4merper4mer Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Bills: We are a visibly better team at the end of the year than at the beginning Sort of Non-Bills: Sammy makes Beane look like an idiot all year long and for years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNubbins Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Mike Tolbert is our starting RB at least once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grb Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 (edited) A quick survey of this thread has Taylor benched by Game : Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven An enthusiast on this topic (not me, alas) should start an exclusive thread - something easier to bump later...... Edited September 7, 2017 by grb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Tom Brady throws more TD's than the Bills as a team score the whole year. In 2007, he threw 50. Cowboys and Colts each had 54 team TDs; Jacksonville had 50. Every other team in the NFL had fewer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Injuries leave Jones and Tate as our defacto #1 n #2 WRS, despite playing well and keeping his job all season, Bills release Tyrod, and draft a QB high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCBillsBeliever Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 (edited) Whaley will go rogue, and bring back TBD-favorite, Da'Rick Rodgers, who Rex will convert to a field-goal-faking, option-QB specialist. Rodgers will be sacked when Goodell--using the Belichick-ian SpyGate methodology--finds out he uses pine tar to hold his jock strap in place, and Joe Webb will become our field-goal-faking, option-QB. Webb will go on to set the NFL record for most TD's off field goal fakes, while also filling in for Cordy Glenn at LT, who will miss three and two-thirds games with a massive sty in his eye. While recuperating from the sty, Glenn will create a new and incredibly popular salsa, to be served with the Russ Brandon developed and patented Jordan Matthew's Sternum Chips. Although the Bills will only go 4-12, the sales of Jordan Matthew Sternum Chips and Cordy's secret salsa will raise enough money to buy Robert Kraft, who will be roasted at a stake in Hammer's Lot on New Year's Day, ending the Bill's 17-year curse. McDermott will chalk it up to the team's love for one another, and there will be much rejoicing. Either that, or we will be entertaining to watch this year... I can't quite read the tea leaves; they're shimmying around like Shady, at the moment... Edited September 7, 2017 by ROCBillsBeliever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat68 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Every year this is about my peak optimism of the year. Buffalo suprises the masses and finishes above .500. Idk if they make the playoffs but win more than 8 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bisonbrigade Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 10 players on injured reserve before eighth game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overseas Bills Fan Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Go.... TT is benched by week 10 CBF Every game, one team will win and one team will lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Buffalo Barbarian won't know what the hell he's talking about. It's the only certain, sure-fire prediction for the season that I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishDave Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Buffalo beats New England in New England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schoolhouserock Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 A small, but vocal group of Buffalo Bills fans will be screaming for the Pegulas to "clean house" by the end of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 We finally see the Bills use screen passes of all kinds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watkins101 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Billy Buffalo is kidnapped by rabid Bills fans and during his absence Bills go on six game winning streak...when returned Bills decide they no longer need a mascot and terminate him..things do end well for Billy as he/she falls in love with one of the Kidnappers and they go on to have four kids, all of whom aspire to be professional sports mascots This is the best one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyDays Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Colts end up with the #2 overall pick after deciding to keep Luck out the whole year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Mike Rodak will finally go through with his gender reassignment surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. K Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 McCoy doesn't finish the season, and the Bills' run game goes way south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Jerry Hughes gets 10+ sacks and Banyard runs for over 700 yards and 5+ TDs I like this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Every game, one team will win and one team will lose. you forgot about the Tie. Buffalo beats New England in New England. Twice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 I say the Bills exceed expectations, which right now is 5 wins, right? I think a lot hinges on how well McD coaches. Great coaching lifts middling talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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