Not earth shattering news, but Shadeur Sanders signs rookie contract.

[GerstAusGosheim]

Lost out on $30-40 guaranteed by not preparing for interviews and focusing too much on his image.

[Richard Noggin]

9 hours ago, Doc said:

I make it myself. I use cacao powder, sugar, coconut powder and protein powder in milk. It’s basically chocolate milk with protein. 

 

What are you wearing while you do this?

 

2 hours ago, Doc said:

Protein shake, gents.  Protein shake.

 

That, sir, is a smoothie. I drink them daily. (The Ninja Bullet is an ideal tool for this.)

Edited May 21 by Richard Noggin

[US Egg]

2 hours ago, GerstAusGosheim said:

Lost out on $30-40 guaranteed by not preparing for interviews and focusing too much on his image.

I lost that much on FanDuel tonight.

[Buffalo Junction]

14 hours ago, dorquemada said:

 

Deion will do everything in his power to sow discord in Cleveland in an effort to get himself to be coach.  Just watch.  The Browns are definitely dumb enough to do it.  You think it's a clown show now? boy howdy it's gonna be good

If any owner, Jimmy Haslam. 😂. If it happens it’ll be a big win for some team. Stefanski is going to have the soft fall of his choosing, whether that’s another HC gig or a lower stress OC gig on a playoff team that lost its OC. 

[Chandler#81]

Deion be damned, the kid ain’t going anywhere in the NFL with his attitude. My guess is in 3 years he’ll hear his name barking over the PA system a lot -at the grocery store. “Shadeur, carts in the store. Shadeur carts please”

[Coffeesforclosers]

Deion should have hired an actual PR firm.

 

At least he could have sued them for turning his kid into a laughingstock.

 

But Deion should have done a lot of things different. Pride's a hell of a drug.

[dorquemada]

29 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said:

Deion be damned, the kid ain’t going anywhere in the NFL with his attitude. My guess is in 3 years he’ll hear his name barking over the PA system a lot -at the grocery store. “Shadeur, carts in the store. Shadeur carts please”

 

"The way Shedeur cleaned up that mess in aisle 6 was LEGENDARY" - Mel Kiper, some time in a few years

[H2o]

29 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said:

Deion be damned, the kid ain’t going anywhere in the NFL with his attitude. My guess is in 3 years he’ll hear his name barking over the PA system a lot -at the grocery store. “Shadeur, carts in the store. Shadeur carts please”

Nah, he'll just be wherever Dad is as an assistant coach, QB coach, if that is the case. 

[T master]

On 5/19/2025 at 3:13 PM, Captain Hindsight said:

The Browns 4th string QB isn't news 

The Browns first string QB isn't news this year 🤣 . Just saying ...

[Doc]

8 hours ago, Richard Noggin said:

What are you wearing while you do this?

 

That, sir, is a smoothie. I drink them daily. (The Ninja Bullet is an ideal tool for this.)

 

Scrubs, usually.

 

I guess you could call it a smoothie since coconut is a fruit.  But no blender (needed).

[Richard Noggin]

On 5/21/2025 at 8:15 AM, Doc said:

 

Scrubs, usually.

 

I guess you could call it a smoothie since coconut is a fruit.  But no blender (needed).

 

'Shakes, or milkshakes, specifically require ice cream and liquid dairy (or something(s) similar). 

 

Smoothies don't have such a requirement that I'm aware of. Unless you see "smoothie" as always short for "fruit smoothie," in which case, you got me. 

 

I'll bet Shedeur Sanders could help us understand how football families define these terms. 

 

And finally, I guess we both chose screen names that reveal something identifying about us. 

Edited yesterday at 01:12 AM by Richard Noggin

[Albany,n.y.]

On 5/20/2025 at 9:12 AM, Captain Hindsight said:

Then the browns FO should be fired. They picked two QBs within 50 picks of each other for the first time in history. If the one they picked first isnt starting by the end of the year it’s a huge waste of resources 

 

Between Pickett, Gabriel, and Sanders they have invested a 3rd, a 5th, Dorian Thompson Robinson, and a two 6th round picks to move up and take sanders. This is a team with a ton of holes and no real chance to compete this year. When Stefanski is fired at the end of the year and they have a new coach who will be picking a new QB, these picks could have been used for contributing players elsewhere on the roster

 

This is how bad teams stay bad 

 
 

 

There's been worse, twice by the same team, just not within 50 picks of each other.  In 2012 Washington traded 2012 1st & 2nd round picks, along with their 2013 & 2014 1st rounders to pick RGIII at pick 2, then drafted Cousins with pick 102 in the 4th round.  In 1994 Washington drafted Shuler at pick 3 of the 1st round & then in the 7th took Frerotte with pick 197.  Both times the 1st rounder busted & the other guy eventually became the team's starter. 

Edited 15 hours ago by Albany,n.y.