The Poojer Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 sure i can do the liquor route, but where's the fun in that....i'm the new guy here, need to get something bizarre, but relatively 'clean and appropriate'...any thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 maybe not clean and appropriate enough but we were once invited to a dinner party with a "dirty santa" gift exchange. I kinda misunderstood the meaning (it was one of those things where you draw numbers and someone with a later number can steal an already opened present). I brought a copy of the "kama sutra" and a decent cigar, gift wrapped. caused quite a stir and was regifted many times over the years (without the cigar) at the same event. it became more dog eared every year. on second thought, you might want to wait til your second year on the job for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 For a man or woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 8, 2015 Author Share Posted December 8, 2015 yeah it's one of those where people can steal a previously received gift. male or female. Â Â maybe not clean and appropriate enough but we were once invited to a dinner party with a "dirty santa" gift exchange. I kinda misunderstood the meaning (it was one of those things where you draw numbers and someone with a later number can steal an already opened present). I brought a copy of the "kama sutra" and a decent cigar, gift wrapped. caused quite a stir and was regifted many times over the years (without the cigar) at the same event. it became more dog eared every year. on second thought, you might want to wait til your second year on the job for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 yeah it's one of those where people can steal a previously received gift. male or female. Â Â Â Â Well that would male some of the exchanges interesting. "It's not for me, it's for my wife". Â Anyway with regard to bizarre, clean and appropriate, are you will settle for 2 out of 3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 a bottle of absinthe with printed instructions on pouring over ice and sugar or perhaps even including a slotted spoon, sugar and appropriate glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Oooohhhh  How about a piece of paper that says:  Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Probably, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes and yes.  When they ask what it is you can tell them it is the answer to all the would yams your office has to offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 a bottle of absinthe with printed instructions on pouring over ice and sugar or perhaps even including a slotted spoon, sugar and appropriate glass. Â He said $30-ish. Decent absinthe starts at $40 and even that stuff is questionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 8, 2015 Author Share Posted December 8, 2015 company spotted us $30, i can go higher if i choose, wouldn't know a good absinthe from a bad, but that really is a good idea, different than the boring liquor stand-bys   He said $30-ish. Decent absinthe starts at $40 and even that stuff is questionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) Â He said $30-ish. Decent absinthe starts at $40 and even that stuff is questionable. I recently bought a 50 ml bottle for about $10 bucks at a va abc store. could get 2. nobody is going to know about quality. very few people have had it. this was a brand I've seen before. it might be a good conversation piece. Â here's the brand: http://www.absente.com/ Edited December 8, 2015 by birdog1960 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I recently bought a 50 ml bottle for about $10 bucks at a va abc store. could get 2. nobody is going to know about quality. very few people have had it. this was a brand I've seen before. it might be a good conversation piece.  here's the brand: http://www.absente.com/  There is nothing better than good absinthe though. If you're going to turn someone on to something as classic as that get them something good! I know a guy who makes his own. Grows his own wormwood. Fantastic stuff.  But I'd be careful of absinthe unless you know they like it. Some people absolutely can't stand it. company spotted us $30, i can go higher if i choose, wouldn't know a good absinthe from a bad, but that really is a good idea, different than the boring liquor stand-bys   This is a bit expensive but it's really good. Made down the road from me.  http://www.stgeorgespirits.com/spirit/absinthe/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Steely Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 http://www.amazon.com/Pooping-Pooches-White-Elephant-Calendar/dp/B00OUBTMEK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) http://www.amazon.com/Pooping-Pooches-White-Elephant-Calendar/dp/B00OUBTMEK as a bonus $1 will be given to the maui dog fund or some such thing. ha! also like the also recommended "how to poo at work"- don't let number 2 stop you from being number 1 at work.. this is the stuff you want at these things. Edited December 8, 2015 by birdog1960 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Dead cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 You could buy them a subscription to Two Bills Drive. It's a regular $30/year (I just got mine reduced to $28.99 because I arranged for ACH transfer to Beerball to avoid delays). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 You could buy them a subscription to Two Bills Drive. It's a regular $30/year (I just got mine reduced to $28.99 because I arranged for ACH transfer to Beerball to avoid delays). Â What?!?! How much? How did you get that deal? Â you Beerball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Just saw this today.... Â http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/fbskim/christinalan/legit-cool-gifts-that-look-like-pranks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Gift card to Starbucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 my ppp colleagues will understand: http://www.innovations.com.au/p/home/home-office/3000-classic-books?dgm_clickid=wgDwYa2MNyG23wW2jFwnvRVEUkXXfyxx1xNVzA0&dgm_cid=1866&dgm_affid=30206&affiliate=AFTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 A half gallon of Epsom salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 You can get a pretty nice portable battery pack for that price. Everyone has a cell phone. my ppp colleagues will understand: http://www.innovations.com.au/p/home/home-office/3000-classic-books?dgm_clickid=wgDwYa2MNyG23wW2jFwnvRVEUkXXfyxx1xNVzA0&dgm_cid=1866&dgm_affid=30206&affiliate=AFTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 How about a bag of 30 different items from a dollar store? Â Â One year Mr CGF and I came home from a gift exchange with a can of "spotted dick"!!! CRAZY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 How about a bag of 30 different items from a dollar store? Â Â One year Mr CGF and I came home from a gift exchange with a can of "spotted dick"!!! CRAZY!!! Â Spotted Dick! Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Â Spotted Dick! Good stuff. That's NOT what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 sure i can do the liquor route, but where's the fun in that....i'm the new guy here, need to get something bizarre, but relatively 'clean and appropriate'...any thoughts? Â Â Do they have a Spencer's by you? If so why don't you get a pair of fundies. They are underwear that fit two people inside them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOVABillsFan Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) Since gag gifts are allowed  A HUGE jar of pickles.  I went to a work party once where the gifts could be swapped but before they were unwrapped. The big box was swapped about 3 times Edited December 10, 2015 by NOVABillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 If it's anonymous you must go with something inappropriate. How about a 50-pack of condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 So , what are you getting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 10, 2015 Author Share Posted December 10, 2015 dunno yet, party isn't until wednesday, have a few more days to figure something out or pick from one of these most awesome suggestions. Â Â So , what are you getting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I didn't read thru all the replies so not sure if this type of thing has been mentioned. Â What about a pair of bluetooth headphones ($20 Amazon), an iPhone/iPod armband ($7-10 Amazon), and a water bottle for the workout enthusiast. A lot of people would probably like a pair of gifts like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Simply place a nice pair of fuzzy socks in a box with a vibrator. Wrap the box neatly and when the recipient opens it if they don't like the socks, they can go f**&%k themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 (edited) Â Â Do they have a Spencer's by you? If so why don't you get a pair of fundies. They are underwear that fit two people inside them. or just get a pack of 2X size Fruit of the Looms. Edited December 11, 2015 by PromoTheRobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 they are doing something called the punk rock flea market this weekend in philly, it is a couple times a year event. I may go walk around and see if there is anything interesting tomorrow. I bet i can find something cool for 30-ish bucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gomper Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Scratch-offs. If they win, you're a hero. If they don't they had fun with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 So what did you give and receive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 So what did you give and receive?I think he went with the oven mitt for his gift and he received a box of Ribbon Candy. Score!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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