CountryCletus Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 It's herpes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I'm gonna guess he has some nasty foot fungus that is keeping him out. Best bet is he contracted it from Doug Legursky after Nigel Bradham stole his shower flip flops as retribution for a prior wet willy. Sounds legit to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I'm gonna guess he has some nasty foot fungus that is keeping him out. Best bet is he contracted it from Doug Legursky after Nigel Bradham stole his shower flip flops as retribution for a prior wet willy. That's not all going to fit in the box. I'll mark down flip flop / foot related illness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnwalter Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 If Glenn is out, this season is a huge uphill climb (knowing Alonso is out) yes, an uphill climb into giving the browns a top-ten pick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I'm going with: paper cut. Those things can be n-a-s-t-y! Might be weeks before he can suit up and start practicing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 pink eye. Remember Costas at the Olympics? Ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 pink eye. Remember Costas at the Olympics? Ew. That was a result of botched Botox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 That was a result of botched Botox. Oh. I went with the NBC version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Hey, maybe everybody should take a wild guess and we can have a box pool to determine the winner. Sounds like a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Renal hyperension Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkington Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 He's got the poops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamsnoops Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 (edited) Too much time spent at the beach in the off-season. He is still trying to clean all the sand out of his VA JJ! Edited July 24, 2014 by snamsnoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffHead Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share Posted July 24, 2014 Too much time spent at the beach in the off-season. He is still trying to clean all the sand out of his VA JJ!. Say it to his face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalftimeAdjustment Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 (edited) Chikungunya? Edited July 24, 2014 by HalftimeAdjustment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 It's herpes... poor b@s+@rd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffHead Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share Posted July 24, 2014 It must be some really bad foot fungus. Dareus and branch have passed the conditioning test. No word on Glenn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 It must be some really bad foot fungus. Dareus and branch have passed the conditioning test. No word on Glenn Were did you get the info on Dareus and Branch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Were did you get the info on Dareus and Branch? Mike Rodak tweet. So he missed 4 TC practices. Doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBob Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Uro-mycitisis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 ehem...spiral vaginitas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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