Nextmanup Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 The Tampa Bay Lightning and Pittsburgh Penguins got SWEPT in the 1st round 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 On 4/15/2019 at 6:16 AM, Foxx said: I don’t care if it’s a repost in ‘Off the Wall’. There’s your ‘Post of the Week’. * Took me a good 30 seconds looking at it to see the temperature, and not the stick figure on the throne. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 39 minutes ago, Foxx said: Three degrees of torquing / tightness: 1.) Tight 2.) Tighter 3.) Heli-coil 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 23 hours ago, Foxx said: Now who do we know that lives in Asheville NC ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 How many men does it take to do the dishes? None, it's women's work How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, if your wife can't change it herself she can do the dishes in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 http://offmymeds.net/omm_book_9.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_FOS1GvZOY 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Senator Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 OK, so I’m out for a walk with my best pal on a hot summer day, and we stop in to this pub for some refreshments (Rufus loves Molson...jumps up, puts his paws on the bar and hollars, “Woof!”) There’s a big sign above the bar, “No Dogs Allowed” Bartender sez, “Buddy, can’t you read?” I plead, “This ain’t no ordinary dog - he’s a talking dog...” Beertender sez, “Come on, buddy...” I say, “I’ll prove it... Rufus, what’s that on top of our house?” He yells, “Wooof” “See? He just said ‘roof’!” ”Try again, pal...” ”OK, Rufus, when you put your paw on sandpaper, how does it feel?” ”Woof!” ”See? He just said ‘rough’!” ”Pal, you’re outa here...” ”No no, Rufus, who’s the greatest baseball player ever?” ”Wooof!!!” ”See? He just said ‘Ruth!” So, we’re walking home, after being tossed out, and Rufus looks at me and sez, ”Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?” 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, The Senator said: OK, so I’m out for a walk with my best pal on a hot summer day, and we stop in to this pub for some refreshments (Rufus loves Molson...jumps up, puts his paws on the bar and hollars, “Woof!”) There’s a big sign above the bar, “No Dogs Allowed” Bartender sez, “Buddy, can’t you read?” I plead, “This ain’t no ordinary dog - he’s a talking dog...” Beertender sez, “Come on, buddy...” I say, “I’ll prove it... Rufus, what’s that on top of our house?” He yells, “Wooof” “See? He just said ‘roof’!” ”Try again, pal...” ”OK, Rufus, when you put your paw on sandpaper, how does it feel?” ”Woof!” ”See? He just said ‘rough’!” ”Pal, you’re outa here...” ”No no, Rufus, who’s the greatest baseball player ever?” ”Wooof!!!” ”See? He just said ‘Ruth!” So, we’re walking home, after being tossed out, and Rufus looks at me and sez, ”Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?” Sounds like Vito's barbershop talk..I like it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bdutton Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 https://i.imgur.com/AotWzs1.mp4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 6 hours ago, bdutton said: https://i.imgur.com/AotWzs1.mp4 keep your head on a swivel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NoHuddleKelly12 Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) Don’t worry, you don’t need to speak German in order to appreciate this sketch—”Loriot” did a sketch show similar to SNL or MadTV. This one translates to, “The Picture is Hanging Crooked” Edited May 11, 2019 by NoHuddleKelly12 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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/dev/null Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, PastaJoe said: asshat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Augie Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 On 5/8/2019 at 12:52 PM, bdutton said: https://i.imgur.com/AotWzs1.mp4 That’s one slow learner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greybeard Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Mark80 said: Only the marines would set up to collect Toys for Tots next to such a dangerous curb. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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