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SinceThe70s Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 23 minutes ago, Augie said: She was one super hot leper! Had to be careful when she danced, however. I think @Royale with Cheese should step up and find a better part time gig than the The Leper Club. Did she drop a molar? 🤷♂️ . Leper joke, lol. That makes it twice in one week for me - just the other day I dusted off this one for my sons: Why couldn't the lepers finish their hockey game? There was a face off in the corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 True story... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwksilver Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Roy sits down at his local watering hole to watch a meaningless baseball game. After the 3rd inning Roy noticed a 5-gallon fish tank behind the bar that was ½ filled with 20-dollar bills. Roy inquires with the bartender, who says it’s this month’s contest and it costs $20 to enter. Roy: “What’s the contest?” Bartender: “You have to finish 3 tasks; #1) Drink 20 shots of tequila in 20 minutes #2) Our Rottweiler guard dog has an impacted tooth, you have to pull the tooth #3) Agnes our renter upstairs, she’s 80 with the big C, you need to give her one last ***** before her time expires.” Roy: “That’s ridiculous, I’ll pass” After 2 more beers and 4 boring innings of baseball, Roy slaps his $20 down on the bar. He states, “This will be fun”. The bartender pours the 20 shots. Roy proudly gets them down in 18 minutes. Roy stumbles out to the patio where the 110 lb Rottweiler is tied up. After 20 minutes of a continuous ruckus consisting of screaming, barking, howling, whining, and wailing and what not. Roy stumbles back into the bar, his clothes in tatters, bloody, missy his left pinky and asks: “Now, where is the old lady with the sore tooth?” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Avenger Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: Obvious plant is hysterical. I died looking at the fake pet labels he put up at the pet store - https://obviousplant.com/post/119948201102/i-added-some-new-pet-options-to-my-local-pet-store Edited June 9, 2021 by The Avenger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Augie Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 21 minutes ago, Warcodered said: Best picture yet of Sasquatch! I’d take a dip with her and hope he keeps going. That seems to be his M.O., but if he sees her he might be tempted. I bet I can still get away…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 With the soaring price of lumber, I think these could become a trend among gardeners: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 😉👍😇 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Sorry about that, Chief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gugny Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 On 6/14/2021 at 9:12 PM, Augie said: Best picture yet of Sasquatch! I’d take a dip with her and hope he keeps going. That seems to be his M.O., but if he sees her he might be tempted. I bet I can still get away…. I thought Sasquatch was hiding in her armpits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 13 minutes ago, Gugny said: I thought Sasquatch was hiding in her armpits. I prefer to tell myself that’s a shadow? Yeah, I’m sticking with that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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muppy Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 .......A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various women (some with clothes and some without). He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back." BOOM lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 It’s funnier when you say it. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhoTom Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 16 hours ago, Muppy said: He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back." About 20 minutes in: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 4 hours ago, WhoTom said: About 20 minutes in: lmao OUTSTANDING!! THE ORIGINAL BIT. Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 You know the drought is bad when.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 Sucks to be Mike! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted June 22, 2021 Share Posted June 22, 2021 c/o One Bills Drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 Smack dab in the middle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 Oh, Hell No! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 6 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: Oh, Hell No! I hear Lorena Bobbit has a nice house there.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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