBs.NYC Bill DBs coach. Captain Hindsight ST coach. valle7878 D-line coach. Fig Newton OC Joe the six pack DC Pearl Howardman HC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpleman Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Sadly, from past experience I doubt any of us amateurs could do much worse for the team than the so called "pros ". Not an endorsement of we amateurs, but an indictment of the "pros" in Buffalo since the end of the Kelly era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaroni Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Being an NFL head coach is darn hard work, 15+ hours a day hard work.,,too much work! If the brain trust we have now are spending 15+ hours a day and we are still playing like this, they may as well go home early and get some sleep because those long hours aren't doing anyone any good .... they're just wasting time. I GOT IT!!!!! maybe they are AT work for 15+ hours a day ..... but ..... instead of coaching our guys up or formulating game plans or watching game films or manipulating rosters they are spending their time posting on TBD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself to be the liaison between the Buffalo Bills and the city of Toronto. First order of business: Kill the Toronto deal and keep ALL games in Buffalo. Now that I am no longer needed by the Buffalo Bills organization, it has been a pleasure working with you all CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Captain hindsight for Russ Brandons job....just to watch him answer every question with,"In hindsight, we should have...." Yeah, we are all experts after the fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mob16151 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself for GM. I also second that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 (edited) I will do defensive assistant or something. And team nutrition guy. Steaks erryday Edited October 11, 2012 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Hell with that, I'd take the GM job... our drafts have pretty much stunk every single year, and we need a QB, LBs, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webster Guy Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Nominate me, the Webster Guy (which is actually me and my brother Jeff). As President/CEO and GM we promise the following: 1. Beer sales START at halftime. Lord knows the second half is when your headache starts and our team gets out-adjusted. 2. Artificial snow for every game. 3. Prime seating for all Two Bills Drive Posters that haven't told me I'm an idiot on the message board (that leaves two of you) 4. Awesome kids section that allows a halftime race on the field. 5. No more fat security guards obstructing your view, hot chicks with tasers now keep the peace. 6. Every kickoff gets returned or the guy gets cut. (hey if we're gonna give up 50 points a game lets take some risks people) 7. No Celino and Barnes ads. Ever. The only low-lifes we promote are Canadian Beer Brewers. 8. Strictly Rush music over the loud speakers. With condolences and respect to Ozzy, Queen and AC/DC 9. We rename the Stadium to something other than the owners name. (cheesy) Something cool like Lakeside Park or Orchard Park Stadium. Sorry but naming rights are gay. (Lucas Oil? Really? I hope that check was worth it....) 10. More reverses, flea flickers, fake punts and FG's, blitzes, bombs, big beers, fireworks, free hot pretzels for kids, tv's in the bathrooms, and full video access to our draft room, scouting reports, and all discussions made on draft day available free on streaming video from the website on the day after the draft. Vote Webster Guy for Bills Dictator.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself for GM. I also second that lol LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I will do defensive assistant or something. And team nutrition guy. Steaks erryday I'll nominate you as well - only because you are one of the only members on here I know who actually played O Line....but, the only caveat I will add, is Jimmy Spagnola must be the "ball boy". Nominate me, the Webster Guy (which is actually me and my brother Jeff). As President/CEO and GM we promise the following: 1. Beer sales START at halftime. Lord knows the second half is when your headache starts and our team gets out-adjusted. 2. Artificial snow for every game. 3. Prime seating for all Two Bills Drive Posters that haven't told me I'm an idiot on the message board (that leaves two of you) 4. Awesome kids section that allows a halftime race on the field. 5. No more fat security guards obstructing your view, hot chicks with tasers now keep the peace. 6. Every kickoff gets returned or the guy gets cut. (hey if we're gonna give up 50 points a game lets take some risks people) 7. No Celino and Barnes ads. Ever. The only low-lifes we promote are Canadian Beer Brewers. 8. Strictly Rush music over the loud speakers. With condolences and respect to Ozzy, Queen and AC/DC 9. We rename the Stadium to something other than the owners name. (cheesy) Something cool like Lakeside Park or Orchard Park Stadium. Sorry but naming rights are gay. (Lucas Oil? Really? I hope that check was worth it....) 10. More reverses, flea flickers, fake punts and FG's, blitzes, bombs, big beers, fireworks, free hot pretzels for kids, tv's in the bathrooms, and full video access to our draft room, scouting reports, and all discussions made on draft day available free on streaming video from the website on the day after the draft. Vote Webster Guy for Bills Dictator.............. Can I have a fridge installed right in front of my three season ticket seats??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself to be assistant to the traveling secretary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsRUs Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Who wants to be incharge of telling WGR that we're switching back to the 103.3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bufcomments Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself as DC. Would bring in D. Talley as my LB coach. Just so I could see him cuss somebody ass in the locker room at halftime. Would bring in Mark Kelso as Secondary coach. Would blitz Tom Brady on dam near every play just for the hell of it. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I'd give Special Teams to MDP because, well, is anyone really more special than MDP? And I'd make Valle a Press Secretary because we need someone to get in front of the media and tell the world the truth about the Bills sucking ... in a way that would even put Jim Mora to shame. And finally, I'd make Fig Newton the strength and conditioning coach, because every single player would run as fast as they could to get away from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 NO WAY! BB has to be the QB coach. He loves him some QBs. NYC Bill DBs coach. Captain Hindsight ST coach. valle7878 D-line coach. Fig Newton OC Joe the six pack DC Pearl Howardman HC It's official I'm the HC!!! and I want GM too as I always have the draft ready to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Duck Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 NO WAY! BB has to be the QB coach. He loves him some QBs. NYC Bill DBs coach. Captain Hindsight ST coach. valle7878 D-line coach. Fig Newton OC Joe the six pack DC Pearl Howardman HC Beerball GM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Can I be the guy who sleeps with all the cheerleaders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I already turned them down. If it wasn't good enough for Cowher or Shanahan, it sure as hell wasn't good enough for me. And I told Brandon that to his face. GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Can I be the guy who sleeps with all the cheerleaders? As it happens, there is an opening at the QB position. Feel free to submit your application. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Pro_Bills Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 If the brain trust we have now are spending 15+ hours a day and we are still playing like this, they may as well go home early and get some sleep because those long hours aren't doing anyone any good .... they're just wasting time. I GOT IT!!!!! maybe they are AT work for 15+ hours a day ..... but ..... instead of coaching our guys up or formulating game plans or watching game films or manipulating rosters they are spending their time posting on TBD Put another way, at the end of the day it's results that matter not effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsRUs Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Can I be the guy who sleeps with all the cheerleaders? Ok but then you also have to be the guy in charge of showing everyone the baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Captain hindsight for Russ Brandons job....just to watch him answer every question with,"In hindsight, we should have...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 There's a pretty big step from being knowledgeable about football to being a head coach. As the Bills have been proving for 15 years or so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 NO WAY! BB has to be the QB coach. He loves him some QBs. NYC Bill DBs coach. Captain Hindsight ST coach. valle7878 D-line coach. Fig Newton OC Joe the six pack DC Pearl Howardman HC Punt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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