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The timing of the end of that video is kinda funny. It looks like the Southwest plane comes to a screeching halt says WTF.

If she were my wife, she'd only have to make, maybe like 2 trips, to fetch me beer!

Bills 34 Fins 33

If he asks him nicely he might.

Now the song "Moon River" comes to mind.

These are not as good Previous Haikus better Tua Tyreek poop!

Late Nite TV was dead to me when David Letterman retired.

C'mon. He sees the camera pointing at him. He's always clowning around for the camera.

Agreed! None of those A-holes did what the officers requested. As Sharky mentioned previously, "entitled pricks."

Wonderful. I'm flying Delta next week. And of course, going through Atlanta.

I thought I'd roll this tired old thing out again. Of course, with some minor tweaks... Twas the night before football, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The fresh beer was chilling, in the cooler with care, In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there. The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed, while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads. Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong, Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone. When out in the den, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter. Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped, grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped. The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn, Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, A powerhouse team, and Bills Mafia with beer. With a refocused coach, adding Bobby and Joe, We’re hoping to see, one hell of a show, More proven than Cardinals, their warriors they came, They whistled, clapped, and shouted their names... Now Dalton, Now James, Now Curtis and Josh, On Bernard, on Rousseau, on Miller and Jones, Turn up your game, for there’s a new rally cry, And it’s growing quite loud, “JUST ONE BEFORE I DIE!”

Column 2, Row 6.......

A Spam sandwich and 14 Old Milwaukees

It has the 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall type theme; then lots of this and that about who's sitting where, some tailgate stuff, a few folks traveling in and one comment about why even go to the game. Oh,...........and one dude flipping someone off because he didn't like the deal. That's about it.

Which is perpetuated by social media. It creates a mob mentality with its virtual torches and pitchforks. That would have played out differently without that crap.

Does your mom still bring your pizza rolls to you down in the basement?

Fair point. But you'll also lose the potential for a muff or fumble for a turnover. Very rare, but when they happen, possible game changers.

Rasul Douglas - Pick 6

I wouldn't kick to the endzone. I didn't watch a lot of preseason games, but most of the kick returns I saw were stopped at the 26 or 27 yard line. I also heard an interesting take on the returners suggesting using slightly bigger running backs instead of the small speedy guys. Once they hit the 20, there's more congestion where they'll need to break tackles more often rather than looking for that sweet seam.

I've come to the conclusion that John Harbaugh is a very overrated coach. He was outcoached last night.

I hope Baltimore wins with Derrick Henry getting like 230 yards 2 TDs and Jackson throwing for 130 yards, rushing for no more than 20 yards, no TDs and 2 picks.

I don't like Baltimore, largely do to the overhype of Lamar, but there is no way I would ever hope Baltimore loses to the likes of the Chiefs. And I'll have to watch with the sound turned down for multiple reasons. No. 1, it's on NBC. And B, if I have to listen to Kermit's snap count cadence over and over, I'll be sticking sharp objects in my ears.