Prickly Pete Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 What I don't get is why she was ever married to Russell Brand? Because he is better looking, more intelligent, has more guts, and is cooler than you will ever be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 *British accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtDart Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) So, a guy starts a thread basically saying "Let's all spare a moment of silence in dedication to Katy Perry's breasts." You know, because objectifying hot women and treating them as a piece of flesh is possibly the oldest hobby of men. And who doesn't enjoy it? It's all good. This somehow spirals into a fight among various users about this, that, and the other thing, now on its fifth page. Which only proves on thing: these discussion forums (subject matter is irrelevant) exist as a vehicle for angry individuals with anger issues to argue with anonymous strangers over almost anything. Jesus Christ. The fun is over, The morality police just made an appearance. Edited January 30, 2015 by DirtDart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Pro_Bills Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Because he is better looking, more intelligent, has more guts, and is cooler than you will ever be. Really dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prickly Pete Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Really dude? Was that a low blow? Is it so obvious a point, that it's cruel for me to post? The guy has slept with truckloads of beautiful woman, gets paid ridiculous amounts of money to make appearances in front of thousands of paying customers, and is willing to voice some unpopular opinions in large public forums and take on all comers. Edited January 30, 2015 by HoF Watkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meark Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Going to b e a jugtacular SB this year it seems. Also keep an eye out for the Carls Jr. SB commercial featuring Charlotte Mckinney: This commercial is already available online. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTA_8waxTo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Katy Perry cleans up nice, and when she does she has a sort-of classic pinup girl look about her. And her music susks...but that's only because the whole genre sucks. Within that genre, she's pretty damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Katy Perry cleans up nice, and when she does she has a sort-of classic pinup girl look about her. And her music susks...but that's only because the whole genre sucks. Within that genre, she's pretty damn good. It's girly pop music. It's not supposed to be the best you have ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 This commercial is already available online. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTA_8waxTo I just ate a full lunch but I'm hungry again for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Pro_Bills Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Was that a low blow? Is it so obvious a point, that it's cruel for me to post? The guy has slept with truckloads of beautiful woman, gets paid ridiculous amounts of money to make appearances in front of thousands of paying customers, and is willing to voice some unpopular opinions in large public forums and take on all comers. No problem, I can take it. It might be your opinion of Mr. Brand's talent and accomplishments are quite a bit higher than mine. I think the guys a second-teir comedic talent. When I see Katy Perry and consider her to be potential 'A' list it appears to me she traded down. And I haven't done too bad with the ladies either having been with a decent number of chicks that were way hotter than her at that age, so on that I wouldn't concede any runaway victory to the guy. Edited January 30, 2015 by All_Pro_Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 It's girly pop music. It's not supposed to be the best you have ever heard. Like I said...a feature of the genre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 No problem, I can take it. It might be your opinion of Mr. Brand's talent and accomplishments are quite a bit higher than mine. I think the guys a second-teir comedic talent. And when I see Katy Perry and consider he to be potential 'A' list it appears to me she traded down. And I haven't done too bad with the ladies either having been with a decent number of chicks that were way hotter than her at that age, so on that I wouldn't concede any runaway victory to the guy. How is it possible that all bills fans have sex with the hottest women on the planet??? Or are the biggest gigolos pimps and all that???? I've seen this time and time again. It doesnt add up. I wish I had sex with a bunch of hots girls. I just got regular ones. Or am In the only one being honest?? Who knows. Because he is better looking, more intelligent, has more guts, and is cooler than you will ever be. He looks like a regular dude to me. I didnt know you were all high on this dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Because he is better looking, more intelligent, has more guts, and is cooler than you will ever be. He also looks like he'd smell like dirty socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 How is it possible that all bills fans have sex with the hottest women on the planet??? Or are the biggest gigolos pimps and all that???? I've seen this time and time again. It doesnt add up. I wish I had sex with a bunch of hots girls. I just got regular ones. Or am In the only one being honest?? Who knows. People on the internet are full of ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordon_g Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) I suddenly have the urge to go motor boating..... Edited January 30, 2015 by gordon_g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivermont Mike Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Best. Effing. TBD. Post. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 How is it possible that all bills fans have sex with the hottest women on the planet??? Or are the biggest gigolos pimps and all that???? I've seen this time and time again. It doesnt add up. I wish I had sex with a bunch of hots girls. I just got regular ones. Or am In the only one being honest?? Who knows. He looks like a regular dude to me. I didnt know you were all high on this dude. Dude seriously thanks for a great laugh. The tone of this post was perfect, I haven't spit out my drink as I was taking a big gulp since I was in high school probably but this post just did the trick. Kudos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 How is it possible that all bills fans have sex with the hottest women on the planet??? Or are the biggest gigolos pimps and all that???? I've seen this time and time again. It doesnt add up. I wish I had sex with a bunch of hots girls. I just got regular ones. Or am In the only one being honest?? Who knows. He looks like a regular dude to me. I didnt know you were all high on this dude. Dude seriously thanks for a great laugh. The tone of this post was perfect, I haven't spit out my drink as I was taking a big gulp since I was in high school probably but this post just did the trick. Kudos Yeah like I once had this girl with a nice butt. But her breath was bad and she had small breasts! Maybe Im the only chump on tbd. One day I hope to bang september playmate of the month. But at least if I dont, I know someone on tbd has banged her already!!!! Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I lost my Virginity to Miss Teen Rochester(of a prior year's competition. Not at the time). True story. I guess that kind of makes me famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I lost my Virginity to Miss Teen Rochester(of a prior year's competition. Not at the time). True story. I guess that kind of makes me famous. and wanted for questioning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Miss Teen Rochester goes up to 19. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 and wanted for questioning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I lost my Virginity to Miss Teen Rochester(of a prior year's competition. Not at the time). True story. I guess that kind of makes me famous. As a 35 year old at the time, it more likely makes you infamous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 They based the movie 40-year-old virgin on my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I lost my Virginity to Miss Teen Rochester(of a prior year's competition. Not at the time). True story. I guess that kind of makes me famous. I dated a fashion model and a Miss Peru runner-up, once upon a time. No, not at the same time. Sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I dated a fashion model and a Miss Peru runner-up, once upon a time. No, not at the same time. Sadly. I dated Lola Jones and the beyotch really doesn't put out.... my luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 South American women = YES PLEASE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 You guys are far to easy WTF ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Katy Perry cleans up nice, and when she does she has a sort-of classic pinup girl look about her. And her music susks...but that's only because the whole genre sucks. Within that genre, she's pretty damn good. She's no Rebecca Black; that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 She's no Rebecca Black; that's for sure.It is Friday after all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopreme Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Sarcasm off: and also with respect to Charlotte McKinney, she is not "absolute perfection." I just did a google image search and yes, she has enormous t**s (once again) but she is not what I would describe as gorgeous. Neither is Katy Perry. I was watching the first Austin Powers last week and Elizabeth Hurley in her prime was what I would call gorgeous. The chick who dies in Braveheart is gorgeous. You guys are just suckers for gigantic t**s. EDIT: and please do not respond with the predictable responses- of course she is hot, I just think when you throw around words like "perfect," I have to take issue. And she is not "the next Kate Upton." Kate Upton is WAY prettier, it's not even close. Nonsense. Kate Upton is not even on her level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 ^You're on drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I dated a fashion model and a Miss Peru runner-up, once upon a time. No, not at the same time. Sadly. http://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/online/articles/hrntr NOPAL, TEXAS (La Salle County). Nopal, also known as Peru, was a small settlement on the Frio River twenty-one miles northwest of the site of present Cotulla in north central La Salle County. A post office opened there in 1879, when Nopal had an estimated fifty inhabitants. Perhaps as many as seventy-five people lived in Nopal by 1882, when its name was changed to Peru . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Well I'm not reading all the past pages about this. But I want you to know this. I am a fan of Katy Perry's Jugs and I am hoping they fall out during the super bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17 Josh Allen Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 This thread is reaching epic status keep it going boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I dated a fashion model and a Miss Peru runner-up, once upon a time. No, not at the same time. Sadly. Everyones sex stories are better than mine. I had an ugly prostitute give me a bj once. it was not even good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I've woken up next to some fatties after late nights at the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Flutie Band Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Bragging about your sex life on the Internet is about as pathetic as it gets. How embarrassing. Become a man someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Bragging about your sex life on the Internet is about as pathetic as it gets. How embarrassing. Become a man someday. Prostitution is bragging?? Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 I am ashamed this hasn't been added yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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