DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 banjo/guitar duel before heading down the Cahulawassee River to fetch my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 If there is a zombie apocalypse, will the zombies eat Keith Richards...or just assume he is a fellow zombie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 In the town where i was born, lived a man who sailed the seas And he told us of his life, in the land of submarines So we sailed up to the sun till we found a sea of green And we lived beneath the waves in our yellow submarine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 I am the man from Nantucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Snow in the forecast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Anyone know how to properly smoke fresh tripe? Just curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 When is the fishing trip??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simool Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Unfortunately I think I'm seeing a few gray hairs. So much for good clean living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 30 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Unfortunately I think I'm seeing a few gray hairs. So much for good clean living. Beats fewer hairs. No Sahlen's and cabbage tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Bald is beautiful someone said beauty is in the eye of the beholder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 I'm going to Garland,Texas tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: If there is a zombie apocalypse, will the zombies eat Keith Richards...or just assume he is a fellow zombie? Was the bible the first book about a zombie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Time to unload the dishwasher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 16 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I’ve always been a boxer type of guy, but everyone seems to be wearing boxer briefs. What’s the deal? I like my boys to have room to roam. Had some scrotal swelling once. Doctor told me boxers to blame. Boxer briefs ever since. Snug as a bug home skillet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted January 13, 2018 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 1 hour ago, joesixpack said: Had some scrotal swelling once. Doctor told me boxers to blame. Boxer briefs ever since. Snug as a bug home skillet. Scrotal swelling conversations are not allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 1 hour ago, joesixpack said: Had some scrotal swelling once. Doctor told me boxers to blame. Boxer briefs ever since. Snug as a bug home skillet. Yikes! Was it from your boys bouncing around in there? I’ve never hear of such a thing. My wife bought me some boxer briefs for Xmas and keeps telling me to try them. I thought it was just because she likes the way my little muffin ass would look in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 13 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Yikes! Was it from your boys bouncing around in there? I’ve never hear of such a thing. My wife bought me some boxer briefs for Xmas and keeps telling me to try them. I thought it was just because she likes the way my little muffin ass would look in them. Yeah man hangin low and jostling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 9 hours ago, CowgirlsFan said: Time to unload the dishwasher You kicking hubby out the door? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 48 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: You kicking hubby out the door? Nope ? He's already asleep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 I layed in bed until 11am today because I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Yikes! Was it from your boys bouncing around in there? I’ve never hear of such a thing. My wife bought me some boxer briefs for Xmas and keeps telling me to try them. I thought it was just because she likes the way my little muffin ass would look in them. Is this her way of telling you she wants child #3? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 On 1/11/2018 at 5:57 PM, CowgirlsFan said: Pitchers and catchers report soon How soon? I know it's sometime in February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 I would like to go back To Alaska Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 23 minutes ago, westside said: How soon? I know it's sometime in February. Depends on the team. Some report as early as the 12th. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Baby its cold outside.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Time for brunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Alaskans can see Russia from their homes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Falcons and Eagles are kicking off this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 8 hours ago, CowgirlsFan said: Is this her way of telling you she wants child #3? Not physically possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 If you are going to get your male dog neutered, do it BEFORE he starts humping things. Nothing more pathetic than a neutered dog humping every leg he encounters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Time to get this back on track. Time for some hot tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Did you do it last night? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Hawaiians has to change their shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 I once had two neutered cats who regularly woke me up by having sex on my bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Gugny said: I once had two neutered cats who regularly woke me up by having sex on my bed. So gay cats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Just Jack said: So gay cats? Yes, indeed. The first couple times I caught them, I thought the "bottom" was getting raped. He got clearly upset WITH ME when I broke it up. After a while, they either stopped or found a new place to sin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Was it a sin if the cats were atheists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 46 minutes ago, PastaJoe said: Was it a sin if the cats were atheists? They're both confirmed Catholics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 I want a piece of Arthur Shelby’s wife. ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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