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The Invisible man married an invisible woman. 

Ok wait for it.....

Their kids are nothing to look at...budda boom

 

It has been proven that cows give more milk when the farmer talks to them. A case of going in one ear and out the udder.

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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

 

"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

 

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

 

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

 

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?

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