RaoulDuke79 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Boyst62 said: I still use corn cobs Horizontally or vertically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, DC Tom said: Putting the corn back on the cob, are you? That's one way to do it Nsfw Just now, RaoulDuke79 said: Horizontally or vertically. Whichever way is with the grain... Or, well, kernal. If you rub to fast you get chocolate popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 8 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: I recently bought a bag and I swear the roll is more narrow than it used to be. This is similar to when ice cream suddenly didn’t come in half gallon containers. Has anyone else thought the same? Have you checked to to see if it isn’t simply because your ass is wider? Narrow sheets might just be an optical illusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 40 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Have you checked to to see if it isn’t simply because your ass is wider? Narrow sheets might just be an optical illusion. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greybeard Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 The timing of this post is pretty good as I have just seen a slick deals thread about TP. Some guy there is the guru of TP. Posted a large spreadsheet comparison. Here is the link. https://slickdeals.net/f/12167593-24-ct-charmin-mega-plus-toilet-paper-10-target-gift-card-30-more-free-store-pickup?src=SiteSearchV2Algo Always interesting in what others think is the best choice. Maybe this thread will take a turn in that direction. Somewhere in that thread, someone says Costco brand is wider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 13 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: I recently bought a bag and I swear the roll is more narrow than it used to be. This is similar to when ice cream suddenly didn’t come in half gallon containers. Has anyone else thought the same? You getting s h I t on your hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 13 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: I recently bought a bag and I swear the roll is more narrow than it used to be. This is similar to when ice cream suddenly didn’t come in half gallon containers. Has anyone else thought the same? I use the two interchangeably, and find if quite soothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 15 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: I recently bought a bag and I swear the roll is more narrow than it used to be. This is similar to when ice cream suddenly didn’t come in half gallon containers. Has anyone else thought the same? We had a story in Aus. rolls changed from something like 12cm lengths to 10cm lengths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Greybeard said: Somewhere in that thread, someone says Costco brand is wider. It is, 4" x 4.5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 (edited) You Guys are all a bunch of candy azzes. 1,000 sheets. Like Scott Brand is Your best bang for the buck. About $.60-$.70/roll I prefer "Macho Wipe, course" of course, 60 grit or less will do: On a historical note, if anybody is interested in the history of wiping: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/toilet-tissue-anthropologists-uncover-all-the-ways-weve-wiped/ http://encyclopedia.toiletpaperworld.com/about-2 Ain't The Internet gr8!!!! Edited November 3, 2018 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted November 3, 2018 Author Share Posted November 3, 2018 8 hours ago, Augie said: I use the two interchangeably, and find if quite soothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Based upon the dreck that passes for online 'journalism', I once noted a comment on an article stating that the next expected headline would be 'Five Reasons Why Millenials Don't Use Toilet Paper - And Why You Shouldn't Either'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 So that is why the toilet at work flushes throwing water on my ass when I sit down - it was designed for millennials who do not use toilet paper! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 As I get older two things have happened: my weight has gone up, and my lactose intolerance has gotten worse. For these reasons I often skip the ice cream if it’s offered. When you ask has toilet paper gone the way of ice cream, I immediately thought that you were wondering if I should skip the toilet paper if it’s offered. I ain’t no stinking millennial. I intend to continue using it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Limeaid said: So that is why the toilet at work flushes throwing water on my ass when I sit down - it was designed for millennials who do not use toilet paper! TP for their bungholes cost $$$$. Why kick into the TP lobby! #SoCrooked© Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tierlifer Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Sugar is only 4lbs now. I had no idea until recently. Haagen Daz is only 14oz not 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 14 hours ago, mead107 said: You getting s h I t on your hand? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ How to wipe your azzzz with only one sheet of TP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boater Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 9 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: 1,000 sheets. Like Scott Brand is Your best bang for the buck. Scott brand.. haha It's like wiping your butt with an emory board, you're sanding your butt clean with 500 grit. Conversely, there's Charmin--it's like wiping yourself with an inside out sweatshirt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Never wiped myself with ice cream but now I'm curious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 11/2/2018 at 10:06 AM, Cripple Creek said: That’s way off the topic. as a reminder...have toilet paper rolls gotten more narrow? so does online allow you to say it's 24 rolls when it's really 12 "but they are really the equivalent of 24" does any other product get away with this garbage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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