Not earth shattering news, but Shadeur Sanders signs rookie contract.

[GerstAusGosheim]

Lost out on $30-40 guaranteed by not preparing for interviews and focusing too much on his image.

[Richard Noggin]

9 hours ago, Doc said:

I make it myself. I use cacao powder, sugar, coconut powder and protein powder in milk. It’s basically chocolate milk with protein. 

 

What are you wearing while you do this?

 

2 hours ago, Doc said:

Protein shake, gents.  Protein shake.

 

That, sir, is a smoothie. I drink them daily. (The Ninja Bullet is an ideal tool for this.)

Edited 9 hours ago by Richard Noggin

[US Egg]

2 hours ago, GerstAusGosheim said:

Lost out on $30-40 guaranteed by not preparing for interviews and focusing too much on his image.

I lost that much on FanDuel tonight.

[Buffalo Junction]

14 hours ago, dorquemada said:

 

Deion will do everything in his power to sow discord in Cleveland in an effort to get himself to be coach.  Just watch.  The Browns are definitely dumb enough to do it.  You think it's a clown show now? boy howdy it's gonna be good

If any owner, Jimmy Haslam. 😂. If it happens it’ll be a big win for some team. Stefanski is going to have the soft fall of his choosing, whether that’s another HC gig or a lower stress OC gig on a playoff team that lost its OC. 

[Chandler#81]

Deion be damned, the kid ain’t going anywhere in the NFL with his attitude. My guess is in 3 years he’ll hear his name barking over the PA system a lot -at the grocery store. “Shadeur, carts in the store. Shadeur carts please”

[Coffeesforclosers]

Deion should have hired an actual PR firm.

 

At least he could have sued them for turning his kid into a laughingstock.

 

But Deion should have done a lot of things different. Pride's a hell of a drug.

[dorquemada]

29 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said:

Deion be damned, the kid ain’t going anywhere in the NFL with his attitude. My guess is in 3 years he’ll hear his name barking over the PA system a lot -at the grocery store. “Shadeur, carts in the store. Shadeur carts please”

 

"The way Shedeur cleaned up that mess in aisle 6 was LEGENDARY" - Mel Kiper, some time in a few years

[H2o]

29 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said:

Deion be damned, the kid ain’t going anywhere in the NFL with his attitude. My guess is in 3 years he’ll hear his name barking over the PA system a lot -at the grocery store. “Shadeur, carts in the store. Shadeur carts please”

Nah, he'll just be wherever Dad is as an assistant coach, QB coach, if that is the case. 

[T master]

On 5/19/2025 at 3:13 PM, Captain Hindsight said:

The Browns 4th string QB isn't news 

The Browns first string QB isn't news this year 🤣 . Just saying ...

[Doc]

8 hours ago, Richard Noggin said:

What are you wearing while you do this?

 

That, sir, is a smoothie. I drink them daily. (The Ninja Bullet is an ideal tool for this.)

 

Scrubs, usually.

 

I guess you could call it a smoothie since coconut is a fruit.  But no blender (needed).