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Who looks the sexiest (on the football field) Allen or Mahomes?


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Who looks the sexiest (on the football field) Allen or Mahomes?  

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  1. 1. Who's the more sexy of the two new faces of the NFL?



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5 minutes ago, Blokestradamus said:

I understand something like 'He's not really my type' but to 'Ewwww Gross' Jimmy G?

Unacceptable.

 

I calls it like I sees it.  I'd rather have Mongo (Jon Feliciano). 

 

He is, after all, a "Classy Bougie Ratchet".  We have D-Dawk's word on that.

 

26 minutes ago, Figster said:

Allen looks like a stud muffin behind center...

 

Stallion.  He looks like a stallion.

Or maybe it's actually a Grizzly Bear.

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2 hours ago, Giuseppe Tognarelli said:

From the female perspective, what is it about Jimmy G that makes him the sexiest?

He's an incredibly good looking man.  Love his smile.  He's like George Clooney good looking.  (Although I think Clooney is more good looking.)

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So, I'll vote Josh b/c, reasons (cough, homerism).

 

Re @jkeeriecomments: The sexiest in the league is Jimmy G, hands down.  As a heterosexual male, I gotta admit that he's a handsome m-fer, damn him.

 

Lastly, I'm going off the board Alex, w an unpopular take:

 

On the "in shorts" issue, I'd have to take Baker (who I don't like) over Joshua P. I mean, that dude's legs are massive. His vastus medialis looks like a body-builder's, male or female.

 

JA is gonna have to step up his squat game.

 

Truth to power.

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I have concerns here.

 

lol

44 minutes ago, njbuff said:

No, this thread isn't creepy.

maybe a tinch

2 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

LOL

 

Seems to me I've seen some pretty good acting jobs from Mahomes

Part of the job training.
The refs can be your friends.
 

if you are either Josh or Patrick kinda hot :)

 

oh goodness

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Allen needs to get rid of the scruffy neard but my god is that big tall oak just so smooth and sexy out there.... Mahomes walks like he’s just been “rear ended” in some sort of weird locker room hazing incident or has a gate that’s similar to a “Karen” asking “to see the manager”. 
 

This is Allen in a landslide. 

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38 minutes ago, Stank_Nasty said:

Allen needs to get rid of the scruffy neard but my god is that big tall oak just so smooth and sexy out there.... Mahomes walks like he’s just been “rear ended” in some sort of weird locker room hazing incident or has a gate that’s similar to a “Karen” asking “to see the manager”. 
 

This is Allen in a landslide. 

Exactly!  I always thought Mahomes walks like he's clenching a dime in his butt.

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Mahomes has a Chia pet on his head and Allen looks like he could take on The Undertaker in a match.

2 hours ago, The Wiz said:

This is nothing compared to watching the BuffaloPlus live stream on YouTube. The amount of comment made at Jenna Cottrell are skin crawling creepy. 


She’s hot and I’ll just leave it at that. 😁

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13 hours ago, bills6969 said:

Josh Allen has overtaken Kyle Williams as the sexiest man to ever dawn a Bills uniform.  That is a fact.

 

Kyle would definitely pull digits at the same-sex bars.  Got that loveable bear vibe about him.

 

Side note, this thread is surely going to get shown on the forums of every team we play for the next couple years.  Hey guys, your QB is ugly!  Put that on your bulletin board!

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