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NEED HELP: Heckling on field and in the tunnel for the Jets game


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1 hour ago, K-9 said:

“Hey, Aaron. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that Shailene Woodley and Danica Patrick became lovers after being with you?”

 

55 minutes ago, LABILLBACKER said:

It's long but effective!

 

This is good! But just shorten it to:

 

"Shailene became a lesbian after dating you!".

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How about "Aaron if your conclusion was "sign for the Jets" you shoulda meditated harder" 

1 minute ago, chongli said:

 

 

This is good! But just shorten it to:

 

"Shailene became a lesbian after dating you!".

 

Guys who habitually date lesbians don't do it by accident. And I speak from experience.

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Tell Rodgers to take you to his leader. Claims he saw an UFO (doesn’t “a UFO” weirdly sound better?), so maybe it will get under his skin. 
 

Alternatively, FYI, his mother’s name is Darla Leigh, she used to be a dancer, and he has no contact with her. Do with that information what you will during the three seconds he is running by.

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“You, sir, are an idiot! Your father was an idiot! Your grandfather was an idiot! And while I’ve never met your great grandfather, I’m sure that he was an idiot too since idiocy like yours is so incredibly vast that it can’t possibly be due to just the environment. It would need a strong genetic determinant since no environment could ever produce an idiot as big as you!” 

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7 hours ago, GunnerBill said:

How about "Aaron if your conclusion was "sign for the Jets" you shoulda meditated harder" 

 

Guys who habitually date lesbians don't do it by accident. And I speak from experience.

Sounds to me like the terminology is off here. If a woman who likes women is dating a guy, she's bisexual. Lesbians, by definition, are not into men. Or am I missing something?

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7 hours ago, GunnerBill said:

How about "Aaron if your conclusion was "sign for the Jets" you shoulda meditated harder" 

 

Guys who habitually date lesbians don't do it by accident. And I speak from experience.

You like woman who munch carpets ? Lol

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8 minutes ago, Nephilim17 said:

You're being presumptuous  here that GB is a man. One of our most knowledgeable posters doesn't necessarily have to be male; "Billy" is apparently a common English name for females. Just saying'.

Well he/she did say speaking from experience lol

 

When talking about men that date lesbians...

 

 

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