Royale with Cheese Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 I always have my ottoman too far away from my feet so I never use it. It’s a nice and expensive one too. $400...and I never use it. Now I can’t find the fork I was flipping my bacon with. Now I’m missing a fork and have to dirty another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I also just poured unsweetened tea in my wonton soup. I was going for the cup and missed by 10 inches. I don’t know what I’m doing tonight. Well, 10 inches is impressive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) & Edited August 1, 2019 by Royale with Cheese No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: & Funniest moments was a cool idea. Play by play is a step above! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 Just now, Augie said: Funniest moments was a cool idea. Play by play is a step above! ? I found the damn fork. It was in the bowl where I had wonton soup that I accidentally poured unsweetened tea in. Why was I trying to use a fork to eat wonton soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Just now, Royale with Cheese said: I found the damn fork. It was in the bowl where I had wonton soup that I accidentally poured unsweetened tea in. Why was I trying to use a fork to eat wonton soup? Are you dieting? Do you remember if you are dieting...I should have asked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 Just now, Augie said: Are you dieting? I have two bacon forks, that means no dieting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I have two bacon forks, that means no dieting. Is that a fork made of bacon, or a fork to eat/cook bacon? Either way, a fork to eat soup sounds like a bad plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I had a friend named Brian Temple who got stoned and thought he could jump in the swimming pool from the 3rd story. He only missed by inches but that was enough. Be careful dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 A bit off topic, but..... OK, I might have been having a drink at home one night, but this is not MY experience. I’m sitting there watching TV late one night and I hear a big boom/crunch out front. It’s like a 15 mph zone, with an island in the middle of a curvy short stretch. I race out to see what has happened. There is a car on the far side of the road....upside down, on top of the mailbox. The babysitter across the road comes rushing out, house phone in hand. She’s calling the parents who have an upside down car in their front yard. The driver climbs out of the upturned car, rips the phone away from the babysitter , makes a call and I hear him say ”Mom, I did it again.” I couldn’t make that up. As tow trucks and police start arriving, I look in front of my house. It was a cold night, and I thought it was interesting that the passenger window was down. It made sense when I found Budweiser bottles tossed in my front yard. He tossed the bottles, went too fast, went up a burm, hit the palm tree.....and ended up upside down on the neighbors mailbox. I never said anything to the cops, picked up the beer bottles in the morning, and now hope I didn’t do him a disservice by making him face the music at the time. I’ll never know what was best for him or right. Life’s decisions.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Sophomore year in college me and two friends decided to splurge and go in together on a bag of Northern Lights. We had the brilliant idea, after smoking half the bag... and eating half of an industrial sized container of Sysco peanut butter with our fingers, to head off to the closest dining hall in the middle of the dinner rush. On the way we run into two freshmen guys from our dorm who join us and quickly realize we're baked off of our asses. A few minutes later we run into a bunch of girls from two of the neighboring dorms who also decide to join us but don't seem to realize we're a bit of a mess. As we sit down one of my friends just keeps yammering on an on about some inane thing and won't STFU while the other has a plate of food stacked up to his chin that he's devouring like he was just rescued from a deserted island. From what I can tell our cadre is staring at them partially in knowing amusement, partially in confusion. Me? I'm convinced I can hear every single conversation in the place so I'm sitting quietly and focusing on them... until the girl sitting next to me literally shakes me to ask me if I'm alright. Apparently the one conversation I couldn't hear was the one she had been trying to initiate for the last few minutes with me. My stereotypical "Hey, what's up maaaan?" reaction to her as though she had just sat down definitively clued the rest of the group in. I remember explaining to her that I could hear everything... and I remember her begging me, successfully... fortunately?... unfortunately?... not to go over to the table on the other side of the dining hall and recount whatever it was that I thought they were talking about to them in order to prove I had superhuman THC-augmented hearing... which to this day I'm not so sure wasn't a real thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, transient said: Sophomore year in college me and two friends decided to splurge and go in together on a bag of Northern Lights. We had the brilliant idea, after smoking half the bag... and eating half of an industrial sized container of Sysco peanut butter with our fingers, to head off to the closest dining hall in the middle of the dinner rush. On the way we run into two freshmen guys from our dorm who join us and quickly realize we're baked off of our asses. A few minutes later we run into a bunch of girls from two of the neighboring dorms who also decide to join us but don't seem to realize we're a bit of a mess. As we sit down one of my friends just keeps yammering on an on about some inane thing and won't STFU while the other has a plate of food stacked up to his chin that he's devouring like he was just rescued from a deserted island. From what I can tell our cadre is staring at them partially in knowing amusement, partially in confusion. Me? I'm convinced I can hear every single conversation in the place so I'm sitting quietly and focusing on them... until the girl sitting next to me literally shakes me to ask me if I'm alright. Apparently the one conversation I couldn't hear was the one she had been trying to initiate for the last few minutes with me. My stereotypical "Hey, what's up maaaan?" reaction to her as though she had just sat down definitively clued the rest of the group in. I remember explaining to her that I could hear everything... and I remember her begging me, successfully... fortunately?... unfortunately?... not to go over to the table on the other side of the dining hall and recount whatever it was that I thought they were talking about to them in order to prove I had superhuman THC-augmented hearing... which to this day I'm not so sure wasn't a real thing. Well that explains.......................nothing! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Augie said: Well that explains.......................nothing! ? Maybe so, but it's still more insightful than random ampersands and non sequiturs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I think this guy is a candidate https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-opens-fire-national-park-082115998.html A gun-wielding camper has opened fire in an American national park – because he says he saw Bigfoot. The man, who has not been named, offloaded several rounds at Mammoth Cave, in Kentucky, after telling other overnight visitors the half-man-half-ape had lunged at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2020 Author Share Posted May 16, 2020 Okay so I kept seeing a flickering light coming and going in my living room. I thought I could be potentially seeing some sort of ghost orb. It was bright and didn’t move. I was in total shock what I was seeing. After further review, it was the candle behind me. When my TV would go black, it would reflect the flickering light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Okay so I kept seeing a flickering light coming and going in my living room. I thought I could be potentially seeing some sort of ghost orb. It was bright and didn’t move. I was in total shock what I was seeing. After further review, it was the candle behind me. When my TV would go black, it would reflect the flickering light. Thank you for confirming that you're a moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2020 Author Share Posted May 16, 2020 Just now, Gugny said: Thank you for confirming that you're a moron. I ate a whole cookie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Just now, Royale with Cheese said: I ate a whole cookie. What was on the cookie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2020 Author Share Posted May 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Gugny said: What was on the cookie? Chocolate chip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Royale with Cheese said: Chocolate chip. Frosted? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2020 Author Share Posted May 16, 2020 Just now, Gugny said: Frosted? No. But the chocolate syrup he adds to it is also loaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 7 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: I ate a whole cookie. Gotta watch those edibles, yo. Overdoing it leads to crazy times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 4 hours ago, Seasons1992 said: Gotta watch those edibles, yo. Overdoing it leads to crazy times. Bunch of Sallys ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Bunch of Sallys ? I knew you'd be around at some point...............? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 There's a Doc out on Netflix right now called Have a Good Trip and is all about a bunch of random celebrities stories of tripping on Acid and Shrooms lol. It's a pretty good watch. Anthony Bourdain had the best story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 microdot and Moody Blues Those were the days my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 I have a friend at my house right now with a bag of magic mushrooms ... What am I about to get myself into 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 I took some acid one time on the way back from one of our high school hockey games. Slept over at a buddies house whose mom & sisters were out of town and dad would usually pass out from manhattans about 10 pm. As it was really kicking in, we made the bold decision to head to a nearby cemetery. Probably a good mile down the road along the lake on RT 5. At one point i ended up on my grandmothers grave which was obviously pretty unnerving. A little bit later we stared up into a tree for a while and I saw a giant blue whale. On the walk home, we kinda snapped out of what was happening and realized we were all on hands and knees in the middle of RT 5 tracing cracks in the road with our fingers. Then we got back and watched home movies of my buddies 8th grade class trip and drank orange juice till the sun was coming up. I only did acid one more time after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 28, 2020 Author Share Posted July 28, 2020 So Scientists say the Sun will eventually grow, swallow a few planets in the next million or so years. Do you guys think that in a million years, we would be so advanced that we would be able to move the Earth further back into our galaxy and position it perfectly to sustain life? Wouldn't that be awesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: So Scientists say the Sun will eventually grow, swallow a few planets in the next million or so years. Do you guys think that in a million years, we would be so advanced that we would be able to move the Earth further back into our galaxy and position it perfectly to sustain life? Wouldn't that be awesome? OK, now tell us what altered state you were in when you posted that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 28, 2020 Author Share Posted July 28, 2020 (edited) 42 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: OK, now tell us what altered state you were in when you posted that? Green and shots of tequila. I went camping and my friends were exhausted and went to be early...I stayed up. My phone overheated earlier in the day and wasn't working. So basically when they went to bed, I sat in the woods by a fire all by myself. I had time to think and boy I thought a lot. Edited July 28, 2020 by Royale with Cheese 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 49 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: So Scientists say the Sun will eventually grow, swallow a few planets in the next million or so years. Do you guys think that in a million years, we would be so advanced that we would be able to move the Earth further back into our galaxy and position it perfectly to sustain life? Wouldn't that be awesome? Billion, not million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 28, 2020 Author Share Posted July 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Billion, not million. In a billion years, I would think we probably would be able to create our own Sun. Maybe just move the planet and then build a Sun and now have life there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 My tolerance to THC is crazy-high, but I thought for sure that a 10-pack of indica gummies before a flight from Los Angeles to Atlanta would ignite all kinds of "altered state of mind thoughts." It never happened. I did; however, shell out $72 on snacks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Golden Goat said: I did; however, shell out $72 on snacks. On an airplane, that's like a bag of peanuts and a beer, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 I've had some inspired creative solutions come to me in altered states. A lot of nonsense too, but I do hit on a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Was at a conference in Keystone Colorado. It was the banquet night. We went to the resort bar afterwards and stayed until the shuttle busses stopped. Had the walk to get he condo my room was in. Keystone is at 9200 ft, so I was s-faced. On the way I was supposed to go I thought I saw a bear laying in the snow so I had to double my route to the condo. The next morning I take the shuttle bus back to the meeting site and what I thought was a bear was electrical transformer covered in snow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted November 30, 2020 Author Share Posted November 30, 2020 People who lived thousands of years ago and had bad vision....did they just go through life mot seeing well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greybeard Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 7/9/2019 at 12:39 PM, DC Tom said: Once, in a manic state, I liked penguins. Thank God for medication. They were nuns. That must be why you are thanking him right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 7/28/2020 at 11:26 AM, Golden Goat said: My tolerance to THC is crazy-high, but I thought for sure that a 10-pack of indica gummies before a flight from Los Angeles to Atlanta would ignite all kinds of "altered state of mind thoughts." It never happened. I did; however, shell out $72 on snacks. What they used to call me: dopius immunicus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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