Josh Allen pukes before every game.

[BADOLBILZ]

Josh Allen has never puked or cried in the course of his daily life.........he rarely sh*ts even.

 

He needs jejunal stimulation to do the former.    An occasional teaspoon of ranch cleans out the hidden valley.

 

 

 

[Mickey]

  On 5/27/2022 at 11:53 AM, todd said:

London Fletcher did the same thing.

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...as did Donovan Mcnabb

[WhoTom]

  On 5/27/2022 at 3:38 PM, BADOLBILZ said:

Josh Allen has never puked or cried in the course of his daily life.

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Josh Allen gets Chuck Norris to puke for him.

 

 

[jimmy10]

  On 5/27/2022 at 3:58 PM, WhoTom said:

 

Josh Allen gets Chuck Norris to puke for him.

 

 

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Nausea develops a sudden case of Josh Allen. 

[transient]

EVERY game? I didn't know that.

 

~~Note to self. If Josh Allen ever invites you over for Cards Against Humanity, RSVP "no"~~

 

~~Note to self V2. On second thought, this is Josh Allen... either show up a little late, or man up and just bring a rain poncho and Febreze.~~

[Royale with Cheese]

  On 5/27/2022 at 1:36 PM, WhoTom said:

 

I added one important detail.

 

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Cajun BBQ is delicious.

[Apocalypse Nuts]

So did Jimbo.  So did/do a lot of the big-name players.  That's passion right there!

 

FWIW, I used to after some of the bigger games.  Albeit for different reasons I guess.  You know, as a solid Gen-X-er, I really hope our follow-on generations are a little smarter than we were.  But then again, having all that weed legal (medicinally or otherwise) was a real pipe-dream (pun totally intended) for us X-ers.  The stuff dreams were made out of.  Very cloudy dreams.  We also paid $50 for some of the crappiest bags of stems and seeds that's like fertilizer today.  The kind of quality that gets you today is beyond any of my dreams of Yore. 

 

But I digress.....(as my high school memories of discovering Pink Floyd's "The Wall" dance in my cloudy head)

[ControllerOfPlanetX]

Is he gonna puke before golfing?

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

How do we know it was Josh? You can't really dust for vomit.

[gr8billsfan]

It’s all the beers he shotgunned on his way to the stadiums. 

[Fr. Jerk]

Someone call Vince McMahon, ya dig?

[Putin]

  On 5/27/2022 at 7:14 PM, ControllerOfPlanetX said:

Is he gonna puke before golfing?

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I hope it’s all over Brady 

[Juice_32]

I could probably puke before each game and I’m just a fan. I usually can’t eat until halftime or so on Sundays. I also readily admit that I am not 100% “ok” mentally, but still, this one I get.

[buffalostu2]

Sounds like acid reflux

[Walking Tall]

I crap about 15 to 20 minutes before every game. Don't want to have to miss anything.

 

 

[BillsPride12]

  On 5/28/2022 at 9:32 PM, Beast said:

I crap about 15 to 20 minutes before every game. Don't want to have to miss anything.

 

 

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Now that's dedicated fandom to have your crapping schedule down to a specified gameday routine 

[The Wiz]

  On 5/28/2022 at 9:39 PM, BillsPride12 said:

Now that's dedicated fandom to have your crapping schedule down to a specified gameday routine 

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When you get older, sometimes all it takes is a good sneeze or cough to ***** yourself. 

[Bubba Gump]

I get the runs after every garbage plate

[Richard Noggin]

  On 5/29/2022 at 10:21 PM, Bubba Gump said:

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I get the runs after every garbage plate

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Fixed it for you, in case Nick Tahou is a board member. Very litigious. 

[Bubba Gump]

  On 5/30/2022 at 4:30 AM, Richard Noggin said:

 

Fixed it for you, in case Nick Tahou is a board member. Very litigious. 

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Thank you sir.