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Chris Farley is #1 on my list. I can pick from about a half dozen to fill in my other 3. Frank Caliendo did a good Chris Farley impersonation. I saw an interview where he said he had to do the Farley bit at the end of his routine because if he did it earlier, he'd be almost too exhausted to finish.

What does Marc have to do with a championship?

Happy B-day Marv!

When you're with friends, and you've had a couple drinks, when you reach for that cigar, have one of your friends do this....

Pretty mundane in my opinion. All the blocking was basically man-on-man. It seems to me the old kick-offs gave the return team more room to work one side of the field or the other, essentially scheming to make some of the coverage guys irrelevant. Small sample size so I'll wait and see.

The Dolphins used that looping backward motion a lot, which I think made it harder to catch the forward movement prior to the snap. If they call it correctly, aside from screen passes, any backward motion puts you in a slight disadvantage.

I've always loved the bigger, taller receivers. I've been wanting something like this for a long time. Something I thought of yesterday is, I believe it'll be a bit of a relief for Allen. He won't have to always thread perfect passes into tight windows like was necessary with smaller receivers. He'll have options to just chuck it to guys and let them go up and win the 1 on 1s. I wouldn't be surprised if Allen pushed for this making it a point of emphasis in the offseason.

Yup! I read an article a few years ago that some entities in Florida were trying to get Red Light cameras removed. They said there was no clear evidence that they helped curb collisions from Red Light runners; which was the reason they were initially installed. But I have a solution; it's a Squid Game solution. If someone runs a red light, light the car up with machine gun fire.

It's an old movie, but in case you haven't seen it.....Spoiler alert!

The guy's not doing enough. After repainting the letters/numbers he should use the paint pen to write "FIFY" on the car itself.

That works. As long as it's not a 1971 Ford Pinto with an 8-track of "Light my Fire" by the Doors.

Don't they have, like a $59 car?

Bingo! We've all seen and heard his press conferences. And while he's obviously not going to divulge information in the pressers, his delivery is soggy. A pet rock has more personality. I'll pass.

I agree, Good! Because this is just a preview of what to expect if things start going South during a regular game!

87. I would prefer... Paul Seymour - TE

It's a QB driven league, but these contracts are nearly out of control. With that said, I'd take Jordan Love over Tua any day. We've seen Tua's ceiling. I don't think we've seen Love's ceiling yet.

I'm guessing if you take Tua's #1 asset out, Tyreek Hill, those numbers plummet. And....we've already taken Allen's #1 asset out. And he's working with nearly an entire new crew.

Where's Paul Harvey when you need him?

I think Trubisky has some game in him. I believe he could eek out a win if he had to go in for 2 or 3.

This got me thinking,....has any team or individual already been eliminated before tonight's opening ceremony? That would be somewhat twisted.

When you get on the plane and everyone is still getting settled, the stewardess will get on PA and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, please find you seat and stow you bags quickly, we have a very full flight today." Wait, what? It's not just full it's very full? WTH, are there people sitting on laps? Standing room only? Is everyone over 200 lbs? 😕

How about Private Flight pet peeves.... I hate it when the bar is low on vermouth!

Couldn't they simply move Presidents day and Labor day? I would think the NFL wields that kind of power by now.