Draconator Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 I was selected to compete in the Atomic Hot Wing Eating Championship at Wingfest this year. Contest is Sunday, Sept 4th. My band will be playing on Saturday, Sept 3rd at Wingfest. I be going to Duffs for their suicide wings, because we're talking about practice. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 From the title, i thought you were going to have a colonoscopy. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 You are finna be ******** fire for a week bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Wacka said: From the title, i thought you were going to have a colonoscopy. Does Duff's do those? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 8 hours ago, Wacka said: From the title, i thought you were going to have a colonoscopy. That's the week afterwards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 9 hours ago, Draconator said: I was selected to compete in the Atomic Hot Wing Eating Championship at Wingfest this year. Contest is Sunday, Sept 4th. My band will be playing on Saturday, Sept 3rd at Wingfest. I be going to Duffs for their suicide wings, because we're talking about practice. ummm, congrats on the gig, condolences on the atomic wings Reach out to @Gugny he can give you advice on making the suicide wings disappear right @BringBackFergy ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 11 minutes ago, Beerball said: ummm, congrats on the gig, condolences on the atomic wings Reach out to @Gugny he can give you advice on making the suicide wings disappear right @BringBackFergy ? Yeah. Easiest way to consume suicide wings is to pawn them off on unsuspecting yutes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 9 hours ago, Wacka said: From the title, i thought you were going to have a colonoscopy. With those 🔥🍗, any polyps will be cauterized on the way through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted July 26, 2022 Author Share Posted July 26, 2022 Just now, UConn James said: With those 🔥🍗, any polyps will be cauterized on the way through. See? I'm smart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Draconator said: See? I'm smart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted July 26, 2022 Author Share Posted July 26, 2022 32 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Pretty litter only please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 3 hours ago, Draconator said: See? I'm smart I’ll give you credit for playing one day, then eating the wings the next day. The reverse order could be……… problematic, if you know what I mean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 I had the Atomic wings last time I was in Buffalo. They were terrific, though not as hot as I remember them from years ago. Still nice and spicy. My advice is to have a bit of ice cream or yogurt---something like that before you go to bed. Typically keeps the ring of fire at bay for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted July 27, 2022 Author Share Posted July 27, 2022 10 hours ago, Augie said: I’ll give you credit for playing one day, then eating the wings the next day. The reverse order could be……… problematic, if you know what I mean. If it was reversed, I would be wearing black pants and thankfully for the rest of the band, we're playing outdoors. But since it's band on Saturday and Hot wings on Sunday, I'll be wearing black pants, and thankfully for the rest of the band, we're playing outdoors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 8 minutes ago, Draconator said: If it was reversed, I would be wearing black pants and thankfully for the rest of the band, we're playing outdoors. But since it's band on Saturday and Hot wings on Sunday, I'll be wearing black pants, and thankfully for the rest of the band, we're playing outdoors. The Heavenly Chillbillies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted July 27, 2022 Author Share Posted July 27, 2022 1 minute ago, The Dean said: The Heavenly Chillbillies? Last years band. The Wingfest staff haven't updated the entertainment portion of the site for this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, Draconator said: Last years band. The Wingfest staff haven't updated the entertainment portion of the site for this year. Ah! Thanks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 9 hours ago, Draconator said: Last years band. The Wingfest staff haven't updated the entertainment portion of the site for this year. Give yourself some pub. WTF are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 On 7/25/2022 at 9:40 PM, Draconator said: I was selected to compete in the Atomic Hot Wing Eating Championship at Wingfest this year. Contest is Sunday, Sept 4th. My band will be playing on Saturday, Sept 3rd at Wingfest. I be going to Duffs for their suicide wings, because we're talking about practice. Enjoy your burn twice experience!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 I dont usually even read threads relating to poop lol but Im glad I opened this one. Playing gigs has to be a lot of fun so enjoy and buy some topical cream for your ahem pain hermano. I dont envy you the wings lol Not a Fan but to each his own 🙂 m 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 15 hours ago, Draconator said: Last years band. The Wingfest staff haven't updated the entertainment portion of the site for this year. 5 hours ago, Beerball said: Give yourself some pub. WTF are you? http://www.boomerangbuffalo.com/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 7, 2022 Author Share Posted September 7, 2022 So I was in the Atomic Hot Wing contest. There were 7 contestants, and we each had 25 of the hottest wings at Wingfest, from Wings Army. Whoever finished the 25 wings first was declared the winner. The winner finished his 25 wings in about 7 minutes. I had 14 wings in that time span, so my goal of 2 wings per minute was met. But the thing is? The wings to me, were not hot at all. Spicy, yes. Flavorful, absolutely, but scary hot? Not even close. AND, no fire butt afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, Draconator said: So I was in the Atomic Hot Wing contest. There were 7 contestants, and we each had 25 of the hottest wings at Wingfest, from Wings Army. Whoever finished the 25 wings first was declared the winner. The winner finished his 25 wings in about 7 minutes. I had 14 wings in that time span, so my goal of 2 wings per minute was met. But the thing is? The wings to me, were not hot at all. Spicy, yes. Flavorful, absolutely, but scary hot? Not even close. AND, no fire butt afterwards. Did the wings need to be picked clean, or just eat most of the meat and move on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 7, 2022 Author Share Posted September 7, 2022 Just now, Johnny Hammersticks said: Did the wings need to be picked clean, or just eat most of the meat and move on? 90% of the meat off the bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Just now, Draconator said: 90% of the meat off the bone. Were you allowed to throw up a couple minutes in and keep rolling or would that disqualify you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 7, 2022 Author Share Posted September 7, 2022 Just now, Simon said: Were you allowed to throw up a couple minutes in and keep rolling or would that disqualify you? I felt totally fine. I walked out with the winner and nobody has any stomach issues. What really amazed me, is the national wing eating championship, the winner Miki Sudo ate 233 wings in 12 minutes. Joey Chestnut came in second with 224 wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Just now, Draconator said: I felt totally fine. I walked out with the winner and nobody has any stomach issues. What really amazed me, is the national wing eating championship, the winner Miki Sudo ate 233 wings in 12 minutes. Joey Chestnut came in second with 224 wings. If I was allowed to throw up halfway home, I think I could knock out 5-10 a minute. But those lunatics eating 200+ are not even human beings. That's a wing every 3 seconds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 7, 2022 Author Share Posted September 7, 2022 Just now, Simon said: If I was allowed to throw up halfway home, I think I could knock out 5-10 a minute. But those lunatics eating 200+ are not even human beings. That's a wing every 3 seconds! I was happy with my 2 wings per minute. I'd have to watch a ton of YouTube videos on how to swallow whole to compete for a title. No commentary @Gugny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 43 minutes ago, Simon said: If I was allowed to throw up halfway home, I think I could knock out 5-10 a minute. But those lunatics eating 200+ are not even human beings. That's a wing every 3 seconds! yes if you keep throwing up theoretically you could eat forever. What a strange question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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