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8 hours ago, Dan Darragh said:

Tua plays afraid

He remembers quite well the

Epenesa hit

 

Way to go, Dan D!

A poor AFL QB…

But a star poet!

 

1968

Was not a good year for you.

Just being honest.

 

But a new life now!

Redemption through poetry

On “Squish the Fish” week.

 

 

3 hours ago, Dan Darragh said:

I think this has been said before

 

Duly noted, Dan.

But where’s your own haiku form?

Above the law now??

 

Respect poetry.

Syllable integrity.

Exactly three lines.

 

Step up your game, please.

Less downloading porn at work.

More online haikus.

 

 

3 hours ago, Dan Darragh said:

Haiku has its rules

5-7-5 is the way

Report this poster!

 

Filing a report…

No creativity there.

What the f*ck was that?!

 

He made some good points.

Though a bit too long-winded.

Plus, his grammar sucks.

 

Poetry and laws.

Hand in hand the two must go.

SUSPEND HIS ACCOUNT.

 

 

31 minutes ago, Dan Darragh said:

Tagovailoa

I don't see any N, but

lots of syllables

 

I hate Tua T!

Not just because of his team.

It is his surname.

 

Too many letters.

Ugh. The pronunciation…

Also the spelling…

 

And throws worse than me!

And not as cute as our Josh!

Crappy and ugly…

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7 hours ago, SoMAn said:

I remember something about Haiku's in middle school English class.

 

I didn't understand why we were wasting our time with something so uninteresting.  I still can't figure out what makes a Haiku appealing to anyone or in any way worthwhile.  They seem REALLY stupid. 

 

Change my mind.

Yeah, I was bored out of my mind in English class. Reading and writing did not interest me one bit. I do love me some humor though. Some of these are quite hilarious. lol

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7 hours ago, SoMAn said:

This is so betarded

Stick to Sumo Wrestling Japan

This is for football

 

I concede I'm probably not intellectual enough to understand Haiku's or Yoko Ono. 

 

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Drink Some Saki Shots

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, T master said:

Miami is played good up to this point but i'm not real sure how good the defenses have been that he has went up against & all though they should be confident i think some could be a false sense of confidence .

 

We all know how good Hill is & the Bills will need to have a really good plan for him they need not let him run free & Jam him every chance they get because if they don't he could hurt us as he did in KC but i hope with the new talent & Frazier's years of experience & recent burns that are still healing because of their guy he will come up with a really good plan to neutralize him !! 

 

SQUISH THE FISH THE EAST IS THE BILLS DOMAIN TO RULE  !! 

I’m not sure, but I think this is too many syllables for a haiku. 

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Acrostic style...yeah, I went rogue.  That's how we roll at TSW, Jelly!!

 

 

Before you even think about

Ending Sunday in sadness 

Ask yourself not to pout

Telling yourself "it's madness"

 

My oh my how the lowly have risen

In thinking this is their year

And seeing their world through a delusional prism

Maybe hoisting a trophy in cheer?

It will end badly for them, I assure year, please have no fear

 

 

Go Bills!

 

 

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47 minutes ago, Irv said:

 

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Drink Some Saki Shots

 

 

 

No! I don’t hate the posts at all.
I just don’t get it. Whatever it is that has made Haiku’s something that we’re taught in school- the importance of it goes right over my head. 
Maybe it’s like that stupid Canterbury Tales where we’re supposed to pretend that we’re smart enough to figure out what the hell Chaucer was saying in that Olde English gobbledygook. 
 

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There once was a QB from Huh-why-ee

Whose wobbly duck went a flutterin' by me

In Q4 we decided not to cover

But then soon we discovered

If you leave Hill and Waddle college open they'll have time to slow down and wait on those sorry ass underthrown balls and then no matter how weak of an arm Tua might have

We were on to lamenting "Oh why me"

 

I call this one "Ode to Ravens' busted ass CBs' perspective"

 

 

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Stads said:

5-7-5 checks out

Huh? I sarcastically responded to a post written in paragraph form that was as far away from 5-7-5 as can be, so I’m not sure what you’re referring to. 

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12 minutes ago, K-9 said:

Huh? I sarcastically responded to a post written in paragraph form that was as far away from 5-7-5 as can be, so I’m not sure what you’re referring to. 

And I responded sarcastically to your sarcasm

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Tua’s maneur 

When you compare him to Josh

Bills win Super Bowl 

 

3 hours ago, GoBills808 said:

He's a nice guy that

Tua tagovailoa

But Tyreek beats kids

Tua should stop him

If he tries that sh*t again

Never beat your kids

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