BringBackFergy Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 We haven't had a big press conference in a few years (since the Mario signing) - so here's a few questions to answer. Most correct answers wins bragging rights: 1) What color tie will Rex wear? a) Blue with red and white stripes b) Red, with blue and white stripes c) White with blue Buffalos d) a Bow tie with a checkered blue and white shirt e) ________________________ (other) 2) What news reporter will Rex slam to the ground for asking a dumb ass question? a) Jerry b) Timmy c) Bart Scott d) Tasker e) Paul Hamilton f) __________________ (other) 3) What type of drink will Rex have at the podium? a) Poland Springs water b) Buffalo Bills brand water c) Jack and Coke (disguised in a Snapple Diet Peach Tea bottle) d) __________________ (other) Tiebreaker: The length of time our live feed will be !@#$ed up because the media assistant will be pulling cords and walking across the camera cables (re-visit the Mario live feed) a) <5 minutes b) >5 but <15 minutes c) Other ____________________ Second tiebreaker: Number of times Doug Marrone walks through the backdrop and photobombs the presser wearing a beach hat, sunblock and a London Monarchs crop top jersey with flip flops?? _______________________ Good luck!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Where's the Empty Podium when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 Where's the Empty Podium when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 1 - a 2 - a 3 - b Tie1 - a Tie2 - 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 We haven't had a big press conference in a few years (since the Mario signing) - so here's a few questions to answer. Most correct answers wins bragging rights: Second tiebreaker: Number of times Doug Marrone walks through the backdrop and photobombs the presser wearing a beach hat, sunblock and a London Monarchs crop top jersey with flip flops?? _______________________ Good luck!! 1) What color tie will Rex wear? c) White with blue Buffalos 2) What news reporter will Rex slam to the ground for asking a dumb ass question? a) Jerry 3) What type of drink will Rex have at the podium? b) Buffalo Bills brand water Tiebreaker: The length of time our live feed will be !@#$ed up because the media assistant will be pulling cords and walking across the camera cables (re-visit the Mario live feed) b) >5 but <15 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filthymcnasty08 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Rex - if you are reading this.... DO NOT MAKE ANY GUARANTEES! thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Rex - if you are reading this.... DO NOT MAKE ANY GUARANTEES! thank you. If you are reading the Rex...guarantee away. What made ya great, get back to it. Something along the lines of "wish NE luck this weekend , cause it's the last East championship they are winning for a while. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandemonium Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 1)E-white shirt, blue bills sweater vest, no tie 2) E- sal m from the Rochester d&c 3) b Tie1) a Tie2) 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 1) What color tie will Rex wear? a) Blue with red and white stripes b) Red, with blue and white stripes c) White with blue Buffalos d) a Bow tie with a checkered blue and white shirt e) ________________________ (other) 2) What news reporter will Rex slam to the ground for asking a dumb ass question? a) Jerry b) Timmy c) Bart Scott d) Tasker e) Paul Hamilton f) __________________ (other) 3) What type of drink will Rex have at the podium? a) Poland Springs water b) Buffalo Bills brand water c) Jack and Coke (disguised in a Snapple Diet Peach Tea bottle) d) __________________ (other) Tiebreaker: The length of time our live feed will be !@#$ed up because the media assistant will be pulling cords and walking across the camera cables (re-visit the Mario live feed) a) <5 minutes b) >5 but <15 minutes c) Other ______17 min______________ Second tiebreaker: Number of times Doug Marrone walks through the backdrop and photobombs the presser wearing a beach hat, sunblock and a London Monarchs crop top jersey with flip flops?? ___1____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkreed Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 We haven't had a big press conference in a few years (since the Mario signing) - so here's a few questions to answer. Most correct answers wins bragging rights: 1) What color tie will Rex wear? a) Blue with red and white stripes b) Red, with blue and white stripes c) White with blue Buffalos d) a Bow tie with a checkered blue and white shirt e) ________________________ (other) 2) What news reporter will Rex slam to the ground for asking a dumb ass question? a) Jerry b) Timmy c) Bart Scott d) Tasker e) Paul Hamilton f) _Jeff Russo (WKBW)_ (other) 3) What type of drink will Rex have at the podium? a) Poland Springs water b) Buffalo Bills brand water c) Jack and Coke (disguised in a Snapple Diet Peach Tea bottle) d) __________________ (other) Tiebreaker: The length of time our live feed will be !@#$ed up because the media assistant will be pulling cords and walking across the camera cables (re-visit the Mario live feed) a) <5 minutes (the guy you are referencing was probably fired. BUT when Terry took over he probably re-hired him. b) >5 but <15 minutes c) Other ____________________ Second tiebreaker: Number of times Doug Marrone walks through the backdrop and photobombs the presser wearing a beach hat, sunblock and a London Monarchs crop top jersey with flip flops?? Twice__None Good luck!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 i'm just wondering if russ will be swooning again: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 i'm just wondering if russ will be swooning again: That's just disturbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 i'm just wondering if russ will be swooning again: Holy ****, that is scary....Cable Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Loosely related: Go to youtube and watch a few seconds of video from Doug Marrone's PC when he was introduced. That wasn't that long ago. He was MUCH more youthful/healthy looking and quite a few pounds lighter. Kind of scary what the job did to him in a couple years. I think REX will be laid back, relaxed, loosey-goosey, and starting to show "the new" Rex which is good. He can keep the skill, the confidence, even some cockiness, without going over the top as he used to into "jerk" mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 i don't mean to hijack this thread, but you find some amazing pics when searching for russ and co. what's up with bills personnel posing with la nova pizza? is this some sort of omerta blackmail thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 We haven't had a big press conference in a few years (since the Mario signing) - so here's a few questions to answer. Most correct answers wins bragging rights: 1) What color tie will Rex wear? a) Blue with red and white stripes b) Red, with blue and white stripes c) White with blue Buffalos d) a Bow tie with a checkered blue and white shirt e) ________________________ (other) 2) What news reporter will Rex slam to the ground for asking a dumb ass question? a) Jerry b) Timmy c) Bart Scott d) Tasker e) Paul Hamilton f) __________________ (other) 3) What type of drink will Rex have at the podium? a) Poland Springs water b) Buffalo Bills brand water c) Jack and Coke (disguised in a Snapple Diet Peach Tea bottle) d) __________________ (other) Tiebreaker: The length of time our live feed will be !@#$ed up because the media assistant will be pulling cords and walking across the camera cables (re-visit the Mario live feed) a) <5 minutes b) >5 but <15 minutes c) Other ____________________ Second tiebreaker: Number of times Doug Marrone walks through the backdrop and photobombs the presser wearing a beach hat, sunblock and a London Monarchs crop top jersey with flip flops?? _______________________ Good luck!! The guy I see as being on a collision course with Rex is Jerry Sullivan. It's a matchup made in heaven. It won't be today. It won't be for a while. It will need time to stew. But it is coming down the road and it should be really entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 i don't mean to hijack this thread, but you find some amazing pics when searching for russ and co. what's up with bills personnel posing with la nova pizza? is this some sort of omerta blackmail thing? Doug Whaley always has that "I'm stoned, but it helps me think better" look to him. Russ, on the other hand, looks like a newspaper delivery boy holding out the Christmas calendar waiting for a tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 i don't mean to hijack this thread, but you find some amazing pics when searching for russ and co. what's up with bills personnel posing with la nova pizza? is this some sort of omerta blackmail thing? Well, nothing says "welcome to Buffalo" like a pizza and some wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Posted Today, 08:50 AM We haven't had a big press conference in a few years (since the Mario signing) - so here's a few questions to answer. Most correct answers wins bragging rights: 1) What color tie will Rex wear? a) Blue with red and white stripes b) Red, with blue and white stripes c) White with blue Buffalos d) a Bow tie with a checkered blue and white shirt e) _Solid Blue_______________________ (other) 2) What news reporter will Rex slam to the ground for asking a dumb ass question? a) Jerry b) Timmy c) Bart Scott d) Tasker e) Paul Hamilton f) __(other) 3) What type of drink will Rex have at the podium? a) Poland Springs water b) Buffalo Bills brand water c) Jack and Coke (disguised in a Snapple Diet Peach Tea bottle) d) __________________ (other) Tiebreaker: The length of time our live feed will be !@#$ed up because the media assistant will be pulling cords and walking across the camera cables (re-visit the Mario live feed) a) <5 minutes b) >5 but <15 minutes c) Other ____________________ Second tiebreaker: Number of times Doug Marrone walks through the backdrop and photobombs the presser wearing a beach hat, sunblock and a London Monarchs crop top jersey with flip flops?? ______________6_________ CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Doug Whaley always has that "I'm stoned, but it helps me think better" look to him. Russ, on the other hand, looks like a newspaper delivery boy holding out the Christmas calendar waiting for a tip. This made me laugh out loud. Seriously, he is the same as a religious fanatic. He has the 1,000 yard stare and ceased engaging in independent critical thought a long time ago. His mind is now controlled by "the cause". It's not an entirely unknown species, particularly in the corporate world. Beware these people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Doug Whaley always has that "I'm stoned, but it helps me think better" look to him. this finally explains the watkins move. doug was so stoned he had no idea what was going on. no wonder he described that trade as "totally groovy" in the presser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 i'm just wondering if russ will be swooning again: LMAO!!! I knew Doug was his hire!!!! Whats even more scary is we cant see where his hands are..... CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Where's the Empty Podium when you need him? Needs to update his avatar post-haste! http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/user/7039-empty-podium/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Doug Whaley always has that "I'm stoned, but it helps me think better" look to him. Russ, on the other hand, looks like a newspaper delivery boy holding out the Christmas calendar waiting for a tip. This is hilarious and so true.Where's the Empty Podium when you need him? Now you know why Marrone wanted to control everything, including audio/visual department. My money is on 15 minutes of fuzz, an empty podium, and some intern shuffling papers. Edited January 14, 2015 by JR in Pittsburgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 This is hilarious and so true. Now you know why Marrone wanted to control everything, including audio/visual department. My money is on 15 minutes of fuzz, an empty podium, and some intern shuffling papers. That was one of the funniest parts of the Mario presser...we were all thinking "Mario must be wondering if they are videotaping this on Beta cassettes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) After Rex went to the Sabres game last night, they will announce that Rex has lost confidence in the owner and will instead be going to Chicago. Then they wiil bring out the new coach, Marv Levy. Edited January 14, 2015 by PastaJoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty Podium Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Where's the Empty Podium when you need him? You rang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fridge Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 You rang? Wait...what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddenboy Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) You rang? (no hijack intended here. But a Podium is something you stand on, to raise yourself higher. From the greek root Pod, meaning feet. Think podiatrist = foot doctor. Then there's Dais or Rostrom, for the small mini-stage where there's usually a table for multiple speakers to sit behind. A Lectern is the slant-fronted stand used to hold reading material. Think Lecture. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lectern?show=0&t=1421253359 An orchestra conductor stands on a podium, with his sheet music on a lectern.) Not that anybody remotely cares, or even should. Just sayin. Somebody once 'splained it to me (http://judgepedia.org/Howard_H._Shore), so I'm paying it forward. Carry on, sirs. Edited January 14, 2015 by maddenboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Cubed Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 1) What color tie will Rex wear? b) Red, with blue and white stripes 2) What news reporter will Rex slam to the ground for asking a dumb ass question? a) Jerry 3) What type of drink will Rex have at the podium? d) Aquafina (other) Tiebreaker: The length of time our live feed will be !@#$ed up because the media assistant will be pulling cords and walking across the camera cables (re-visit the Mario live feed) a) <5 minutes Second tiebreaker: Number of times Doug Marrone walks through the backdrop and photobombs the presser wearing a beach hat, sunblock and a London Monarchs crop top jersey with flip flops?? 7, for each time he punted inside the Bills own 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 1) e. plain blue 2) b Timmah ! 3) b 1st tie break - b 2nd tiebreak - none Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 There's a woman on the Bills webcast now getting close ups of her licking her lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 There's a woman on the Bills webcast now getting close ups of her licking her lips. Beat me to it! Better visual than the tech guy at the Mario PC at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Rex should do the presser in a Bills hoodie with cut off sleeves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 Rex should do the presser in a Bills hoodie with cut off sleeves That would be fantastic. There's a MILFy babe doing the "duck lips" thing but I have no audio....damn AV geeks are screwing up again (just like Norman in my fourth grade class who screwed up the film projector) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivermont Mike Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 The camera is not her friend on the closeups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Beat me to it! Better visual than the tech guy at the Mario PC at least. Thought same thing..apparently someone from NFL network...upgraded facilities means no empty rostrum (wtf?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanthos Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 This is like the NFL network uncensored…lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 This is like the NFL network uncensored…lol All we need is Michael Irvin to show up on cam with some white powdery substance around his right nostril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanthos Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Start the dramatic movie music! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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