PromoTheRobot 9,552 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Our defensive middle is a swinging door right now. We need a clogger. Is Dareus still a free agent? 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big Gun 1,263 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Really! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GunnerBill 17,569 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 You know if I thought he was healthy, in shape and wanted to play football I would, for sure on a cheap 1 year deal. Just not sure how many of those descriptions actually fit Marcel at this stage. 18 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beast 5,465 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 (edited) Sure, bring him in if they plan on determining game outcomes with pie eating contests. Otherwise, no. An unmotivated lazy football player is not the answer. Edited September 28, 2020 by Beast 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SDS 3,148 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Why do you do this? 1 22 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Buffalo03 824 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Why do people ask such questions? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ScottLaw 4,129 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Snacks Harrison would be a good pick up assuming he wants to play. 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Best Player Available 1,054 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Didn't the Mongolian barbecue go out og business? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blokestradamus 1,779 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Only if I can use him in his captain's hat as the featured image on every blog post from now until the end of time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whatdrought 13,798 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I can’t imagine anyone in the world who is likely having more fun with unemployment, quarantine, and door dash.... my guess is he’s a solid 450 right now In a bathtub full of cannabis. 4 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hemma 949 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I wonder how he'd perform with a surprise, wake-you-up-on-the-couch-Monday-morning drug test. Keep a chemist busy for a week. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whatdrought 13,798 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, hemma said: I wonder how he'd perform with a surprise, wake-you-up-on-the-couch-Monday-morning drug test. Keep a chemist busy for a week. Chemist to Boss: “Hey Boss, I cant be sure, but does this look like the chemical makeup of kitty litter?... how does someone even get that in their blood stream?” 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Purplebulldog 62 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 (edited) I live in Bham, saw him over summer , ah no Edited September 28, 2020 by Purplebulldog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gobilz 83 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Please stop 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ridgewaycynic2013 7,090 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 So that's why my Xanax seemed to deplete so quickly...🤔 18 minutes ago, Big Gun said: Really! That might work even better with '?!' after 'Really'. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
machine gun kelly 2,648 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I hear Ted Washington is available. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
teef 7,309 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 i'm just going to assume marcel hasn't gotten off the couch in months. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whatdrought 13,798 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Purplebulldog said: I live in Bham, saw him over summer , ah no I live in Kentucky and I saw him over the summer... he was in Bham. Edited September 28, 2020 by whatdrought 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ridgewaycynic2013 7,090 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 George Foreman still strikes me as a tough mofo. Give him a call? He could at least hit the opponents with a George Foreman Grill. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tenhigh 558 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I get it, Marcel is fat and lazy and not a real option,, but we need to fix what's wrong with the defense, and quick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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