Thrivefourfive Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 Sorry, I couldn’t find a thread about Allen’s running on the first page. Here it is, my unqualified, unstudied, “gut feeling” revelation for the day: Allen’s off season was so football poor, that his fat-tass can’t run like he used to. I remember one attempt at a hurdle way early in the season, and he couldn’t get his fat legs over the guy. That’s his mind saying HELL YES!! and his body saying, Boy, we should’ve dedicated our off season to track, field, & film room. Our JA17 can’t get off the ground, and I bet he’s an XL step slower from the get-go, trending down as the run continues. Allen got everything wrong this off season. No one in the organization guided him?? Was this just losers leading losers in the OS?? Allen is out of shape and has been since last season ended. He thought this year… he’d let himself go, but want to play more by instinct.. and those two things are counterintuitive. We might just have a mental mini on our hands here, folks. He’s got $250m and he can’t get over his high school girlfriend (when we can assume he stepped out on her..). I think McDermott’s weird comments revolve around he’s ***** off season, professionally. They have nothing to do with his personal/non football life. And just maybe, McD has Pegula’s ear when he’s explaining how disappointing Allen’s off season was, and how much it’s directly hurting this team.. Imagine.. Terry, I had to play that defense and have that offense called against Denver because Josh is so unprepared and so turnover prone that it’s our only hope..! There’s a complete narrative for this team, people. We should be a goddam sticky for most believable, agreed upon theories. 3 3 4 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfaBill Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 Ban this troll please mods? 2 10 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorspikes51 Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Is the “G-D” curse word actually allowed on here? It shouldn’t be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real McClappy Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strive_for_five_guy Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 The truth may hurt, this is a possibility in my mind though…Speed is why RBs generally don’t get better as they get older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanNH Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 12 minutes ago, Thrivefourfive said: Sorry, I couldn’t find a thread about Allen’s running on the first page. Here it is, my unqualified, unstudied, “gut feeling” revelation for the day: Allen’s off season was so football poor, that his fat-tass can’t run like he used to. I remember one attempt at a hurdle way early in the season, and he couldn’t get his fat legs over the guy. That’s his mind saying HELL YES!! and his body saying, Boy, we should’ve dedicated our off season to track, field, & film room. Our JA17 can’t get off the ground, and I bet he’s an XL step slower from the get-go, trending down as the run continues. Allen got everything wrong this off season. No one in the organization guided him?? Was this just losers leading losers in the OS?? Allen is out of shape and has been since last season ended. He thought this year… he’d let himself go, but want to play more by instinct.. and those two things are counterintuitive. We might just have a mental mini on our hands here, folks. He’s got $250m and he can’t get over his high school girlfriend (when we can assume he stepped out on her..). I think McDermott’s weird comments revolve around he’s ***** off season, professionally. They have nothing to do with his personal/non football life. And just maybe, McD has Pegula’s ear when he’s explaining how disappointing Allen’s off season was, and how much it’s directly hurting this team.. Imagine.. Terry, I had to play that defense and have that offense called against Denver because Josh is so unprepared and so turnover prone that it’s our only hope..! There’s a complete narrative for this team, people. We should be a goddam sticky for most believable, agreed upon theories. Huh? The team doesn’t run period. They seem to be allergic to running the ball consistently this year with Allen or a RB. I am not sure where you get your information from. Is this a known fact he didn’t do conditioning in the off season or just speculation because he is having an off year so far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 Thats nice the OP apparently has two accounts with the same name 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strive_for_five_guy Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 1 minute ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Thats nice the OP apparently has two accounts with the same name Lol, why does the possibility of Josh losing running speed bother you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 I am so glad the Internet wasn't around when I had my first sip of moonshine. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuncha Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 Original post is pathetic. This should be closed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meatloaf63 Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 58 minutes ago, PatsFanNH said: Huh? The team doesn’t run period. They seem to be allergic to running the ball consistently this year with Allen or a RB. I am not sure where you get your information from. Is this a known fact he didn’t do conditioning in the off season or just speculation because he is having an off year so far? I thought he looked pretty chunky in training camp. But I don’t know if they weigh them and release that info year to year. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 https://www.runnersworld.com/training/a33396905/get-better-at-running-when-you-cant-run/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopey Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 1 hour ago, AlfaBill said: Ban this troll please mods? Why? The OP stated: “Here it is, my unqualified, unstudied, “gut feeling” revelation for the day:” So, if you don’t like his post, he’s a troll? You can easily just move on or create a “Josh excuses “ thread. Although there was one created after Josh single handily lost the Jets game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Thrivefourfive said: Here it is, my unqualified, unstudied, “gut feeling” revelation for the day: My gut feeling is your post should be stickied under that category "most dumbass posts ever". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talley56 Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 Not sure if this is one of “those” threads, but, just in case, IN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrivefourfive Posted November 19, 2023 Author Share Posted November 19, 2023 14 minutes ago, Meatloaf63 said: I thought he looked pretty chunky in training camp. But I don’t know if they weigh them and release that info year to year. He weighs exactly 237lbs every single year, every time they record the official weigh in. But we can’t speculate here.. 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nedboy7 Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 This doesn't really make any sense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrivefourfive Posted November 19, 2023 Author Share Posted November 19, 2023 1 hour ago, PatsFanNH said: Huh? The team doesn’t run period. They seem to be allergic to running the ball consistently this year with Allen or a RB. I am not sure where you get your information from. Is this a known fact he didn’t do conditioning in the off season or just speculation because he is having an off year so far? I never post about an OP unless I’ve at least read the second sentence. Are we sure New Hampshire is okay with you attaching your posts to it? 1 minute ago, nedboy7 said: This doesn't really make any sense. I’m here to learn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nedboy7 Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 1 hour ago, PatsFanNH said: Huh? The team doesn’t run period. They seem to be allergic to running the ball consistently this year with Allen or a RB. I am not sure where you get your information from. Is this a known fact he didn’t do conditioning in the off season or just speculation because he is having an off year so far? Bills are #13 in rushing yards per game with 116.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlgarsh Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 He just rushed for like a 20 yard TD last game. He can run, they just have coached him not to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrivefourfive Posted November 19, 2023 Author Share Posted November 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Thats nice the OP apparently has two accounts with the same name You lost me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Dude Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Thrivefourfive said: Sorry, I couldn’t find a thread about Allen’s running on the first page. Here it is, my unqualified, unstudied, “gut feeling” revelation for the day: Allen’s off season was so football poor, that his fat-tass can’t run like he used to. I remember one attempt at a hurdle way early in the season, and he couldn’t get his fat legs over the guy. That’s his mind saying HELL YES!! and his body saying, Boy, we should’ve dedicated our off season to track, field, & film room. Our JA17 can’t get off the ground, and I bet he’s an XL step slower from the get-go, trending down as the run continues. Allen got everything wrong this off season. No one in the organization guided him?? Was this just losers leading losers in the OS?? Allen is out of shape and has been since last season ended. He thought this year… he’d let himself go, but want to play more by instinct.. and those two things are counterintuitive. We might just have a mental mini on our hands here, folks. He’s got $250m and he can’t get over his high school girlfriend (when we can assume he stepped out on her..). I think McDermott’s weird comments revolve around he’s ***** off season, professionally. They have nothing to do with his personal/non football life. And just maybe, McD has Pegula’s ear when he’s explaining how disappointing Allen’s off season was, and how much it’s directly hurting this team.. Imagine.. Terry, I had to play that defense and have that offense called against Denver because Josh is so unprepared and so turnover prone that it’s our only hope..! There’s a complete narrative for this team, people. We should be a goddam sticky for most believable, agreed upon theories. I don't know that he is fat, I would prefer he spend less of his offseason attending GOLF tournaments and more time getting shape. I know Kelly's career was cut short because he was never into keeping in shape and I see that a little in Allen with eating junk food. It's no accident that Tom Brady played so long and could still play if he wanted because his commitment to nutrition. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanNH Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 14 minutes ago, Thrivefourfive said: I never post about an OP unless I’ve at least read the second sentence. Are we sure New Hampshire is okay with you attaching your posts to it? I’m here to learn Well sorry, your on-site you gave was poor. He didn’t jump over someone so he got fat? He isn’t running as much because he is out of shape.. not the fact that they are trying not to have him run. Sorry I was hoping your gutt had at least some REAL evidence to make it feel that way. Silly me up here in NH we use true evidence even with our guts.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrivefourfive Posted November 19, 2023 Author Share Posted November 19, 2023 5 minutes ago, Niagara Dude said: I don't know that he is fat, I would prefer he spend less of his offseason attending GOLF tournaments and more time getting shape. I know Kelly's career was cut short because he was never into keeping in shape and I see that a little in Allen with eating junk food. It's no accident that Tom Brady played so long and could still play if he wanted because his commitment to nutrition. I mean everything is relative here. Of course he’s not fat, but it’s fair to say, he’s not striving to be Will Levis sculpted either. (No, I didn’t say I’d rather have Will Levi’s over Josh Allen… .) Players are always going one of two ways with every element of their football existence. Rarely, if never, staying the same in anything. Let’s face it, Allen isn’t in better shape than he was last year, and I think it’s costly now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Thrivefourfive said: Sorry, I couldn’t find a thread about Allen’s running on the first page. Here it is, my unqualified, unstudied, “gut feeling” revelation for the day: Allen’s off season was so football poor, that his fat-tass can’t run like he used to. I remember one attempt at a hurdle way early in the season, and he couldn’t get his fat legs over the guy. That’s his mind saying HELL YES!! and his body saying, Boy, we should’ve dedicated our off season to track, field, & film room. Our JA17 can’t get off the ground, and I bet he’s an XL step slower from the get-go, trending down as the run continues. Allen got everything wrong this off season. No one in the organization guided him?? Was this just losers leading losers in the OS?? Allen is out of shape and has been since last season ended. He thought this year… he’d let himself go, but want to play more by instinct.. and those two things are counterintuitive. We might just have a mental mini on our hands here, folks. He’s got $250m and he can’t get over his high school girlfriend (when we can assume he stepped out on her..). I think McDermott’s weird comments revolve around he’s ***** off season, professionally. They have nothing to do with his personal/non football life. And just maybe, McD has Pegula’s ear when he’s explaining how disappointing Allen’s off season was, and how much it’s directly hurting this team.. Imagine.. Terry, I had to play that defense and have that offense called against Denver because Josh is so unprepared and so turnover prone that it’s our only hope..! There’s a complete narrative for this team, people. We should be a goddam sticky for most believable, agreed upon theories. How do you have 1000+ post writing ***** like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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