GETTOTHE50 Posted September 13, 2019 Posted September 13, 2019 On 9/13/2019 at 3:53 PM, Gugny said: I find this to be a little weird. I was able to dismiss the long kiss with his son; but this is ***** weird. Expand hes always been a *****in weirdo.
PlayoffsPlease Posted September 13, 2019 Posted September 13, 2019 On 9/13/2019 at 1:56 PM, billsfan1959 said: Summary of the article: Tommy is grossed out by putting his hands under the center's sweaty a$$, so, he makes his center put a towel down his pants. Then Tommy takes the towel home and puts it with the rest of his a$$ sweat towel collection in his secret room in the basement... Edit: That last part might not have actually been in the article. Expand takes a pretty twisted mind to think that up. just saying.
RobbRiddick Posted September 13, 2019 Posted September 13, 2019 I thought this was going to be another thread about his son
Thunderstruck Posted September 13, 2019 Author Posted September 13, 2019 On 9/13/2019 at 5:32 PM, WhoTom said: Expand Noone can resist my Schweddy balls On 9/13/2019 at 3:49 PM, Hapless Bills Fan said: TL;DR Centers sweat Sweat gets ball wet Brady no likey wet balls He put up with it from his first center: "Woody knew his quarterback wasn’t overly enthusiastic about placing his hands into the catch basin where all the sweat dripping down his 330-pound body gathered. He just didn’t know what to do about it. A little talcum powder isn’t going to make a difference when things get moving during a game. So, since nothing was said, he let nature run its course and laughed in later years when he saw a towel hanging out of the back of his successors’ pants. “What can you do? I mean, you’re playing in Miami when it’s 90 degrees and the humidity is 100 percent,” Woody said. “As a center, I’m like, hell, my job is hard enough. I got to snap the ball. I’ve got a 300-plus-pound man on top of me. You’re just going to have to deal with the swamp ass.” But no longer: "Brady called (his center) over one day, thrust a towel down the back of his pants and never stopped. The solution isn’t perfect. Sometimes, during hot days, the towel needs to be rotated a few times, but, for the most part, it has solved Brady’s issues. “There was a ritual where he would put the towel in. It’s up to him,” Koppen said. “So, he put the towel in the centers before the game and made sure (it was in place). You know, I mean, I’m sure putting your hands back there, I don’t think you want to go into a sweaty vat.” Every center who has come through here after Koppen has worn a towel in the back of his pants." Expand Thanks for digging up all the--- "Juicy" details, Hap. Still trying to figure out why it is now a ritual that Brady shoves it in there himself. There must be some logical explanation here...
iinii Posted September 13, 2019 Posted September 13, 2019 On 9/13/2019 at 1:34 PM, Thunderstruck said: https://theathletic.com/1205494/2019/09/12/how-do-you-avoid-the-swamp-ass-tom-brady-does-it-by-sticking-a-towel-down-his-centers-pants/ Sorry- I do not have a paid subscription, so the article is cut off. Expand Does this mean you are in a different camp?
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted September 13, 2019 Posted September 13, 2019 On 9/13/2019 at 2:15 PM, Royale with Cheese said: That's why he doesn't like women. Expand ...Giselle does NOT approve of this message........
Bray Wyatt Posted September 13, 2019 Posted September 13, 2019 Why does Tom have to put the towel in, couldnt the center do that himself??
Sherlock Holmes Posted September 13, 2019 Posted September 13, 2019 (edited) On 9/13/2019 at 3:49 PM, Hapless Bills Fan said: TL;DR Centers sweat Sweat gets ball wet Brady no likey wet balls He put up with it from his first center: "Woody knew his quarterback wasn’t overly enthusiastic about placing his hands into the catch basin where all the sweat dripping down his 330-pound body gathered. He just didn’t know what to do about it. A little talcum powder isn’t going to make a difference when things get moving during a game. So, since nothing was said, he let nature run its course and laughed in later years when he saw a towel hanging out of the back of his successors’ pants. “What can you do? I mean, you’re playing in Miami when it’s 90 degrees and the humidity is 100 percent,” Woody said. “As a center, I’m like, hell, my job is hard enough. I got to snap the ball. I’ve got a 300-plus-pound man on top of me. You’re just going to have to deal with the swamp ass.” But no longer: "Brady called (his center) over one day, thrust a towel down the back of his pants and never stopped. The solution isn’t perfect. Sometimes, during hot days, the towel needs to be rotated a few times, but, for the most part, it has solved Brady’s issues. “There was a ritual where he would put the towel in. It’s up to him,” Koppen said. “So, he put the towel in the centers before the game and made sure (it was in place). You know, I mean, I’m sure putting your hands back there, I don’t think you want to go into a sweaty vat.” Every center who has come through here after Koppen has worn a towel in the back of his pants." Expand First of all, this is sexual abuse in the workplace at it's finest.... no wonder he doesn't mind AB sleeping on his couch. Secondly, Brady is gay as !@#!$..... He was definitely warming up so he could have an excuse to go down the front of teammates pants... Third of all, this is Brady just trying to find another way to cheat, he should now have to forfeit all Rings/Records/Victories since he first stuffed his hand down his center's pants. On 9/13/2019 at 7:33 PM, Bray Wyatt said: Why does Tom have to put the towel in, couldnt the center do that himself?? Expand See my post... Also is this a serious question? We all know damn well why? On 9/13/2019 at 6:09 PM, Thunderstruck said: Noone can resist my Schweddy balls Thanks for digging up all the--- "Juicy" details, Hap. Still trying to figure out why it is now a ritual that Brady shoves it in there himself. There must be some logical explanation here... Expand Oh, there is... Brady loves stuffing his hands down mens pants and now he's fully exposed! Edited September 13, 2019 by Sherlock Holmes
dgrochester55 Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) Maybe this has something to do with why Bodine was cut so quickly. Edited September 14, 2019 by dgrochester55
JinxedBill Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 This is actually smart in theory because it keeps the ball dryer. Still sounds silly tho
JaCrispy Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) On 9/13/2019 at 2:03 PM, DaBillsFanSince1973 said: Expand I’ve been saying it for years, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Brady pulled a “Caitlyn Jenner” after he retires...imo the writings’ on the wall with this cat...? Edited September 14, 2019 by JaCrispy 1
eball Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 On 9/13/2019 at 2:03 PM, DaBillsFanSince1973 said: Expand As an admitted sitter (at home) I have a question to ask of you men who believe this is a "sissy" practice -- do you enjoy peeing all over your bathroom in your house? If you say you "don't miss" or there's never anything to clean up you're lying. 1
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) On 9/14/2019 at 1:36 PM, eball said: As an admitted sitter (at home) I have a question to ask of you men who believe this is a "sissy" practice -- do you enjoy peeing all over your bathroom in your house? If you say you "don't miss" or there's never anything to clean up you're lying. Expand nothing wrong with a miss now and then, that's what cleaning products are for. with that said, if you're a man and you're sitting to piss. well, you're a sissy according to this. The pros and cons of a man sitting down to pee unless you're ill of course. I understand some with prostate or other heath issues have no choice. I have yet to get to that point, hope I really never do but none the less that very well could be an exception. Edited September 14, 2019 by DaBillsFanSince1973
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 LOL. First time I heard the term "swamp ass" was from my coworker complaining about the smelly passengers on the flight from Kwajelein to Honolulu.
Call_Of_Ktulu Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 At least now I know without a doubt that Brady uses a dental dam when he goes down there with Jizzel.
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