Irv Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 1. If you see the toilet paper or paper towel roll getting dangerously low, do you use less just so you don't need to swap out a new roll? 2. Toilet paper/paper towel - pull from over the top or under the bottom...or doesn't matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 I’ll swap out the roll if there’s one nearby. My wife puts it under the bottom, but then I switch it to over the top. That way it’s easier to find the start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 If you have small kids, you already know that not squishing the roll tube first into anything other than a smooth circular sphere, will result in many yards of wasted TP, regardless of whether it's placed to roll out from the top or from the bottom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 1. I trudge down the basement for two rolls from the paper towel stash. I then replace the almost used up roll, and place that almost used up roll with a little left on it plus the second big roll into the laundry room. I figure I save one trip downstairs that way. I'd store the big packs of paper towels in the laundry room if I had the space, but alas, I do not. 2. Under Note: I'd fall over dead if Hubby replaced paper towels or toilet paper. I've seen him use napkins when there were no paper towels handy. Thankfully, he will get out a fresh toilet paper roll instead of using Kleenex, but he will leave it on the sink counter top instead of attaching it to the roll-holder. I have no idea why attaching a toilet paper roll to the holder or why grabbing a roll of paper towels when he is down the basement is so difficult for him. ?♂️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: 1. I trudge down the basement for two rolls from the paper towel stash. I then replace the almost used up roll, and place that almost used up roll with a little left on it plus the second big roll into the laundry room. I figure I save one trip downstairs that way. I'd store the big packs of paper towels in the laundry room if I had the space, but alas, I do not. 2. Under Note: I'd fall over dead if Hubby replaced paper towels or toilet paper. I've seen him use napkins when there were no paper towels handy. Thankfully, he will get out a fresh toilet paper roll instead of using Kleenex, but he will leave it on the sink counter top instead of attaching it to the roll-holder. I have no idea why attaching a toilet paper roll to the holder or why grabbing a roll of paper towels when he is down the basement is so difficult for him. ?♂️ I think the problem here may be that you are enabling this behavior? Take away the napkins next time and see what happens? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 22 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: I think the problem here may be that you are enabling this behavior? Take away the napkins next time and see what happens? I shudder to think what he would use on a spill or dog puke if paper towels and napkins were unavailable. The rags are allllllllllllllll the way over there (like a whopping 20 feet away in the laundry room). 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Toilet paper: Over, always over. I'm not an animal, after all. ? Speaking of which, I know people with cats who have said that if they have it under, the cat sees it as fair game for play time. Thankfully, we have a dog. Paper towels: Standing up, on a stand. We don't have an overhead mount. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marv's Neighbor Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 2 hours ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: I think the problem here may be that you are enabling this behavior? Take away the napkins next time and see what happens? Hide everything except the DUCT TAPE! He'll figure it out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziltoid Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 I thought this was a new run on toilet paper thread. I am relieved. I do restock if looking low. Try to check before setting up shop, but sometimes forget. Paper towels? Not as important, unless wings are for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said: 1. I trudge down the basement for two rolls from the paper towel stash. I then replace the almost used up roll, and place that almost used up roll with a little left on it plus the second big roll into the laundry room. I figure I save one trip downstairs that way. I'd store the big packs of paper towels in the laundry room if I had the space, but alas, I do not. 2. Under Note: I'd fall over dead if Hubby replaced paper towels or toilet paper. I've seen him use napkins when there were no paper towels handy. Thankfully, he will get out a fresh toilet paper roll instead of using Kleenex, but he will leave it on the sink counter top instead of attaching it to the roll-holder. I have no idea why attaching a toilet paper roll to the holder or why grabbing a roll of paper towels when he is down the basement is so difficult for him. ?♂️ I keep my PT/TP above the washer and dryer, which are adjacent to the kitchen. I will also take a nearly empty roll and swap it out for a full one, saving the nearly empty one. My paper towel holder is vertical. I position the roll to pull from the right. TP has to go over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Toliet paper Replace and put the almost finished roll on the back of the toilet for cleanup duty (and sometime to clean up doody). In my current bathroom (and most bathrooms) over. In some bathrooms under works better though, in my experience. Paper towels Use them to the last towel. But get new roll ready nearby. Change them as soon as they are done. I use a vertical dispenser, so no over/under issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFlutie Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said: 1. I trudge down the basement for two rolls from the paper towel stash. I then replace the almost used up roll, and place that almost used up roll with a little left on it plus the second big roll into the laundry room. I figure I save one trip downstairs that way. I'd store the big packs of paper towels in the laundry room if I had the space, but alas, I do not. 2. Under Note: I'd fall over dead if Hubby replaced paper towels or toilet paper. I've seen him use napkins when there were no paper towels handy. Thankfully, he will get out a fresh toilet paper roll instead of using Kleenex, but he will leave it on the sink counter top instead of attaching it to the roll-holder. I have no idea why attaching a toilet paper roll to the holder or why grabbing a roll of paper towels when he is down the basement is so difficult for him. ?♂️ I have no idea why. When I use up the toilet paper, I get another roll, and set it on its side, ontop of the old roll. It's as if I shut my brain off before the last step. ...every time my girlfriend is over, I walk into the bathroom and find that the roll is on the holder, as it should be. This may be a strange guy/girl phenomenon. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 5 hours ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: I think the problem here may be that you are enabling this behavior? Take away the napkins next time and see what happens? You hate to lose a good shirt that way.......and there is NO WAY it will flush! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Augie said: You hate to lose a good shirt that way.......and there is NO WAY it will flush! This chart never gets old... This meme explains why I have decided to sit when I pee from now on, just in case...I don't want to commit anymore unsolved crimes 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 1. NO. 2. Over the top. Yes, it matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted August 14, 2020 Author Share Posted August 14, 2020 If you’re going number 2 right before you shower? Wipe or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 34 minutes ago, Irv said: If you’re going number 2 right before you shower? Wipe or not? We still live in a civilized society, no? I'm a bit of a brute, but it never once occurred to me never to wipe after a deuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Irv said: If you’re going number 2 right before you shower? Wipe or not? Of course. But I don't typically use a wet wipe to finish if I'm going right into the shower. BTW, seriously looking at getting a bidet. Edited August 14, 2020 by The Dean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 On 8/12/2020 at 9:45 AM, Irv said: 1. If you see the toilet paper or paper towel roll getting dangerously low, do you use less just so you don't need to swap out a new roll? 2. Toilet paper/paper towel - pull from over the top or under the bottom...or doesn't matter? Neither. I take off the dangerously low roll off toilet paper then put a new one on. It's over. Then finish the dangerously low one. The paper towel one is horizontal. I take off the dangerously low one and replace with a new. Then finish that one. It too is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg S Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1. No 2. Over the top. Here is some fine TP to wipe with BTW. For me there isn't a better logo to wipe **** on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 (edited) TP is stored in bathroom closet so there’s always a fresh supply close by. But will replace roll and leave almost empty one on top of new roll or next to toilet. Use the same amount. Over the top is the correct and only way to do it. Edited August 14, 2020 by Not at the table Karlos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 On 8/12/2020 at 10:45 AM, Irv said: 1. If you see the toilet paper or paper towel roll getting dangerously low, do you use less just so you don't need to swap out a new roll? 2. Toilet paper/paper towel - pull from over the top or under the bottom...or doesn't matter? 1. My usage does not change. I swap out the roll. I do this if it’s even close to running out as I do not want to be inconvenienced later (paper towels) and because I assume my teenagers would rather have crap on their asses rather than take 30 seconds to put on a new roll. 2. Over. I’m not a monster. That’s for TP, obviously. For paper towels I have a stand holder that’s awesome. I think it was recommended by America’s Test Kitchen. Makes one handed tear offs easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 On 8/13/2020 at 12:13 AM, Sherlock Holmes said: This chart never gets old... This meme explains why I have decided to sit when I pee from now on, just in case...I don't want to commit anymore unsolved crimes Just make sure you don’t sit on your balls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 I never skimp on TP use, I always check the roll before I drop trow. ? It’s like wings and blue cheese, Over the top, it’s what civilized people do ?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 15 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Just make sure you don’t sit on your balls. No worries, I've already been neutered by my wife!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Worst TP I ever encountered was in a hotel in Berlin. It was like the core roll but just thinner. Approximately 120 grit. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Dean Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 On 8/15/2020 at 6:09 PM, Nanker said: Worst TP I ever encountered was in a hotel in Berlin. It was like the core roll but just thinner. Approximately 120 grit. ? At SUNY Albany, in the mid 70s, the toilet paper was so bad, I swear it read Carborundum Coarse on the back. On a related note, one summer during college I worked in a paper factory in Niagara Falls (Nitec, back then). I was lucky to work on the TP/Tissue paper machines. My buddy had a much tougher job working on the coated paper machines. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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